Jack N.G.
@jackngoff.bsky.social
Here for kittys, tittys, and a website that's less shitty
Went ahead and uninstalled Twitter because it's totally useable now.
Why does osrs have to be down this morning I'm so bored I'm actually doing my job 😬
Why does osrs have to be down this morning I'm so bored I'm actually doing my job 😬
November 7, 2023 at 5:30 PM
Went ahead and uninstalled Twitter because it's totally useable now.
Why does osrs have to be down this morning I'm so bored I'm actually doing my job 😬
Why does osrs have to be down this morning I'm so bored I'm actually doing my job 😬
I sit down tomorrow morning for at least 4 hours of intense dental work. I have always been super scared of the dentist but this time I have my secret weapon: Klonopin.
Let's see how scary that chair is when I'm on a double dose of those kpins and pumped full of gas. Hopefully I don't fall asleep 😬
Let's see how scary that chair is when I'm on a double dose of those kpins and pumped full of gas. Hopefully I don't fall asleep 😬
August 22, 2023 at 6:37 PM
I sit down tomorrow morning for at least 4 hours of intense dental work. I have always been super scared of the dentist but this time I have my secret weapon: Klonopin.
Let's see how scary that chair is when I'm on a double dose of those kpins and pumped full of gas. Hopefully I don't fall asleep 😬
Let's see how scary that chair is when I'm on a double dose of those kpins and pumped full of gas. Hopefully I don't fall asleep 😬
A lot of the time when I try to tweet or post something I end up deleting it instead because i worry about how dumb and unimportant it is and how no one would want to see it but I'm thinking that's mostly anxiety because it feels a lot easier to post now, who cares if it sucks
August 21, 2023 at 6:18 PM
A lot of the time when I try to tweet or post something I end up deleting it instead because i worry about how dumb and unimportant it is and how no one would want to see it but I'm thinking that's mostly anxiety because it feels a lot easier to post now, who cares if it sucks
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Been working on windertodt last night and got spooned the pyro top(44kc) and warm gloves(52kc). Already been spooned the time of fire (12kc) and the bruma torch(10kc) I'm feeling pretty damn good about this minigame
August 21, 2023 at 3:45 PM
Been working on windertodt last night and got spooned the pyro top(44kc) and warm gloves(52kc). Already been spooned the time of fire (12kc) and the bruma torch(10kc) I'm feeling pretty damn good about this minigame
No quest helper on mobile? No problem.
August 21, 2023 at 3:44 PM
No quest helper on mobile? No problem.
I'm gonna pick up supplies for a new attic ladder today. When I get this installed it's gonna be a game changer for us. First things first I'm running Ethernet through the attic and setting up an Ethernet switch in the living room where the cable comes in the house, then running ports...
August 21, 2023 at 3:35 PM
I'm gonna pick up supplies for a new attic ladder today. When I get this installed it's gonna be a game changer for us. First things first I'm running Ethernet through the attic and setting up an Ethernet switch in the living room where the cable comes in the house, then running ports...
I'm fucking dying for some rain. It's been so ungodly hot all i want is a true Texas thunderstorm that last 3 days and comes down so hard I have to check the trees in the back.
I also want to dab outside but that's secondary to the beautiful precipitation we've been sorely lacking.
I also want to dab outside but that's secondary to the beautiful precipitation we've been sorely lacking.
August 21, 2023 at 3:31 PM
I'm fucking dying for some rain. It's been so ungodly hot all i want is a true Texas thunderstorm that last 3 days and comes down so hard I have to check the trees in the back.
I also want to dab outside but that's secondary to the beautiful precipitation we've been sorely lacking.
I also want to dab outside but that's secondary to the beautiful precipitation we've been sorely lacking.
Had a great time this weekend, finally got my sister and her fiance out of the house to go see barbie! First time they've gone somewhere like that since March 2020. Looking forward to more outings with the family as they open up more!
Also, fogo de chau fucks so hard. Good wine and endless steak 🤌
Also, fogo de chau fucks so hard. Good wine and endless steak 🤌
August 21, 2023 at 3:12 PM
Had a great time this weekend, finally got my sister and her fiance out of the house to go see barbie! First time they've gone somewhere like that since March 2020. Looking forward to more outings with the family as they open up more!
Also, fogo de chau fucks so hard. Good wine and endless steak 🤌
Also, fogo de chau fucks so hard. Good wine and endless steak 🤌
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Vaginas feel like that because a team of tiny little gnomes is in there jacking you off
August 10, 2023 at 3:33 PM
Vaginas feel like that because a team of tiny little gnomes is in there jacking you off
It feels so nice over here, so why can't i stop opening the torment nexus back up every five seconds?
August 10, 2023 at 3:40 PM
It feels so nice over here, so why can't i stop opening the torment nexus back up every five seconds?
B-B-B-Blue sky exclusive:
Apparently I have agoraphobia. Straight up agoraphobia. My doctor prescribed me to leave the house 3 times a week.
Also I'm on Klonopins now 😵💫
Apparently I have agoraphobia. Straight up agoraphobia. My doctor prescribed me to leave the house 3 times a week.
Also I'm on Klonopins now 😵💫
August 9, 2023 at 1:38 PM
B-B-B-Blue sky exclusive:
Apparently I have agoraphobia. Straight up agoraphobia. My doctor prescribed me to leave the house 3 times a week.
Also I'm on Klonopins now 😵💫
Apparently I have agoraphobia. Straight up agoraphobia. My doctor prescribed me to leave the house 3 times a week.
Also I'm on Klonopins now 😵💫
I've got my first appointment with a psychiatrist on Tuesday next week. Probably gonna get anxiety meds, possibly depression meds. Hers hoping they just prescribe me straight Xanax so I can start a small business.
August 3, 2023 at 5:00 PM
I've got my first appointment with a psychiatrist on Tuesday next week. Probably gonna get anxiety meds, possibly depression meds. Hers hoping they just prescribe me straight Xanax so I can start a small business.
I'm taking penicillin for a dental abscess rn and it makes my stomach feel like it's got a rock in it all day. Also, they refused to prescribe me pain pills and told me if it hurt real bad I could take two Advil and two Tylenol at the same time. 🥴
August 2, 2023 at 9:47 PM
I'm taking penicillin for a dental abscess rn and it makes my stomach feel like it's got a rock in it all day. Also, they refused to prescribe me pain pills and told me if it hurt real bad I could take two Advil and two Tylenol at the same time. 🥴
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Trump really beefed it by not getting a mugshot. That could have gone on all of his campaign merch
August 2, 2023 at 1:34 PM
Trump really beefed it by not getting a mugshot. That could have gone on all of his campaign merch
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Reskeet if you eat the pussy from the back or you think the only good billionaire is a dead billionaire
August 1, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Reskeet if you eat the pussy from the back or you think the only good billionaire is a dead billionaire
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Y'all hear about the guy they found that has 5 penises?
His pants fit like a glove
His pants fit like a glove
August 1, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Y'all hear about the guy they found that has 5 penises?
His pants fit like a glove
His pants fit like a glove
Little ones lounging in their food box
August 1, 2023 at 1:57 AM
Little ones lounging in their food box