Jacob Bloom
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Jacob Bloom
@jacobbloom.dev
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💋 Jacob Sparkles LeCher 💋

Computer nerd. Choir nerd. Drag artist

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Apparently in the olden days, the internet was bad because of HUMAN malice 😮 I can't believe they used to do malice by hand 🤯
Convincing my enemies to sing My Way at karaoke
July 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I always appreciate a compliment sandwich because I really love bread
May 19, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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This is my entire life
March 17, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
High school is a bunch of children trying to convince each-other about what qualifies as cringe. Adulthood is realizing everything is cringe so lean in
January 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Just listened to an interview with the guy who wrote the theme song for #onlyMurdersInTheBuilding and apparently it's not intended to be a parody of the Serial theme song? Or at least he didn't bring it up... is there a legal reason he couldn't mention it? They're even in the same key?????
January 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Apparently in the olden days, the internet was bad because of HUMAN malice 😮 I can't believe they used to do malice by hand 🤯
January 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
One of the words that always gets stuck on the tip of my tongue is "chisel," and also I have always mixed up the concepts of chisels and putty knives, so I end up googling "what's the word for a spackle knife" and Google doesn't know because how could it
January 14, 2025 at 5:58 AM
"Perfection creep" is such a good word for this
like actors in movies getting progressively hotter and hotter until a regular actor from the 70s looks ugly to us today

call it "perfection creep" or whatever
January 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
oh no
January 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
BREAKING: The digital release of Wicked will include the full 29 minute scene of Elphaba dancing alone at the Ozdust Ballroom.
December 27, 2024 at 5:38 AM
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You’re still arguing about tabs vs. spaces? May I present…
December 25, 2024 at 6:37 PM
*my brother and I doing a puzzle*

Me: It's so annoying when you catch a glimpse of an edge piece, but you cant figure out exactly where it is because of saccades

Brother: What are saccades?

Me: SaccaDEEZ NUTS 😎😎😎
December 24, 2024 at 11:52 PM