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“It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” said the former Ohio senator
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JD Vance Begins To Suspect There Another Group Chat
PALM BEACH, FL—Noticing everyone else’s phone simultaneously buzzing throughout a meeting, Vice President-elect JD Vance began to suspect there was another group chat among Trump’s senior staff that he wasn’t part of, sources confirmed Monday. “It can’t be a coincidence that they all keep looking down at their phones and chuckling at the same time,” […]
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March 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Report: Anti-Science Attitude Strongest Among Those Who Believe Turtle Has Little Apartment Inside Shell
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March 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Bribes. They’re known as bribes.
March 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Alina Habbard posted: NOTHING CAN STOP THIS MAN FROM FIGHTING FOR HIS COUNTRY.
David Simon had a succinct 2-word response: “Bone spurs.”
March 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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This.
March 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Yep, it’s hard to disagree with this.
March 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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French Senator Claude Malhuret:

"Washington has become Nero’s court, with an incendiary emperor, submissive courtiers and a jester high on ketamine... We were at war with a dictator, we are now at war with a dictator backed by a traitor."
March 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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If Russia wants peace, they should end the invasion.
March 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Shameless.
March 5, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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We just want to remind you: You’re not alone. We’re all in this together, and we’ll get through it together. We’ve seen so many people sharing their feelings of anxiety and stress—please take a moment for yourself. Your well-being matters. Sending you hugs—you are amazing, and we love you all! 💚
March 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes
NOAA Cuts Leave Wind Chimes As Sole Predictor Of Approaching Hurricanes
SILVER SPRING, MD—As mass firings of career experts and scientists continued to roil the federal government, officials confirmed Friday that cuts to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration...
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February 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Yup.
February 28, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
WASHINGTON—In a move designed to promote unity and establish efficiency at the federal level, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday making the nation’s official language remedial Eng...
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February 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Guerilla advertising seen in the London Metro
March 1, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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Indeed she did.
March 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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A grassroots movement is calling on all Americans to abstain from shopping with major retailers tomorrow, February 28, as part of an “economic blackout.”

I encourage you to join. https://robertreich.substack.com/p/boycott
February 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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It’s FUKKKING tiring already!
February 16, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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We need Pete Buttigieg as a clear messenger, more than ever.
February 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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February 17, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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February 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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February 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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He’s right again.
February 16, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM