"wow conservatives dont get [media] at all!"

you fool. they have honed their ideology until it has become a weapon which cleaves reality. they are husks animated by naught but blind, furious hate and you titter about them not understanding superman or rage against the machine

Jerry: my beautiful girlfriend pronounces words slightly wrong
George's subplot:

neo. dont you hate going to dope parties and being a cool hacker. wouldnt you rather be hairless and cold and hang out with joey pants on a stupid spaceship

AOC: “The girls are fighting, aren’t they?”

Does anybody here know Yung Gravy? I have a question.

One day I’ll be good enough for Shallow, Shallow Hal and his ever climbing barrier to entry (to enter Hal)

My hell is being one of the people Adam Sandler nightwalks as in The Cobbler

Eat 100 apples to keep 100 doctors a day at bay. Take one a day multivitamin and the Thanos “snap” happens but with half of all Doctors. Do not ask for more info

every night im like wow i cant wait til tomorrow morning when i get to drink a coffee and eat a delicious protein bar :)

One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP

Bright moon on a dark morning shining bright in Minnesota 🌖

Oh boy Space Ghost was the first time I ever remember *clicking* with my cellular sense of humor. I was like 6, so it didn't really scan with my life at the time, but it was a slow ramp up to something sweet. Yeah, RIP George Lowe god damn

Fire fades, kingdoms fall, and yet... the laundry pile remains