Jacob Pigott
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Jacob Pigott
@jacobpigott.bsky.social
I make messes and television, frequently at the same time.
Words are mine, not those of any client. Unless they like them, and then they can borrow them because ma taught me to share…
He/Him, here to help.
Dear whomever decided to call the airport in Greensboro BOTH PTI and GSO:
I hope your socks are always wet. I wish nothing but orange juice were available to drink after you brush your teeth. In a perfect world, you get nothing but anxiety when you see a baby animal of any kind.
You Suck.
March 8, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Almost started 2025 by putting my left shoe on first. Caught it in time, y’all are welcome.
January 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I get people being salty at the McDonald’s employee who called in the tip, but the McRib just came back and they were probably just in the habit of serving pigs.
December 10, 2024 at 1:30 PM
I mostly broke up with Facebook last month, and it’s been good. I still pop in after midnight to catch the rollover on memories, and occasionally I will see a post on the way there.

And then also sometimes on that post I call a commenter a piece of shit fascist, who is intellectually dishonest.
December 5, 2024 at 7:37 AM
LOL Miss, amirite?
Sorry @alexmcdaniel.co
November 23, 2024 at 8:56 PM
Y’all. Beth is amazing, and if you can see this you probably ought to follow her…
My first post! Relevant & evergreen. Taken on November 14, 2024 in Birmingham, AL. 💙
November 15, 2024 at 4:36 PM
Motion: instead of eliminating the phrase “Indian Giver” from the lexicon, how about we repurpose it to mean something appropriate, like “victim of a robbery”?

#HappyThanksgiving
November 24, 2023 at 7:29 PM
Sure am glad this doctor told me that losing weight would help with everything ailing me.

I have a head cold.
November 22, 2023 at 2:59 PM
This is a really, really good take…
when movies get deleted for tax reasons, they should legally become public domain. people should be allowed to upload it anywhere they want. that's the tradeoff you make if you wanna delete your own movie released this year for a few extra bucks, and i think it's fair
July 5, 2023 at 7:34 PM
“We’ve just been notified wifi is not working on this aircraft”
I JUST COMMENTED ABOUT HOW UN-BAD THIS TRIP HAS BEEN, UNITED.
Sigh. Y NO DELTA TO EDMONTON?
July 3, 2023 at 4:48 PM
@roywoodjr.bsky.social yoooo I’m glad you are here. I was going to offer a code but I sent it to @chrispollone.bsky.social instead, sorry 🫠
June 19, 2023 at 2:19 AM
I’m in tears. This is why you shouldn’t replace editorial with automation…
oh my fucking god
June 16, 2023 at 11:04 PM
Y’ALL I BROUGHT @chrispollone.bsky.social OVER.
Say howdy, he’s good people!
June 14, 2023 at 10:34 PM
YOOO I HAVE A CODE WHAT DO I DOOOOOOOOOO?
Who should I deem worthy?
June 14, 2023 at 3:27 AM
I was just going over what I would miss about the hellscape bird app, and thought “Damn, bluesky needs a Jess Nevins type” and then I searched and @jessnevins.bsky.social is here and whew.
June 12, 2023 at 7:02 PM
Happiest of birthdays Yo @ikepigott.com :)
June 6, 2023 at 5:07 AM
And for my second post, the photo I wouldn’t put on any Zukermusk sites: I GOT TO MEET AND HUG @brooklynmarie.bsky.social AND Y’ALL DIDN’T
June 2, 2023 at 3:03 AM
Oh, hi, y’all… I hear it’s better here. Please be true please be true please be true…
June 2, 2023 at 3:00 AM