Jacob Pigott
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Jacob Pigott
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I make messes and television, frequently at the same time.
Words are mine, not those of any client. Unless they like them, and then they can borrow them because ma taught me to share…
He/Him, here to help.
Look, the leather on their baby ostrich and black rhinoceros bootstraps is delicate…
November 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I feel like the venn diagram of Does Therapy and Believes In Rapture looks a lot like a 9-year-old drew boobies
September 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
They were primary drivers in the first place, so it makes sense…
September 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
But text info is end to end encrypted…
June 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
God no- I was replying to someone else who replied to you, in regards to reclaiming slurs.
May 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
That last part: it’s just like racial slurs. If I’m not part of the marginalized group, it is impossible for me to reclaim a damn thing. There is no pass you get for being an ally…
May 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Tonally so very different, though. There is an air of satire to the Hiassen books that stuck with me, that I never noticed with Westlake I read (or Stark).
Also Westlake never wrote songs with Warren Zevon, so, you know…
May 6, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Yes, and?
March 14, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Bahahahah Brad was literally bouncing in his seat, it was amazing to watch… they al seemed to have a blast
March 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
They are in the arena having fun.
You’re on blue sky being a downer.

I think they’re fine.
March 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
You also said repeatedly that there was no way they were fans, that they had to be paid or promoting something, implying that they are not fans.
March 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
There would have been a graphic my dude…
March 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Nope. She’s just on the comp list, like the other influencers and celebs there. If they aren’t doing bits like the Queen of the Ring people or the Gemstones, they are here as fans.
March 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Not a dime.
March 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Brad Williams and Ron Funches are all there too!
March 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
On the plus side, the people who die from measles won’t have to worry about the flu that is about to kick our asses because RFKjr just canceled the meeting to plan vaccines…
February 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
It’s the laziest, lowest value way to steal content.
It would be like someone stealing music, but acting like they wrote it because they lip synced every 8th word or something…
February 25, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Tennessee is a very easy drive!
February 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
You’ll be fine, sir. I promise. I’m on more planes annually than most extended families ;)
February 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Or your burps don’t smell *enough* like cat-butt.

Could go either way.
February 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
MiniDisc erasure runs rampant, I see…
January 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Calvin peeing is contrary to anything Bill Watterson would have wanted, and people selling the image is inappropriate and blatant piracy. Immediately judge anyone with a sticker harshly..
January 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Nowhere near as monstrous as the others, but honestly, probably more directly damaging to myself and my early relationships..

2/2
January 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I started to go back and read some Xanth books, now that my brain had fully developed.

Piers Anthony stoked my love of puns, but also was a massive part of the casual misogyny that I’ve had to deprogram since.
1/2
January 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM