My lock screen has slowly been lighting off the screen over the last few days.

The clock is continuing to migrate off the screen.

I was telling my kids how back in my day a politician’s career would be destroyed if they spelled a word wrong or if they put on a helmet that was too big for their head. Times have changed.

Red and black flush it down

Through ibruprofin all things¹ are possible.

1 Just doing normal stuff with out hurting.

Clean slate to steal all their jokes

I looked on X (formerly Twitter) and a million people have already posted (formerly tweeted) better versions in posts (formerly tweets) for like 15 years.

That’s like $20 now.

Am I the only one who didn’t know the white house was shaped like that?