JackieDaytona
jackiedgaming.bsky.social
JackieDaytona
@jackiedgaming.bsky.social
I play games and know things.

Sometimes I stream: https://www.twitch.tv/jackiedaytonanhb

I also make things: www.crowforged.etsy.com
Promised myself I'd keep working out as long as it's >30°F.

It's 31°.

Motherfucker...
January 2, 2026 at 11:09 AM
The town siren woke me up about 10 seconds before my 4:30am alarm.

Chat, what does this mean for the new year?
January 1, 2026 at 10:18 AM
I was hoping to get back into silversmithing this coming year if I can find some employment/paid work. I'm actually quite good at it.

Unfortunately, I checked the spot price and I think I'll be scratching that off my resolutions for next year and find something cheaper.
December 30, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Good news: I finally got a pull up bar.

Bad news: the only place I can use it downstairs is in the half-bath under the stairs, which has a preposterously low roof.
December 30, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I'm finally starting to get Incarnons because Valkyr is overpowered as hell. I have the one for Burston, but I've been holding onto it until I unlock Burston Prime soon.

Got Dread today, eagerly went to set it up.

The fuck you mean I need Duviri resources?

The Grind continues.
December 27, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I essentially play Warframe single player but I go on the subreddit a lot.

The newest update and people's reactions is really making me think I overestimated how bad my social skills are.

"Why doesn't she like me? I just directly and forcefully told her that her core beliefs are wrong repeatedly!"
December 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Spatchcocked a turkey for Christmas dinner.

Forgot to pull it early enough I could dry brine it.

Didn't have a big enough pan, so I had to cut it in half. It's not a great attempt but it came out edible.

But now I have turkey for a few days, so I'll call it a win.
December 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
So cool that my phone now has Gemini.

So far I've managed to get it to search for:

"What the fuck is this shit?"

"What kind of dogfucker makes this pop up when I'm unlocking my phone?"

and

"Get the fuck out of here."

It's neat that it installed with a software update and randomly pops up.
December 24, 2025 at 10:49 AM
In today's list of things that would make me look insane if I was observed:

Doing a set of an exercise and hear crinkling. Start yelling at my cat to quit fucking with my drawer of bags.

Finish exercise and go to grab him.

Oh, it's raining and the wind is blowing a different way than normal.
December 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
My perception on dog size is screwed.

Everytime my best friend calls his dog big I do a double take.

Sir, I can (and have) lifted that dog by his harness with minimal effort and one hand. He was like sixty pounds at his biggest.

I've woken up under a 200 pound mastiff. That's a big dog.
December 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Warframe, which I've put like 60 hours into over the last two weeks, just dropped a huge new update.

Anyways, now I'm obsessed with Sun Haven because I don't control what games I play.
December 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Right wing grifters have it so goddamn easy.

All you have to do is scream slurs at someone in public, be filmed so you get consequences, then deny everything people saw happen in multiple videos and make six figures on some ass-backwards GoFundMe ripoff site.
December 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
My body has decided 0345 is my new wake up time.

This could be a disaster, but I generally get up at 0430 anyways, but it's still a bit annoying.

Whatever, gives me time to run a short mission or two in Warframe and catch up on my dailies before normal stuff needs to take place.
December 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Last set of hollow holds this morning, entire core telling me to go fuck myself. Last five seconds.

My cat has apparently staged a coup over the banister pillar in the laundry room and two fuckass cats go zipping over my twitching midsection.

Exercise maintained somehow but fuck them cats.
December 2, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Everytime I get concerned my current vape pen doesn't do shit, I just review my footage from the night before.

I just watched myself go from rapid, accurate threat assessment and a 3:1 K/D ratio in Chivalry 2 to basically drooling, holding W, and getting my head staved in on contact in 3 matches.
November 27, 2025 at 3:13 PM
A bastard with my bastard file.

Had to put it back in the drawer. I needed to retip my bush knife today and he refuses to leave it alone... and he decided to chew on it which is a no go.
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I now have 140 hours in Warframe and I'm up to date on the story.

I still have no damn idea what the hell is going on half the time but it satisfies a weird part of my ADHD brain pretty well so there's that at least.
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I kind of expect my recently used apps to not include an AI program that was backdoor installed with the last Android update.

It displays four apps, I use 8-12 apps daily. Why the hell is it there?
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Well, we had a good pan for... two weeks.

Just walked into the kitchen and started coughing like crazy, looked over and the brand new 12" skillet is in front of my 15 year old goddaughter with the heat set to high.

I've had this talk way too many fucking times with the kids.
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Big changes coming for me.

I'm replacing my normal vegetable mixture for breakfast/lunch with my abuela's pico de gallo.

God, when did I get so boring.
November 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I am begging the left to quit throwing haymakers on unsuspecting Nazis.

Please learn to plant your feet, step in to engage, and pivot from the hips while throwing a hook.

These wet noodle punches are emotionally satisfying but a grown ass man should be knocking people out with a sucker punch.
November 19, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Remembered how we used to play with those little plastic army men when I was a kid. BB guns, firecrackers, and for some dumb reason Nerf blasters(to simulate tanks and bazookas) were involved in a turn based format.

Miniature games would be a lot cooler if they were based on my 9 year old rules.
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Just had a slapping match with my cat over the top of my monitor. No one got hurt, but he lost.

I could, in theory, just put this stuff away, but he moved the driver that I use for my pocket knife and screeched at me when I took it back.

Dammit cat, desk stuff is serious stuff.
November 15, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Holy misleading headline.

Chick's name is Dixie. Examples given include a dick joke and a pixie joke. It's an easy name to make fun of.

But use kids being assholes, which is a constant truth, to blame woke.

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MSN
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November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Dad: "Hey, my laptop is acting weird it's doing [a bunch of ridiculous shit]."

Me: FFS, just use PornHub like a normal person, dad. What'd you do to fix it?

Him: Windows Defender didn't find anything so I got into RegEdit and...

Me: Just factory reset and quit fucking with the backend.
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 AM