Jacob Schneider
@jacobschneider13.bsky.social
⚽️ Soccer creative; currently a free agent
✍🏽 Former GOAL, MLS, MLS NEXT Pro -- among others
📧 Jacobschneider1322@gmail.com
✍🏽 Former GOAL, MLS, MLS NEXT Pro -- among others
📧 Jacobschneider1322@gmail.com
This U17 World Cup has become a competition for both Mathis Albert and Cavan Sullivan to show their talent to the world…
And they’re doing just that. Brilliant news for the USYNT.
And they’re doing just that. Brilliant news for the USYNT.
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This U17 World Cup has become a competition for both Mathis Albert and Cavan Sullivan to show their talent to the world…
And they’re doing just that. Brilliant news for the USYNT.
And they’re doing just that. Brilliant news for the USYNT.
Reposted by Jacob Schneider
Tonight was a very bad night.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Tonight was a very bad night.
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Scenes at the Canadian Premier League final between Atlético Ottawa and Cavalry FC, which is underway in Ottawa. Goalkeeper Nathan Ingham is helping clear snow off the pitch.
November 9, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Scenes at the Canadian Premier League final between Atlético Ottawa and Cavalry FC, which is underway in Ottawa. Goalkeeper Nathan Ingham is helping clear snow off the pitch.
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Gotham City scores in the 121st minute, Katie Stengel gives them the lead
November 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Gotham City scores in the 121st minute, Katie Stengel gives them the lead
Katie Stengel in the dying seconds for Gotham. Oh my word.
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Katie Stengel in the dying seconds for Gotham. Oh my word.
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"During the game I had flashes regarding Darlington, what he did, the person that he is."
"I’m numb... I got no plans, man, no plans."
On Darlington Nagbe's last go-round:
www.mlssoccer.com/playoffs/202...
"I’m numb... I got no plans, man, no plans."
On Darlington Nagbe's last go-round:
www.mlssoccer.com/playoffs/202...
Darlington Nagbe reflects after final match of incredible career | MLSSoccer.com
As if a razor-thin, season-ending Audi MLS Cup Playoffs setback at the hands of their in-state rivals didn’t sting enough, Saturday’s 2-1 loss to FC Cincinnati also hit the Columbus Crew with the cold...
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November 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"During the game I had flashes regarding Darlington, what he did, the person that he is."
"I’m numb... I got no plans, man, no plans."
On Darlington Nagbe's last go-round:
www.mlssoccer.com/playoffs/202...
"I’m numb... I got no plans, man, no plans."
On Darlington Nagbe's last go-round:
www.mlssoccer.com/playoffs/202...
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That is an absolutely insane decision against Nashville.
What on earth?
What on earth?
November 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
That is an absolutely insane decision against Nashville.
What on earth?
What on earth?
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I'm much more of a "team goal" guy than an "individual banger" guy but this shit's stayed with me for 15 years.
Still my favorite thunderbastard in MLS history. Has a level of intentionality to it that few goals have ever matched.
What a player, what a career.
Still my favorite thunderbastard in MLS history. Has a level of intentionality to it that few goals have ever matched.
What a player, what a career.
November 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I'm much more of a "team goal" guy than an "individual banger" guy but this shit's stayed with me for 15 years.
Still my favorite thunderbastard in MLS history. Has a level of intentionality to it that few goals have ever matched.
What a player, what a career.
Still my favorite thunderbastard in MLS history. Has a level of intentionality to it that few goals have ever matched.
What a player, what a career.
Right through Walker Zimmerman’s legs… just as Leo planned.
Man. How can you let him on his left?
Man. How can you let him on his left?
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Right through Walker Zimmerman’s legs… just as Leo planned.
Man. How can you let him on his left?
Man. How can you let him on his left?
If this really is the end, thank you, Darlington Nagbe.
What a truly stupendous career.
What a truly stupendous career.
November 9, 2025 at 1:09 AM
If this really is the end, thank you, Darlington Nagbe.
What a truly stupendous career.
What a truly stupendous career.
It felt right to hear Cal and Kyndra on this call.
I’m sure Loons fans can agree with that.
I’m sure Loons fans can agree with that.
November 8, 2025 at 11:59 PM
It felt right to hear Cal and Kyndra on this call.
I’m sure Loons fans can agree with that.
I’m sure Loons fans can agree with that.
11 rounds of penalties.
Three set piece goals from 10-man Minnesota.
Eric Ramsay’s Minnesota United did everything right tonight - even down a man for 45+ minutes.
How can you not love this league.
Three set piece goals from 10-man Minnesota.
Eric Ramsay’s Minnesota United did everything right tonight - even down a man for 45+ minutes.
How can you not love this league.
November 8, 2025 at 11:46 PM
11 rounds of penalties.
Three set piece goals from 10-man Minnesota.
Eric Ramsay’s Minnesota United did everything right tonight - even down a man for 45+ minutes.
How can you not love this league.
Three set piece goals from 10-man Minnesota.
Eric Ramsay’s Minnesota United did everything right tonight - even down a man for 45+ minutes.
How can you not love this league.
I’ve never seen a second half + penalty shootout like tonight.
Plaudits to both clubs. That was everything the MLS postseason should be.
What an absolutely brilliant match.
Plaudits to both clubs. That was everything the MLS postseason should be.
What an absolutely brilliant match.
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I’ve never seen a second half + penalty shootout like tonight.
Plaudits to both clubs. That was everything the MLS postseason should be.
What an absolutely brilliant match.
Plaudits to both clubs. That was everything the MLS postseason should be.
What an absolutely brilliant match.
MINNESOTA UNITED WINS
GOALKEEPER PENALTIES DECIDES IT!
Can you believe it. Oh. My. Goodness.
Dayne St. Clair scores his attempt but Andrew Thomas hits the bar!
10-man MNUFC survives.
Game of the year. Unreal.
GOALKEEPER PENALTIES DECIDES IT!
Can you believe it. Oh. My. Goodness.
Dayne St. Clair scores his attempt but Andrew Thomas hits the bar!
10-man MNUFC survives.
Game of the year. Unreal.
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
MINNESOTA UNITED WINS
GOALKEEPER PENALTIES DECIDES IT!
Can you believe it. Oh. My. Goodness.
Dayne St. Clair scores his attempt but Andrew Thomas hits the bar!
10-man MNUFC survives.
Game of the year. Unreal.
GOALKEEPER PENALTIES DECIDES IT!
Can you believe it. Oh. My. Goodness.
Dayne St. Clair scores his attempt but Andrew Thomas hits the bar!
10-man MNUFC survives.
Game of the year. Unreal.
We’re headed to penalties at Allianz Field.
My word. What a match.
Two goals for Seattle inside 10 minutes. A Joaquin Pereyra free kick. A Joseph Rosales red card.
Halftime.
Two unanswered goals off set pieces for Minnesota. A late Jordan Morris Equalizer.
Full time.
Now? PKs.
Oh boy.
My word. What a match.
Two goals for Seattle inside 10 minutes. A Joaquin Pereyra free kick. A Joseph Rosales red card.
Halftime.
Two unanswered goals off set pieces for Minnesota. A late Jordan Morris Equalizer.
Full time.
Now? PKs.
Oh boy.
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
We’re headed to penalties at Allianz Field.
My word. What a match.
Two goals for Seattle inside 10 minutes. A Joaquin Pereyra free kick. A Joseph Rosales red card.
Halftime.
Two unanswered goals off set pieces for Minnesota. A late Jordan Morris Equalizer.
Full time.
Now? PKs.
Oh boy.
My word. What a match.
Two goals for Seattle inside 10 minutes. A Joaquin Pereyra free kick. A Joseph Rosales red card.
Halftime.
Two unanswered goals off set pieces for Minnesota. A late Jordan Morris Equalizer.
Full time.
Now? PKs.
Oh boy.
The Loons honeymoon is short lived.
Morris draws Seattle level and its 3-3.
Are you not entertained???
Morris draws Seattle level and its 3-3.
Are you not entertained???
November 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The Loons honeymoon is short lived.
Morris draws Seattle level and its 3-3.
Are you not entertained???
Morris draws Seattle level and its 3-3.
Are you not entertained???
Dayne St. Clair is showing why he was the MLS Goalkeeper of the Year here tonight.
One massive save in the first half, and now another late off a Roldan effort.
One massive save in the first half, and now another late off a Roldan effort.
November 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Dayne St. Clair is showing why he was the MLS Goalkeeper of the Year here tonight.
One massive save in the first half, and now another late off a Roldan effort.
One massive save in the first half, and now another late off a Roldan effort.
FROM DEATH, THE LOONS HAVE RISEN!
Oh my goodness. Can you believe it?
10-man Minnesota United has come from 2–1 down to lead 3-2 at Allianz Field.
A sublime Joaquin Pereyra corner is smashed in by - yep, you guessed it - Anthony Markanich.
WOW.
Oh my goodness. Can you believe it?
10-man Minnesota United has come from 2–1 down to lead 3-2 at Allianz Field.
A sublime Joaquin Pereyra corner is smashed in by - yep, you guessed it - Anthony Markanich.
WOW.
November 8, 2025 at 10:49 PM
FROM DEATH, THE LOONS HAVE RISEN!
Oh my goodness. Can you believe it?
10-man Minnesota United has come from 2–1 down to lead 3-2 at Allianz Field.
A sublime Joaquin Pereyra corner is smashed in by - yep, you guessed it - Anthony Markanich.
WOW.
Oh my goodness. Can you believe it?
10-man Minnesota United has come from 2–1 down to lead 3-2 at Allianz Field.
A sublime Joaquin Pereyra corner is smashed in by - yep, you guessed it - Anthony Markanich.
WOW.
Long throw? Michael Boxall says not this time.
Sounders caught completely off guard by a quick throw to Pereyra, and he plays it back to Boxall who delivers a cross to Duggan, who flicks it on to Diaz to head home.
Game. On.
2-2
Sounders caught completely off guard by a quick throw to Pereyra, and he plays it back to Boxall who delivers a cross to Duggan, who flicks it on to Diaz to head home.
Game. On.
2-2
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Long throw? Michael Boxall says not this time.
Sounders caught completely off guard by a quick throw to Pereyra, and he plays it back to Boxall who delivers a cross to Duggan, who flicks it on to Diaz to head home.
Game. On.
2-2
Sounders caught completely off guard by a quick throw to Pereyra, and he plays it back to Boxall who delivers a cross to Duggan, who flicks it on to Diaz to head home.
Game. On.
2-2
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November 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Inexplicable from Rosales.
That cannot happen if you’re MNUFC.
Regardless of what Ferreira said, you cannot react like that if you’re Rosales.
That cannot happen if you’re MNUFC.
Regardless of what Ferreira said, you cannot react like that if you’re Rosales.
November 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Inexplicable from Rosales.
That cannot happen if you’re MNUFC.
Regardless of what Ferreira said, you cannot react like that if you’re Rosales.
That cannot happen if you’re MNUFC.
Regardless of what Ferreira said, you cannot react like that if you’re Rosales.
Oh my… now that is a playoff goal.
Stunning free kick from Joaquin Pereyra. Loons are right back in it.
2-1
Stunning free kick from Joaquin Pereyra. Loons are right back in it.
2-1
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Oh my… now that is a playoff goal.
Stunning free kick from Joaquin Pereyra. Loons are right back in it.
2-1
Stunning free kick from Joaquin Pereyra. Loons are right back in it.
2-1
Absolutely disastrous start for the Loons.
Stunned at Allianz Field.
2-0
Stunned at Allianz Field.
2-0
November 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Absolutely disastrous start for the Loons.
Stunned at Allianz Field.
2-0
Stunned at Allianz Field.
2-0
That is not the start Minnesota United wanted. Just shocking miscommunication from their back line.
For Seattle… ridiculously clinical finish from Rusnak. Wow.
For Seattle… ridiculously clinical finish from Rusnak. Wow.
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
That is not the start Minnesota United wanted. Just shocking miscommunication from their back line.
For Seattle… ridiculously clinical finish from Rusnak. Wow.
For Seattle… ridiculously clinical finish from Rusnak. Wow.