Jacob White
@jacobethanwhite.bsky.social
I like these nondeterministic SwiftUI bugs.
November 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I like these nondeterministic SwiftUI bugs.
Take the pink pill—the story ends and you wake up in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the stink pill–you wake up in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit holes goes.
You take the stink pill–you wake up in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit holes goes.
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Take the pink pill—the story ends and you wake up in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the stink pill–you wake up in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit holes goes.
You take the stink pill–you wake up in wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit holes goes.
One of us always tells the truth in the streets, one of us always tells lies in the sheets.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
One of us always tells the truth in the streets, one of us always tells lies in the sheets.
Let it mellow if by land, flush it down if by sea
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Let it mellow if by land, flush it down if by sea
Red and yellow if by land, red and black if by sea
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Red and yellow if by land, red and black if by sea
Pink if by land, stink if by sea
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Pink if by land, stink if by sea
One if by the streets, two if by the sheets.
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
One if by the streets, two if by the sheets.
Red and yellow in the pink red and black in the stink
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Red and yellow in the pink red and black in the stink
Red and black in the streets, red and yellow in the sheets.
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Red and black in the streets, red and yellow in the sheets.
Ted and black, venom attack
November 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Ted and black, venom attack
Red and yellow, friendly fellow
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Red and yellow, friendly fellow
Leaves of 3, wipe with thee.
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Leaves of 3, wipe with thee.
One on the streets, two in the sheets.
A lady in the pink, a freak in the stink.
A lady in the pink, a freak in the stink.
November 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
One on the streets, two in the sheets.
A lady in the pink, a freak in the stink.
A lady in the pink, a freak in the stink.
My favorite part of Christmas is when the cats leave presents under the tree.
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My favorite part of Christmas is when the cats leave presents under the tree.
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A good prank would be to hand someone a can of soda upside-down. When they crack it open, it will spill all over their legs 😂🤣
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A good prank would be to hand someone a can of soda upside-down. When they crack it open, it will spill all over their legs 😂🤣
Hospice
My favorite spice girl.
My favorite spice girl.
November 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Hospice
My favorite spice girl.
My favorite spice girl.
How are people still playing Pokémon Go? I don’t get it.
October 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
How are people still playing Pokémon Go? I don’t get it.
Apple has two products called Apple TV. Neither of them is a TV.
What would Apple call a TV if they made one?
What would Apple call a TV if they made one?
October 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Apple has two products called Apple TV. Neither of them is a TV.
What would Apple call a TV if they made one?
What would Apple call a TV if they made one?
Samwise taking too many shrooms at the Weezer concert…
Sam: I’m not destroying no sweaters mister Cuomo sir.
Sam: I’m not destroying no sweaters mister Cuomo sir.
October 11, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Samwise taking too many shrooms at the Weezer concert…
Sam: I’m not destroying no sweaters mister Cuomo sir.
Sam: I’m not destroying no sweaters mister Cuomo sir.
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Oh sure our paychecks come early and everyone celebrates. But when I do it I’m being selfish.
February 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Oh sure our paychecks come early and everyone celebrates. But when I do it I’m being selfish.
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I slept a bunch today, and the highlight of all that sleeping was that I dreamed that there was a dog that looked like Tupac that had become a sensation. And his name was Tu Dog Pac.
And the internet was fighting over whether his name should be Tupac Dog or Dog Tupac.
And the internet was fighting over whether his name should be Tupac Dog or Dog Tupac.
May 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I slept a bunch today, and the highlight of all that sleeping was that I dreamed that there was a dog that looked like Tupac that had become a sensation. And his name was Tu Dog Pac.
And the internet was fighting over whether his name should be Tupac Dog or Dog Tupac.
And the internet was fighting over whether his name should be Tupac Dog or Dog Tupac.
You hate cancel culture, yet you drink your milk pasteurized. Interesting.
September 23, 2025 at 4:44 AM
You hate cancel culture, yet you drink your milk pasteurized. Interesting.
Imagine your first day on the job and a process/automation engineer working in the Cheesecake Factory.
September 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Imagine your first day on the job and a process/automation engineer working in the Cheesecake Factory.
You think instead of yolo cats say yolnt?
August 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
You think instead of yolo cats say yolnt?