Jack Remiel Cottrell
@jackremiel.bsky.social
Writes words, referees rugby, procrastinates like a pro. He/him
Truly, the purest form of shitposting.
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Truly, the purest form of shitposting.
Just a reminder to all my queer and trans whānau who feels like you're being told you shouldn't exist - every day you keep going, those people lose. You don't even have to get out of bed to be victorious.
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Just a reminder to all my queer and trans whānau who feels like you're being told you shouldn't exist - every day you keep going, those people lose. You don't even have to get out of bed to be victorious.
I took appearance lessons from Hector.
November 13, 2025 at 9:19 AM
I took appearance lessons from Hector.
What the fuck Woolworths, IT IS SEPTEMBER.
September 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
What the fuck Woolworths, IT IS SEPTEMBER.
It exists in physical form! THE EMOTION DEALER AND OTHER STORIES is only two months away from launch! Check out how great it looks!
September 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
It exists in physical form! THE EMOTION DEALER AND OTHER STORIES is only two months away from launch! Check out how great it looks!
Wellington kikorangi! I spotted this flier at the Karori mall - I can't play chess but still want to help Vince find something to do. Anyone know chess people?
June 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Wellington kikorangi! I spotted this flier at the Karori mall - I can't play chess but still want to help Vince find something to do. Anyone know chess people?
Really great game today from MSP and Petone, with a particularly impressive statistic - zero scrum resets. Amazing work from both forward packs. Well done MSP for taking the win.
May 3, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Really great game today from MSP and Petone, with a particularly impressive statistic - zero scrum resets. Amazing work from both forward packs. Well done MSP for taking the win.
I did not realise Jordan Williams had this punchable a face. Holy shit.
April 11, 2025 at 7:06 AM
I did not realise Jordan Williams had this punchable a face. Holy shit.
Corgi mixes are so great, because they just look like a corgi in disguise as another breed. (This is Nala, she is perpetually Concerned.)
April 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Corgi mixes are so great, because they just look like a corgi in disguise as another breed. (This is Nala, she is perpetually Concerned.)
Not a bad day for my first game of the season!
March 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Not a bad day for my first game of the season!
I did *not* mean to make this much rice. It is far too much rice.
February 16, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I did *not* mean to make this much rice. It is far too much rice.
Like, significantly aggressive.
February 16, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Like, significantly aggressive.
Rice is becoming significantly aggressive.
February 16, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Rice is becoming significantly aggressive.
Got kind of overexcited and added about twice as much rice as is probably necessary. Still, I forge on.
February 16, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Got kind of overexcited and added about twice as much rice as is probably necessary. Still, I forge on.
Have acquired big pot, rice, and mostly boiled water. Going good so far.
February 16, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Have acquired big pot, rice, and mostly boiled water. Going good so far.
It is, as they say, an absolute day for it.
November 10, 2023 at 7:44 PM
It is, as they say, an absolute day for it.
In Wellington tomorrow evening? Want something neat to do? Come hear some really cool writers do really cool (and short) readings from a new anthology inspired by Italo Calvino. 6pm at Unity Wellington.
October 17, 2023 at 10:58 PM
In Wellington tomorrow evening? Want something neat to do? Come hear some really cool writers do really cool (and short) readings from a new anthology inspired by Italo Calvino. 6pm at Unity Wellington.