Honestly just turn them off. You've got a wide enough column of text that the change in spacing is minimal, and far less distracting than the near-constant word splitting.

Hyphenation in this article very distracting.

So basically you're starting the Green Party 2 and screwing both in the process? Wouldn't have been my decision.

We can see you cutting the video every time you forget something from the list.

Their ideology centres around a hatred of things they perceive as ugly. Failing to look conventionally attractive is the same as being wrong, so the man cannot be making a correct statement if he isn't also shirtless and ripped.

I think the ideal strategy here would be to tepidly oppose the policy then back a compromise which is almost as bad.

Must… CONSUME!!!!!!

"Allegedly" like we gotta protect the bunny's rights in case it sues.