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JACK
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Groovy baby
Getting a year in review wrap up at the beginning of December is crazy, an entire month is yet to occur how can you claim to recap a year when you've missed 8% of it! Christmas! New Years! The days in-between when you don't know what day it is! so many important days uncovered!!!
December 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I still think about the lockdown Sondheim birthday stream they did where Christine Baranski wore headphones in a way i didn't think was possible, Meryl Streep's office has a printer and a seagul, and Audra McDonald just did it seemingly from the floor in her loungeroom. it was a wild time
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The amount of psychic damage BBC Sherlock did to me is wild, I'm still stressed about being called an alcoholic because I sometimes struggle to plug my phone into charge in the dark
October 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Dyslexia being spelt that way is such a mean joke on people with dyslexia
August 19, 2025 at 8:49 AM
im still thinking about this fuckin msbnc segment i saw on @becness.bsky.social's stream last night

youtu.be/4l1EUZWyhQE

The fact its 7 minutes long, the three men have almost nothing to say, the b-roll loops for far too long, they are all seated in a way that looks like forced perspective
Lululemon’s 'Anti-Ball Crushing' Pants | shift | msnbc
YouTube video by MSNBC
youtu.be
August 14, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Whenever I'm sick in traffic I have flashbacks to an episode of beyond 2000 where they pitched an idea where in the future cars could communicate with each other and if your wife was giving birth you could pay other cars to let you through. Truly a capitalistic nightmare
August 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Travelling interstate can be really scary, people ask you which team you barrack for and you have to either try to remember a single team or admit to being not a local, and when you order drinks you have to remember the silly names they call it and not the silly name you call it at home
July 6, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Me reading any message sent to me
July 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Apparently cars actually need servicing? And you can't just take the date on the free sticker they give you as a suggestion? And also apparently car batteries can die? And then make the automated window go down thing stop working???
May 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Wow the Persona team is cookin again
this is art, thank you peter dutton
May 3, 2025 at 11:51 AM
*standing on Bourke Street mall in Melbourne's CBD looking at the David Jones and Myer next to each other*

Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Bourke Street, where we lay our scene
April 6, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The saddest thing about severance not being a 22 episode season is that we will never get a 22min ep of them dealing with the fact a bird has made its way onto the severed floor and Milchick has to get out an lumon branded net and Dylan assumes its an bald egale
March 9, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Having just completed the Dan brown tom hank movie da Vinci code trilogy i can safely say. Ron Howard was slightly cooking but fucking hell movies bad
February 21, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Watching angels and demons (2009) and getting super excited whenever they show or talk about the conclave becuase I've seen Conclave (2024) and I know what they're talking about
February 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Wicked is a crazy movie. A man from the real world ended up in a magical world and figured out how to make a baby green
January 23, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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not Lynch's movie, I know, but god, what a sendoff
January 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Thinking about lotr, if I were in the same position as Sam and saw the little freak whose leading me and my mate to the land of evil (which only he knows the way) and he starts doing both sides of an monologue about how he wants to kill my mate? That freaks getting a rock to the skull immediately.
December 25, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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I will forever love Paul Giamatti bc once at a Globes after party I ask if I could hold his golden globe for $5 and he said sure and I did and we took a photo and then he held out his hand and I gave him that $5 and he said “nice doing business with you” and he’s a g for real for always for that
December 22, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Wonka is such a crazy movie, its a prequel to willy wonka where the bad guy in the third act pulls out a gun and threatens to shoot wonka before drowning him in chocolate. The entire vibe of the movie shifts when you know every time the moustache twirling villain is holding a gun while being evil
December 12, 2024 at 9:47 AM
There's something upsetting about having your work Christmas party so early in December, usually it's later on so at the end there's a sense of "oh I can coast" but now I've gotta like open JIRA? Read emails? Actually reply to them? Not just go "that's a January problem"???
December 10, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Its great to watch a movie from the 90s that ends with an 55 year old man considering letting a child die in a trap he set for it, truly riveting stuff
December 6, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Tom cruise has a Twitter account which begs the question, does he know what bean dad was
December 5, 2024 at 7:04 AM
Jetlag is crazy, you end up not sleeping for almost 30 hours and your like "I just gotta readjust" but suddenly you get a second wind and aren't tired any more?? Why is sleep
December 1, 2024 at 8:45 PM
I still think about how fucked id be if I were in Bilbo's shoes during the riddle thing with gollum having to come up with riddles? Absolutely not gonna happen. Gollum is eating my brain like a soup in minutes and Gandalf is out there wondering what happened to that guy he brought along
November 26, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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Popular twitter personalities showing up on Bluesky
November 24, 2024 at 5:31 PM