this is why this website is never taking off tbh

Democrats Huddle To Decide How Best To Let Massive Republican Fuck-Up Slip Through Fingers

no matter what the circumstances, democrats are always saving their energy for a mythical future situation where they will do something good

chuck schumer resign in disgrace bitch i want you walking around nyc looking like lithgow in the third act of conclave while new yorkers pelt you with trash

@schumer.senate.gov come outside I just wanna talk

ultimately my thing w columbia's abandonment of their students is that these people saddle themselves with unimaginable debt in order to pay all our salaries, it seems like the least the school could do is say "we'll try to fight it if the gestapo kidnaps you"

I love to call my Senators' offices three times per week and try to cajole them into doing the most elementary political messaging and strategy. This is what it means to be an engaged citizen: leaving a strenuously polite voicemail for a 74yo on a more regular cadence than I talk to my parents.