Jack Wellborn
@jackwellborn.com
Work in ad tech. Live in Texas. Oh god, what have I done with my life!?
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
I remember when he was just a humble plumber.
November 16, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I remember when he was just a humble plumber.
Good work. Letting go is always hard.
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Good work. Letting go is always hard.
How much Fox News does he watch?
November 6, 2025 at 9:26 PM
How much Fox News does he watch?
The Jets 2025 offseason leadership meeting.
November 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The Jets 2025 offseason leadership meeting.
This gif is going to get a lot of use in the coming weeks, isn't it?
October 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
This gif is going to get a lot of use in the coming weeks, isn't it?
Seems like a good time to post this.
(Side note: The other translation is "I'd rather be a pig than a Fascist.", but this one hits so much better to me. A terse retort feels much more inline the character.)
(Side note: The other translation is "I'd rather be a pig than a Fascist.", but this one hits so much better to me. A terse retort feels much more inline the character.)
October 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Seems like a good time to post this.
(Side note: The other translation is "I'd rather be a pig than a Fascist.", but this one hits so much better to me. A terse retort feels much more inline the character.)
(Side note: The other translation is "I'd rather be a pig than a Fascist.", but this one hits so much better to me. A terse retort feels much more inline the character.)
I, someone who watched a lot of anime in the 90s, am proud to introduce my nominee for this year's Nobel peace prize.
October 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I, someone who watched a lot of anime in the 90s, am proud to introduce my nominee for this year's Nobel peace prize.
The FOX score bug looks to me like it’s running in safemode.
(Also Ghost Trick is a really good game.)
(Also Ghost Trick is a really good game.)
September 28, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The FOX score bug looks to me like it’s running in safemode.
(Also Ghost Trick is a really good game.)
(Also Ghost Trick is a really good game.)
This is the same metaphor I used in response to @liss.bsky.social when he posted about the cost of his family's health insurance.
September 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
This is the same metaphor I used in response to @liss.bsky.social when he posted about the cost of his family's health insurance.
Who would be the funniest journalist to break the news?
August 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Who would be the funniest journalist to break the news?
I am on a diet, which may be the reason I misread the second book.
August 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I am on a diet, which may be the reason I misread the second book.
Finally, I'll conclude with suggesting the 1990s era uniforms would make for perfect throwbacks.
July 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Finally, I'll conclude with suggesting the 1990s era uniforms would make for perfect throwbacks.
I'll add that I like the 80s era whites way more than the reds. Then again, I think that's been true of almost every era of Patriots uniform.
July 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I'll add that I like the 80s era whites way more than the reds. Then again, I think that's been true of almost every era of Patriots uniform.
When people ask me what the future is like after time traveling back to 1995...
July 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM
When people ask me what the future is like after time traveling back to 1995...
It helps having a small kid to give you many, many opportunities. Here’s one I took with me in the reflection of the bubble, followed by another, also with me, but mid-pop. TLDR: smartphones are amazing. They are both from when our kid was 4.
May 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It helps having a small kid to give you many, many opportunities. Here’s one I took with me in the reflection of the bubble, followed by another, also with me, but mid-pop. TLDR: smartphones are amazing. They are both from when our kid was 4.
If you see this post your getaway vehicle
May 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle