JackieDaytona
@jackiedgaming.bsky.social
I play games and know things.
Sometimes I stream: https://www.twitch.tv/jackiedaytonanhb
I also make things: www.crowforged.etsy.com
Sometimes I stream: https://www.twitch.tv/jackiedaytonanhb
I also make things: www.crowforged.etsy.com
I essentially play Warframe single player but I go on the subreddit a lot.
The newest update and people's reactions is really making me think I overestimated how bad my social skills are.
"Why doesn't she like me? I just directly and forcefully told her that her core beliefs are wrong repeatedly!"
The newest update and people's reactions is really making me think I overestimated how bad my social skills are.
"Why doesn't she like me? I just directly and forcefully told her that her core beliefs are wrong repeatedly!"
December 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I essentially play Warframe single player but I go on the subreddit a lot.
The newest update and people's reactions is really making me think I overestimated how bad my social skills are.
"Why doesn't she like me? I just directly and forcefully told her that her core beliefs are wrong repeatedly!"
The newest update and people's reactions is really making me think I overestimated how bad my social skills are.
"Why doesn't she like me? I just directly and forcefully told her that her core beliefs are wrong repeatedly!"
Spatchcocked a turkey for Christmas dinner.
Forgot to pull it early enough I could dry brine it.
Didn't have a big enough pan, so I had to cut it in half. It's not a great attempt but it came out edible.
But now I have turkey for a few days, so I'll call it a win.
Forgot to pull it early enough I could dry brine it.
Didn't have a big enough pan, so I had to cut it in half. It's not a great attempt but it came out edible.
But now I have turkey for a few days, so I'll call it a win.
December 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Spatchcocked a turkey for Christmas dinner.
Forgot to pull it early enough I could dry brine it.
Didn't have a big enough pan, so I had to cut it in half. It's not a great attempt but it came out edible.
But now I have turkey for a few days, so I'll call it a win.
Forgot to pull it early enough I could dry brine it.
Didn't have a big enough pan, so I had to cut it in half. It's not a great attempt but it came out edible.
But now I have turkey for a few days, so I'll call it a win.
So cool that my phone now has Gemini.
So far I've managed to get it to search for:
"What the fuck is this shit?"
"What kind of dogfucker makes this pop up when I'm unlocking my phone?"
and
"Get the fuck out of here."
It's neat that it installed with a software update and randomly pops up.
So far I've managed to get it to search for:
"What the fuck is this shit?"
"What kind of dogfucker makes this pop up when I'm unlocking my phone?"
and
"Get the fuck out of here."
It's neat that it installed with a software update and randomly pops up.
December 24, 2025 at 10:49 AM
So cool that my phone now has Gemini.
So far I've managed to get it to search for:
"What the fuck is this shit?"
"What kind of dogfucker makes this pop up when I'm unlocking my phone?"
and
"Get the fuck out of here."
It's neat that it installed with a software update and randomly pops up.
So far I've managed to get it to search for:
"What the fuck is this shit?"
"What kind of dogfucker makes this pop up when I'm unlocking my phone?"
and
"Get the fuck out of here."
It's neat that it installed with a software update and randomly pops up.
In today's list of things that would make me look insane if I was observed:
Doing a set of an exercise and hear crinkling. Start yelling at my cat to quit fucking with my drawer of bags.
Finish exercise and go to grab him.
Oh, it's raining and the wind is blowing a different way than normal.
Doing a set of an exercise and hear crinkling. Start yelling at my cat to quit fucking with my drawer of bags.
Finish exercise and go to grab him.
Oh, it's raining and the wind is blowing a different way than normal.
December 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
In today's list of things that would make me look insane if I was observed:
Doing a set of an exercise and hear crinkling. Start yelling at my cat to quit fucking with my drawer of bags.
Finish exercise and go to grab him.
Oh, it's raining and the wind is blowing a different way than normal.
Doing a set of an exercise and hear crinkling. Start yelling at my cat to quit fucking with my drawer of bags.
Finish exercise and go to grab him.
Oh, it's raining and the wind is blowing a different way than normal.
My perception on dog size is screwed.
Everytime my best friend calls his dog big I do a double take.
Sir, I can (and have) lifted that dog by his harness with minimal effort and one hand. He was like sixty pounds at his biggest.
I've woken up under a 200 pound mastiff. That's a big dog.
Everytime my best friend calls his dog big I do a double take.
Sir, I can (and have) lifted that dog by his harness with minimal effort and one hand. He was like sixty pounds at his biggest.
I've woken up under a 200 pound mastiff. That's a big dog.
December 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
My perception on dog size is screwed.
Everytime my best friend calls his dog big I do a double take.
Sir, I can (and have) lifted that dog by his harness with minimal effort and one hand. He was like sixty pounds at his biggest.
I've woken up under a 200 pound mastiff. That's a big dog.
Everytime my best friend calls his dog big I do a double take.
Sir, I can (and have) lifted that dog by his harness with minimal effort and one hand. He was like sixty pounds at his biggest.
I've woken up under a 200 pound mastiff. That's a big dog.
Warframe, which I've put like 60 hours into over the last two weeks, just dropped a huge new update.
Anyways, now I'm obsessed with Sun Haven because I don't control what games I play.
Anyways, now I'm obsessed with Sun Haven because I don't control what games I play.
December 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Warframe, which I've put like 60 hours into over the last two weeks, just dropped a huge new update.
Anyways, now I'm obsessed with Sun Haven because I don't control what games I play.
Anyways, now I'm obsessed with Sun Haven because I don't control what games I play.
Right wing grifters have it so goddamn easy.
All you have to do is scream slurs at someone in public, be filmed so you get consequences, then deny everything people saw happen in multiple videos and make six figures on some ass-backwards GoFundMe ripoff site.
All you have to do is scream slurs at someone in public, be filmed so you get consequences, then deny everything people saw happen in multiple videos and make six figures on some ass-backwards GoFundMe ripoff site.
December 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Right wing grifters have it so goddamn easy.
All you have to do is scream slurs at someone in public, be filmed so you get consequences, then deny everything people saw happen in multiple videos and make six figures on some ass-backwards GoFundMe ripoff site.
All you have to do is scream slurs at someone in public, be filmed so you get consequences, then deny everything people saw happen in multiple videos and make six figures on some ass-backwards GoFundMe ripoff site.
My body has decided 0345 is my new wake up time.
This could be a disaster, but I generally get up at 0430 anyways, but it's still a bit annoying.
Whatever, gives me time to run a short mission or two in Warframe and catch up on my dailies before normal stuff needs to take place.
This could be a disaster, but I generally get up at 0430 anyways, but it's still a bit annoying.
Whatever, gives me time to run a short mission or two in Warframe and catch up on my dailies before normal stuff needs to take place.
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My body has decided 0345 is my new wake up time.
This could be a disaster, but I generally get up at 0430 anyways, but it's still a bit annoying.
Whatever, gives me time to run a short mission or two in Warframe and catch up on my dailies before normal stuff needs to take place.
This could be a disaster, but I generally get up at 0430 anyways, but it's still a bit annoying.
Whatever, gives me time to run a short mission or two in Warframe and catch up on my dailies before normal stuff needs to take place.
Last set of hollow holds this morning, entire core telling me to go fuck myself. Last five seconds.
My cat has apparently staged a coup over the banister pillar in the laundry room and two fuckass cats go zipping over my twitching midsection.
Exercise maintained somehow but fuck them cats.
My cat has apparently staged a coup over the banister pillar in the laundry room and two fuckass cats go zipping over my twitching midsection.
Exercise maintained somehow but fuck them cats.
December 2, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Last set of hollow holds this morning, entire core telling me to go fuck myself. Last five seconds.
My cat has apparently staged a coup over the banister pillar in the laundry room and two fuckass cats go zipping over my twitching midsection.
Exercise maintained somehow but fuck them cats.
My cat has apparently staged a coup over the banister pillar in the laundry room and two fuckass cats go zipping over my twitching midsection.
Exercise maintained somehow but fuck them cats.
Everytime I get concerned my current vape pen doesn't do shit, I just review my footage from the night before.
I just watched myself go from rapid, accurate threat assessment and a 3:1 K/D ratio in Chivalry 2 to basically drooling, holding W, and getting my head staved in on contact in 3 matches.
I just watched myself go from rapid, accurate threat assessment and a 3:1 K/D ratio in Chivalry 2 to basically drooling, holding W, and getting my head staved in on contact in 3 matches.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Everytime I get concerned my current vape pen doesn't do shit, I just review my footage from the night before.
I just watched myself go from rapid, accurate threat assessment and a 3:1 K/D ratio in Chivalry 2 to basically drooling, holding W, and getting my head staved in on contact in 3 matches.
I just watched myself go from rapid, accurate threat assessment and a 3:1 K/D ratio in Chivalry 2 to basically drooling, holding W, and getting my head staved in on contact in 3 matches.
A bastard with my bastard file.
Had to put it back in the drawer. I needed to retip my bush knife today and he refuses to leave it alone... and he decided to chew on it which is a no go.
Had to put it back in the drawer. I needed to retip my bush knife today and he refuses to leave it alone... and he decided to chew on it which is a no go.
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
A bastard with my bastard file.
Had to put it back in the drawer. I needed to retip my bush knife today and he refuses to leave it alone... and he decided to chew on it which is a no go.
Had to put it back in the drawer. I needed to retip my bush knife today and he refuses to leave it alone... and he decided to chew on it which is a no go.
I now have 140 hours in Warframe and I'm up to date on the story.
I still have no damn idea what the hell is going on half the time but it satisfies a weird part of my ADHD brain pretty well so there's that at least.
I still have no damn idea what the hell is going on half the time but it satisfies a weird part of my ADHD brain pretty well so there's that at least.
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I now have 140 hours in Warframe and I'm up to date on the story.
I still have no damn idea what the hell is going on half the time but it satisfies a weird part of my ADHD brain pretty well so there's that at least.
I still have no damn idea what the hell is going on half the time but it satisfies a weird part of my ADHD brain pretty well so there's that at least.
I kind of expect my recently used apps to not include an AI program that was backdoor installed with the last Android update.
It displays four apps, I use 8-12 apps daily. Why the hell is it there?
It displays four apps, I use 8-12 apps daily. Why the hell is it there?
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I kind of expect my recently used apps to not include an AI program that was backdoor installed with the last Android update.
It displays four apps, I use 8-12 apps daily. Why the hell is it there?
It displays four apps, I use 8-12 apps daily. Why the hell is it there?
Well, we had a good pan for... two weeks.
Just walked into the kitchen and started coughing like crazy, looked over and the brand new 12" skillet is in front of my 15 year old goddaughter with the heat set to high.
I've had this talk way too many fucking times with the kids.
Just walked into the kitchen and started coughing like crazy, looked over and the brand new 12" skillet is in front of my 15 year old goddaughter with the heat set to high.
I've had this talk way too many fucking times with the kids.
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Well, we had a good pan for... two weeks.
Just walked into the kitchen and started coughing like crazy, looked over and the brand new 12" skillet is in front of my 15 year old goddaughter with the heat set to high.
I've had this talk way too many fucking times with the kids.
Just walked into the kitchen and started coughing like crazy, looked over and the brand new 12" skillet is in front of my 15 year old goddaughter with the heat set to high.
I've had this talk way too many fucking times with the kids.
Big changes coming for me.
I'm replacing my normal vegetable mixture for breakfast/lunch with my abuela's pico de gallo.
God, when did I get so boring.
I'm replacing my normal vegetable mixture for breakfast/lunch with my abuela's pico de gallo.
God, when did I get so boring.
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Big changes coming for me.
I'm replacing my normal vegetable mixture for breakfast/lunch with my abuela's pico de gallo.
God, when did I get so boring.
I'm replacing my normal vegetable mixture for breakfast/lunch with my abuela's pico de gallo.
God, when did I get so boring.
I am begging the left to quit throwing haymakers on unsuspecting Nazis.
Please learn to plant your feet, step in to engage, and pivot from the hips while throwing a hook.
These wet noodle punches are emotionally satisfying but a grown ass man should be knocking people out with a sucker punch.
Please learn to plant your feet, step in to engage, and pivot from the hips while throwing a hook.
These wet noodle punches are emotionally satisfying but a grown ass man should be knocking people out with a sucker punch.
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I am begging the left to quit throwing haymakers on unsuspecting Nazis.
Please learn to plant your feet, step in to engage, and pivot from the hips while throwing a hook.
These wet noodle punches are emotionally satisfying but a grown ass man should be knocking people out with a sucker punch.
Please learn to plant your feet, step in to engage, and pivot from the hips while throwing a hook.
These wet noodle punches are emotionally satisfying but a grown ass man should be knocking people out with a sucker punch.
Remembered how we used to play with those little plastic army men when I was a kid. BB guns, firecrackers, and for some dumb reason Nerf blasters(to simulate tanks and bazookas) were involved in a turn based format.
Miniature games would be a lot cooler if they were based on my 9 year old rules.
Miniature games would be a lot cooler if they were based on my 9 year old rules.
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Remembered how we used to play with those little plastic army men when I was a kid. BB guns, firecrackers, and for some dumb reason Nerf blasters(to simulate tanks and bazookas) were involved in a turn based format.
Miniature games would be a lot cooler if they were based on my 9 year old rules.
Miniature games would be a lot cooler if they were based on my 9 year old rules.
Just had a slapping match with my cat over the top of my monitor. No one got hurt, but he lost.
I could, in theory, just put this stuff away, but he moved the driver that I use for my pocket knife and screeched at me when I took it back.
Dammit cat, desk stuff is serious stuff.
I could, in theory, just put this stuff away, but he moved the driver that I use for my pocket knife and screeched at me when I took it back.
Dammit cat, desk stuff is serious stuff.
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Just had a slapping match with my cat over the top of my monitor. No one got hurt, but he lost.
I could, in theory, just put this stuff away, but he moved the driver that I use for my pocket knife and screeched at me when I took it back.
Dammit cat, desk stuff is serious stuff.
I could, in theory, just put this stuff away, but he moved the driver that I use for my pocket knife and screeched at me when I took it back.
Dammit cat, desk stuff is serious stuff.
Holy misleading headline.
Chick's name is Dixie. Examples given include a dick joke and a pixie joke. It's an easy name to make fun of.
But use kids being assholes, which is a constant truth, to blame woke.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
Chick's name is Dixie. Examples given include a dick joke and a pixie joke. It's an easy name to make fun of.
But use kids being assholes, which is a constant truth, to blame woke.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
MSN
www.msn.com
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Holy misleading headline.
Chick's name is Dixie. Examples given include a dick joke and a pixie joke. It's an easy name to make fun of.
But use kids being assholes, which is a constant truth, to blame woke.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
Chick's name is Dixie. Examples given include a dick joke and a pixie joke. It's an easy name to make fun of.
But use kids being assholes, which is a constant truth, to blame woke.
www.msn.com/en-us/news/u...
Dad: "Hey, my laptop is acting weird it's doing [a bunch of ridiculous shit]."
Me: FFS, just use PornHub like a normal person, dad. What'd you do to fix it?
Him: Windows Defender didn't find anything so I got into RegEdit and...
Me: Just factory reset and quit fucking with the backend.
Me: FFS, just use PornHub like a normal person, dad. What'd you do to fix it?
Him: Windows Defender didn't find anything so I got into RegEdit and...
Me: Just factory reset and quit fucking with the backend.
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Dad: "Hey, my laptop is acting weird it's doing [a bunch of ridiculous shit]."
Me: FFS, just use PornHub like a normal person, dad. What'd you do to fix it?
Him: Windows Defender didn't find anything so I got into RegEdit and...
Me: Just factory reset and quit fucking with the backend.
Me: FFS, just use PornHub like a normal person, dad. What'd you do to fix it?
Him: Windows Defender didn't find anything so I got into RegEdit and...
Me: Just factory reset and quit fucking with the backend.
I am consistently amazed the "elites" send less coherent e-mails than I do when bitching at customer service or negotiating a contract. 90% of the time, people type roughly the same back.
Even at my most informal, I put out better e-mails than that.
Illiterate morons are in charge of everything.
Even at my most informal, I put out better e-mails than that.
Illiterate morons are in charge of everything.
November 12, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I am consistently amazed the "elites" send less coherent e-mails than I do when bitching at customer service or negotiating a contract. 90% of the time, people type roughly the same back.
Even at my most informal, I put out better e-mails than that.
Illiterate morons are in charge of everything.
Even at my most informal, I put out better e-mails than that.
Illiterate morons are in charge of everything.
Goddamn did I forget how good homemade pico de gallo is.
It's been a long time since the folks I live with are hella white and buy most of the groceries and I'm usually just getting basics for breakfast/lunch.
Did tacos last night. Had some pico left over and put it on breakfast.
11/10
It's been a long time since the folks I live with are hella white and buy most of the groceries and I'm usually just getting basics for breakfast/lunch.
Did tacos last night. Had some pico left over and put it on breakfast.
11/10
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Goddamn did I forget how good homemade pico de gallo is.
It's been a long time since the folks I live with are hella white and buy most of the groceries and I'm usually just getting basics for breakfast/lunch.
Did tacos last night. Had some pico left over and put it on breakfast.
11/10
It's been a long time since the folks I live with are hella white and buy most of the groceries and I'm usually just getting basics for breakfast/lunch.
Did tacos last night. Had some pico left over and put it on breakfast.
11/10
Been listening to my godson rage at a game for like an hour. I'm far too lazy to go tell him to shut the fuck up and quit slamming things.
But from here on out, I'll be calling him "skill issue."
But from here on out, I'll be calling him "skill issue."
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Been listening to my godson rage at a game for like an hour. I'm far too lazy to go tell him to shut the fuck up and quit slamming things.
But from here on out, I'll be calling him "skill issue."
But from here on out, I'll be calling him "skill issue."
I once told a vet that my cat would only respond to Thaddeus Meowmere the IVth, which is his name in the paperwork. I called him that the entire time I was there and showed how loyal he was before leaving him for his shots.
When I came back I just said "Oi, shitbag" and he immediately ran to me.
When I came back I just said "Oi, shitbag" and he immediately ran to me.
November 9, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I once told a vet that my cat would only respond to Thaddeus Meowmere the IVth, which is his name in the paperwork. I called him that the entire time I was there and showed how loyal he was before leaving him for his shots.
When I came back I just said "Oi, shitbag" and he immediately ran to me.
When I came back I just said "Oi, shitbag" and he immediately ran to me.
Still kind of hard to believe this is a one man project.
Also, that skeleton waiter/butler/whatever made me giggle.
Also, that skeleton waiter/butler/whatever made me giggle.
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Still kind of hard to believe this is a one man project.
Also, that skeleton waiter/butler/whatever made me giggle.
Also, that skeleton waiter/butler/whatever made me giggle.