Jakebob
@jacobwolpert.bsky.social
All respect to Mac Miller and everything but I hear his music and it's like listening to McLovin rap
August 25, 2025 at 9:05 AM
All respect to Mac Miller and everything but I hear his music and it's like listening to McLovin rap
🎶 Been caught suing once when I was 65
When I assauly my bandmates I don't wanna pay for it...🎶
When I assauly my bandmates I don't wanna pay for it...🎶
Jane’s Addiction members sue singer Perry Farrell over onstage altercation
US rock band claim reunion tour and album was derailed by Farrell’s ‘repeated and unprovoked attack’ in 2024 – but the singer lodged his own legal complaint hours later
www.theguardian.com
July 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
🎶 Been caught suing once when I was 65
When I assauly my bandmates I don't wanna pay for it...🎶
When I assauly my bandmates I don't wanna pay for it...🎶
MAGA turning on Trump
July 15, 2025 at 11:15 PM
MAGA turning on Trump
If you're the #1 pop star on the planet and still dating man-children, that might be a you problem.
July 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
If you're the #1 pop star on the planet and still dating man-children, that might be a you problem.
My favourite thing about White Lotus season 3 is that the French Canadian actress they cast to play a French Canadian character has lived so long in Paris that she can't do the Quebecois accent 😂
July 3, 2025 at 3:08 PM
My favourite thing about White Lotus season 3 is that the French Canadian actress they cast to play a French Canadian character has lived so long in Paris that she can't do the Quebecois accent 😂
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled,
Brave brave brave brave Sir Carney
He bravely turned his tail and fled,
Brave brave brave brave Sir Carney
"Canada’s decision to rescind its digital services tax shows it’s “elbows down” in US trade talks"
This new guy sucks.
This new guy sucks.
Mark Carney caves to Trump and the tech industry
Canada’s decision to rescind its digital services tax shows it’s “elbows down” in US trade talks
www.disconnect.blog
June 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
When danger reared its ugly head
He bravely turned his tail and fled,
Brave brave brave brave Sir Carney
He bravely turned his tail and fled,
Brave brave brave brave Sir Carney
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they wrote a 900-page book about it and released it for free online
No predictive model could foresee this degree of national self-sabotage – an act of willful decline that transcends political theory.
June 29, 2025 at 5:57 PM
they wrote a 900-page book about it and released it for free online
Mark Carney this morning
June 30, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Mark Carney this morning
The year is 2077. An augmented Corey Perry of the Guadalajara Gorditas stares off into the distance mournfully after making and losing his 59th straight Stanley Cup finals appearance.
June 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The year is 2077. An augmented Corey Perry of the Guadalajara Gorditas stares off into the distance mournfully after making and losing his 59th straight Stanley Cup finals appearance.
I know we're all supposed to like Brad Marchand now for some reason but I am still hoping Edmonton makes a sequel to this:
June 17, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I know we're all supposed to like Brad Marchand now for some reason but I am still hoping Edmonton makes a sequel to this:
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ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*
CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*
ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*
CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*
ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*
June 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
ME: *points at my "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*
CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*
ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*
CO-WORKER: *points at his own "World's Greatest Dad" shirt*
ME: *takes a sip from my "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
CO-WORKER: *sips from his own "World's Greatest Dad" mug*
ME: [eyes narrow] *draws "World's Greatest Dad" sword*
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Are they going to blow a whistle at the end of this parade so everyone wakes up?
Are they going to blow a whistle at the end of this parade so everyone wakes up?
YouTube video by Adam Parkhomenko
youtube.com
June 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Are they going to blow a whistle at the end of this parade so everyone wakes up?
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I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.
Sound familiar?
Sound familiar?
June 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I want to take a moment to share an excerpt from the Declaration of Independence's grievances against King George III.
Sound familiar?
Sound familiar?
Me when my sports teams lose:
June 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Me when my sports teams lose:
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ICE was "responding" to the chaos ICE itself created. It was not responding to the way LA is without intentional provocation from ICE.
And now the National Guard is "responding" to the chaos ICE created. It is not responding to the way LA is without intentional provocation from ICE.
And now the National Guard is "responding" to the chaos ICE created. It is not responding to the way LA is without intentional provocation from ICE.
June 10, 2025 at 4:46 PM
ICE was "responding" to the chaos ICE itself created. It was not responding to the way LA is without intentional provocation from ICE.
And now the National Guard is "responding" to the chaos ICE created. It is not responding to the way LA is without intentional provocation from ICE.
And now the National Guard is "responding" to the chaos ICE created. It is not responding to the way LA is without intentional provocation from ICE.
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Trump has wanted to use military force against unarmed civilians since his first regime.
Back there were those in the White House willing to stand up to him and defend the constitution.
Those checks and balances are now gone.
California is the front line.
charlieangus.substack.com/p/we-stand-w...
Back there were those in the White House willing to stand up to him and defend the constitution.
Those checks and balances are now gone.
California is the front line.
charlieangus.substack.com/p/we-stand-w...
We Stand With California
A Message of Solidarity and Resistance
charlieangus.substack.com
June 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Trump has wanted to use military force against unarmed civilians since his first regime.
Back there were those in the White House willing to stand up to him and defend the constitution.
Those checks and balances are now gone.
California is the front line.
charlieangus.substack.com/p/we-stand-w...
Back there were those in the White House willing to stand up to him and defend the constitution.
Those checks and balances are now gone.
California is the front line.
charlieangus.substack.com/p/we-stand-w...
Stephen Miller is like if Seth from American History X quit pest control to go into politics.
June 8, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Stephen Miller is like if Seth from American History X quit pest control to go into politics.
Elon trying to be friends again with MAGA
Scar's Death
YouTube video by Unexploring Life
youtu.be
June 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Elon trying to be friends again with MAGA
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the funniest thing about the “ice agents are human beings with families” line is that there is no evidence to support the claim. oh they’re real people? what are their names? as far as I’m concerned they’re the T-1000 until proven otherwise
June 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
the funniest thing about the “ice agents are human beings with families” line is that there is no evidence to support the claim. oh they’re real people? what are their names? as far as I’m concerned they’re the T-1000 until proven otherwise
I'm here for the pettiness.
June 7, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I'm here for the pettiness.
Greatest day in history?
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha
June 5, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Greatest day in history?
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The bottom line: we're watching deranged narcissistic psychopaths fight on the Internet, which happens every day on X The Everything App, except one has nukes and is President and the other is the world's richest man who stole huge chunks of government information. They should be posters only
June 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The bottom line: we're watching deranged narcissistic psychopaths fight on the Internet, which happens every day on X The Everything App, except one has nukes and is President and the other is the world's richest man who stole huge chunks of government information. They should be posters only
