Jacob
jacobaugust.bsky.social
Jacob
@jacobaugust.bsky.social
Books and stuff. Unambitious writer and cynical Wisconsinite. Vaguely queer. Not good at bios.
"Hello, I'm Charlie Kirk."
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Reposted by Jacob
I’ve lost the ability to enjoy a number of authors whose works meant a lot to me because they turned out to be sex pests and I have much less attachment to politicians
November 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Yeah, I like this one better.
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
As for you, if you haven't been diagnosed with WIlson's disease yet, you're probably fine.
Wilson's disease - Symptoms and causes
www.mayoclinic.org
November 12, 2025 at 5:53 PM
It's a genetic mutation in some dog breeds. Maddie's a boxer/terrier/lab mix, so it got in there somehow.
Copper Storage Disease in Dogs
Copper storage disease in dogs is a common condition in dogs that leads to liver inflammation, which can progress serious complications. In this article, our vet experts explain the common symptoms, t...
www.petmd.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Granted, the smile didn’t last long, because I wouldn’t give her a treat until I got a good picture. I know, I’m a monster.
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Toy Story 7 is the real reason humans left Earth before the events of Wall-E.
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Reposted by Jacob
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
There’s that TNG episode where Riker falls for a female-presenting character from a planet of androgynous aliens. Jonathan Frakes had unsuccessfully lobbied for the character to appear male instead, as I recall.
November 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Worse, it always comes out later that the Republicans were only bluffing, but Chuck spotted them the matches anyway because they threatened to burn down the country if he didn’t give them any.
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Funny how every big legislative fight I can remember since Harry Reid retired has gone “Republicans threatened to burn down entire country but Chuck Schumer convinced them to only burn down a little of it this time, with concessions that they’ll hand over their unused matches at some future date.”
November 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I remember him getting pantsed in every major legislative battle we’ve had since he succeeded Harry Reid. I still don’t understand how he’s lasted this long.
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Back in 2017 he thought health insurance cost about $10 a month because he got it confused with the life insurance commercials he saw late at night on Fox.
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
That’s how I first found out about it!
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
(later) we have successfully negotiated for a 50% reduction in the number of volcano guards. this proves our colleagues across the aisle are willing to compromise. (all 500 guards fired are women)
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 AM
He’s been very busy and hasn’t actually seen the election results yet. He doesn’t know anything about this person.
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 AM