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Mitch McConnell fell down some stairs again.
February 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Donold is blaming a plane crash that killed 67 people on “DEI” with zero evidence.

He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials.

It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.
January 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Cities run crazy with fent epidemics and they want to ban my Estrogen.

Let me say that differently.

Unmonitored prescription painkillers are distributed and traded without big pharma lifting a finger to stop it.

And they want to ban my Estrogen.
January 31, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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So to be clear, Elon has given a Nazi salute, then said Germans shouldn’t feel guilt for their Nazi grandparents actions, said no race mixing for Italy, and that we have to “save” Japanese culture.

This motherfucker trying to speed run reforming the Axis.
January 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I miss the old Kanye
January 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi
January 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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They should add raytracing to Balatro
January 22, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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coffee isn’t going to cut it today, i need to be launched into space.
January 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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I'm going to make pie for dinner tonight to celebrate less homophobia in the world 🥧🏳️‍🌈
January 10, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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patriarchy is how there are a million words that rhyme with cock and dick but nothing for pussy, vulva, or vagina.
January 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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"it's an election-interference case, not a 'hush money' case, motherfuckers," she muttered, pouring her coffee
January 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Everyone's always spouting this stupid bullshit about the *trans agenda* when the only agenda I have is burgers and fries at Sonic?? Like??
January 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Hey, dad!

Did you know it's not actually cool to get blackout drunk on Christmas?

Hope this helps!!
December 25, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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Sorry but your thoughts and prayers are out of network
December 5, 2024 at 11:51 PM
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people say “you need to start living in the real world” but they forget that the real world includes lupines and lightning bugs and ginger beer and starlight and sea coasts and Renoir paintings and Rachmaninoff’s piano concertos and fog banks and foxes playing in snow.
December 5, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
December 6, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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Elon Musk will be coming down everyone's chimney on Christmas Eve to take your Social Security and Medicare. Oh, and don't forget the cookies and unpasteurized milk.
December 5, 2024 at 10:25 PM
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on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
December 5, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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unfortunately, susceptibility to bullets was a preexisting condition
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Dec 4
BREAKING: Brian Thompson, CEO of United Healthcare, was shot and killed outside a Manhattan hotel in an apparent targeted attack, law enforcement official says
United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson fatally shot in midtown Manhattan, official says | CNN
The CEO of UnitedHealthcare was shot and killed in midtown Manhattan on Wednesday morning, a law enforcement official tells CNN.
www.cnn.com
December 4, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce
December 1, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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Why does nobody like the surf and turf turkey?
November 30, 2024 at 11:51 PM