jacobbles
@jacobbles.bsky.social
video gamesman, slime child, unironic dragon quest shill. when i'm not yelling about stuff on here i do graphic and motion design for television. based in adelaide, sa
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The President is a paedophile who will likely never face justice but please remember to never talk about what you think should happen to him!
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The President is a paedophile who will likely never face justice but please remember to never talk about what you think should happen to him!
little brother is getting married today. but not until like 6pm. what's the go there. what am i meant to do for the rest of my day
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
little brother is getting married today. but not until like 6pm. what's the go there. what am i meant to do for the rest of my day
"Erm, well that didn't exactly sound FRIENDLY"
I'm gonna end it all man. This is Metroid??
I'm gonna end it all man. This is Metroid??
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
"Erm, well that didn't exactly sound FRIENDLY"
I'm gonna end it all man. This is Metroid??
I'm gonna end it all man. This is Metroid??
Metroid Prime definitely suffered from not having some guy following Samus around and screaming whenever an enemy appeared, glad they fixed that
November 14, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Metroid Prime definitely suffered from not having some guy following Samus around and screaming whenever an enemy appeared, glad they fixed that
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metroid fans cursed to 1000000 years eternal misery
Oof. 😢
November 14, 2025 at 5:25 PM
metroid fans cursed to 1000000 years eternal misery
Oh no this Metroid news is not good
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Oh no this Metroid news is not good
if my phone is so smart and is actually spying on me, then why doesn't it realise I don't give a flying fuck about stranger things and just stop putting reels and posts and everything to do with it in front of me. Fuck off
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 AM
if my phone is so smart and is actually spying on me, then why doesn't it realise I don't give a flying fuck about stranger things and just stop putting reels and posts and everything to do with it in front of me. Fuck off
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steam machine de la abuela
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
steam machine de la abuela
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I am very much anti-corporal punishment but IF you are a billionaire AND a known paedophile AND actively ruining the world I'm just saying it should be time for Crab Surgery
November 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I am very much anti-corporal punishment but IF you are a billionaire AND a known paedophile AND actively ruining the world I'm just saying it should be time for Crab Surgery
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america, don't you remember gun..? bang bang ? your favorite game..?
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
america, don't you remember gun..? bang bang ? your favorite game..?
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I figure now that we know that the shadowy cabal of paedophile billionaires running the world is just the people we suspected, maybe something esoteric and physically irreversible should happen to those people
November 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I figure now that we know that the shadowy cabal of paedophile billionaires running the world is just the people we suspected, maybe something esoteric and physically irreversible should happen to those people
Not a PC gamer, so there's not really many games that appeal to me that aren't on either PS5 or Switch 2, but I will say that Steam Machine is very appealing as an emulation box
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Not a PC gamer, so there's not really many games that appeal to me that aren't on either PS5 or Switch 2, but I will say that Steam Machine is very appealing as an emulation box
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
Not sure how I feel about this one
Dragon Quest VII Reimagined Releases New 'Follow-Up' Trailer
Dragon Quest VII Reimagined Releases New ‘Follow-Up’ Trailer
Square Enix released a new "Follow-Up" trailer for Dragon Quest VII Reimagined during the November 11 State of Play Japan broadcast. The Follow-Up trailer focuses on Dragon Quest VII Reimagined party member Kiefer. Dragon Quest VII Reimagined will have a new ending depending on player choices made throughout the story, according to game producer Takeshi Ichikawa. Ichikawa reiterates that this particular ending of…
finalweapon.net
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Not sure how I feel about this one
State of Plays are usually bad but this one is probably the worst I've ever seen
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
State of Plays are usually bad but this one is probably the worst I've ever seen
Selling out your own beliefs and morals (if you even have any) just for some cool #sponsored #ad posts ... hope it was worth it, I suppose.
Anyway, check out Hogwarts Legacy, in stores now!
Anyway, check out Hogwarts Legacy, in stores now!
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Selling out your own beliefs and morals (if you even have any) just for some cool #sponsored #ad posts ... hope it was worth it, I suppose.
Anyway, check out Hogwarts Legacy, in stores now!
Anyway, check out Hogwarts Legacy, in stores now!
Crazy that this could happen to a guy that runs his entire website like it's just a way for him to get free stuff from publishers and then gives glowing praise for every single thing he reviews. Just unbelievable
November 11, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Crazy that this could happen to a guy that runs his entire website like it's just a way for him to get free stuff from publishers and then gives glowing praise for every single thing he reviews. Just unbelievable
Kind of shocked Grixti hasn't appeared on Media Watch before now tbh
Australian games outlet Press Start on Media Watch this morning over unreported affiliate links and sponsored content 👀 www.abc.net.au/mediawatch/e...
Ep 40 - Tech trouble - Media Watch
A technology journalist pinged for gaming gadgets reviews that are undisclosed ads.
www.abc.net.au
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Kind of shocked Grixti hasn't appeared on Media Watch before now tbh
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when you accidentally become important at work
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 AM
when you accidentally become important at work
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I read a thread about games with terrible UI earlier and this video has been destroying me all day.
November 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I read a thread about games with terrible UI earlier and this video has been destroying me all day.
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vampire survivors has its hooks so deep in me it's making me not want to play a brand new dragon quest game
November 7, 2025 at 6:10 AM
vampire survivors has its hooks so deep in me it's making me not want to play a brand new dragon quest game
Vampire Survivors is fucked up man. It makes time just disappear
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Vampire Survivors is fucked up man. It makes time just disappear
Are we still pretending this is going to release at all
Marvel 1943: Rise of Hydra Gets Delayed Beyond Early 2026
Marvel 1943: Rise of Hydra Gets Delayed Beyond Early 2026
Marvel and Skydance New Media have announced that Marvel 1943: Rise of Hydra has been delayed from its early 2026 release window to an unspecified date. Marvel 1943: Rise of Hydra was delayed for further quality improvements, and platforms for the new game were not confirmed yet. The official X (formerly Twitter) account for Marvel 1943: Rise of Hydra shared the following message:
finalweapon.net
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Are we still pretending this is going to release at all