Jon Johnson
@jacksm4ck.bsky.social
Office slave, passionate lover?, shrinker of shirts
What the fuck is this shit — does bro think he is a Freedom Writer??
December 5, 2024 at 5:18 PM
What the fuck is this shit — does bro think he is a Freedom Writer??
the new ultimatum of (1) should I end it all or (2) dedicate my life to murdering individuals who have wronged me
December 5, 2024 at 5:13 PM
the new ultimatum of (1) should I end it all or (2) dedicate my life to murdering individuals who have wronged me
The political revolution of the Information Era will be unlike what’s been seen in history previously. Mass scale mechanization of police forces and increased scrutiny on public political demonstrations will discourage discussion and stagnate political progress. This feeling of “hiding” is likely …
December 4, 2024 at 7:40 PM
The political revolution of the Information Era will be unlike what’s been seen in history previously. Mass scale mechanization of police forces and increased scrutiny on public political demonstrations will discourage discussion and stagnate political progress. This feeling of “hiding” is likely …
Just peed and the last little dribbles sounded like I was getting a call on MS Teams which sent me into a panic and made me pee more
December 4, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Just peed and the last little dribbles sounded like I was getting a call on MS Teams which sent me into a panic and made me pee more
thanksgiving with family in your twenties should be considered a form of exposure therapy
November 26, 2024 at 5:34 PM
thanksgiving with family in your twenties should be considered a form of exposure therapy
Morning: mental breakdown
Afternoon: house rules for the cat
Afternoon: house rules for the cat
November 26, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Morning: mental breakdown
Afternoon: house rules for the cat
Afternoon: house rules for the cat
let’s take a moment of silence for all those folks you know carrying around a massive pair of nuts, im talking ginormous
November 26, 2024 at 3:23 PM
let’s take a moment of silence for all those folks you know carrying around a massive pair of nuts, im talking ginormous
Vibe of the Week 🌈 Self Hatred ✨
November 26, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Vibe of the Week 🌈 Self Hatred ✨
Is there a white equivalent to Tyler Perry? Or does it vary film by film?
November 26, 2024 at 12:04 AM
Is there a white equivalent to Tyler Perry? Or does it vary film by film?
muting that rich fucks name cause people that left that site can’t seem to shut up about him
November 26, 2024 at 12:03 AM
muting that rich fucks name cause people that left that site can’t seem to shut up about him
Fucked up my recs on Bluesky and now every other post is about books
Y’all really like to read this much??
Y’all really like to read this much??
November 24, 2024 at 11:55 AM
Fucked up my recs on Bluesky and now every other post is about books
Y’all really like to read this much??
Y’all really like to read this much??
unless you have nasty tap water, there’s really nothing to hate
i even treat it like a regional delicacy, wide variety of tap tastes in the tri state area
i even treat it like a regional delicacy, wide variety of tap tastes in the tri state area
It's the sign of a healthy social media platform when you can post "I like water" and someone you don't know pulls up with the "damn bitch you live like this"
November 19, 2024 at 11:37 PM
unless you have nasty tap water, there’s really nothing to hate
i even treat it like a regional delicacy, wide variety of tap tastes in the tri state area
i even treat it like a regional delicacy, wide variety of tap tastes in the tri state area
similar to Russia recruiting North Koreans to fight in Ukraine, Biden now seeks out uncontacted Amazonian warrior tribes to fight on behalf of the US
Joe Biden becomes the first sitting US President to visit the Amazon Rainforest.
November 18, 2024 at 2:49 PM
similar to Russia recruiting North Koreans to fight in Ukraine, Biden now seeks out uncontacted Amazonian warrior tribes to fight on behalf of the US
it’s a well observed practice of modern male dynamics to show dominance by going into the men’s room and let out the grossest sounds imaginable while you hock some phlegm into the sink
November 18, 2024 at 2:46 PM
it’s a well observed practice of modern male dynamics to show dominance by going into the men’s room and let out the grossest sounds imaginable while you hock some phlegm into the sink
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This will be a Thanksgiving to remember 💛 🦃
November 16, 2024 at 6:09 AM
This will be a Thanksgiving to remember 💛 🦃
Reposted by Jon Johnson
Like and reskeet if you ever drink water real slow to savour the taste, or if you think the time to start running BMWs off the road has begun
November 15, 2024 at 10:08 AM
Like and reskeet if you ever drink water real slow to savour the taste, or if you think the time to start running BMWs off the road has begun
why he got a dingaling
November 15, 2024 at 2:49 PM
why he got a dingaling
There’s something ✨ magical ✨ about friday mornings that make me feel like an absolute useless piece of shit
November 15, 2024 at 2:44 PM
There’s something ✨ magical ✨ about friday mornings that make me feel like an absolute useless piece of shit
why is my ‘handle’ invalid??
don’t appreciate the dick shaming
don’t appreciate the dick shaming
November 15, 2024 at 1:12 AM
why is my ‘handle’ invalid??
don’t appreciate the dick shaming
don’t appreciate the dick shaming
thank god i can finally use Windows 10 without some useless update breaking my graphics drivers once a month
"Microsoft will no longer provide free software updates from Windows Update, technical assistance, or security fixes for Windows 10. Your PC will still work, but we recommend moving to Windows 11."
These creeps. They've been trying to force us into Windows 11, with its stupid ads etc. Now this.
November 14, 2024 at 5:17 PM
thank god i can finally use Windows 10 without some useless update breaking my graphics drivers once a month
really wish it was acceptable to bring my work laptop to the toilet — I just like the privacy
November 14, 2024 at 5:14 PM
really wish it was acceptable to bring my work laptop to the toilet — I just like the privacy
watching Joe Pera Talks and there’s something tranquil about that man (other than his voice ofc)
he just seems so at peace
he just seems so at peace
November 14, 2024 at 3:42 PM
watching Joe Pera Talks and there’s something tranquil about that man (other than his voice ofc)
he just seems so at peace
he just seems so at peace
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I muted the maga list and the resistance grifter list and my experience since the influx of twitter refugees has been essentially unchanged. that’s why they call me Mr Blue Sky
November 14, 2024 at 2:26 AM
I muted the maga list and the resistance grifter list and my experience since the influx of twitter refugees has been essentially unchanged. that’s why they call me Mr Blue Sky
why are people following me?
what do you know??
what do you know??
November 14, 2024 at 12:47 AM
why are people following me?
what do you know??
what do you know??