Sir Jack Caramac
@jackcaramac.bsky.social
Pragmatic Left. V intolerant of intolerants. Sweary, sarcastic, infantile, mainly harmless. Good wi' cats. May contain irony, jokes, that sort of thing. Abuse, fascists, bores & bots: all insta-blocked. Trump & Reform? 2 cheeks of the same arse #FBPE #NAFO
This whole 'don't judge the artist, just judge the art' stuff, is really testing at the moment. As I love Cheap Trick.
December 10, 2025 at 1:26 AM
This whole 'don't judge the artist, just judge the art' stuff, is really testing at the moment. As I love Cheap Trick.
Pencils, Green Scam, handsome young men in the audience, a graph about 'something' (?!?), Democrats = evil (as usual), & seemingly both very stupid yet able to facilitate an all encompassing plan to kill America, no one 'really wants Elon's electric cars' either...your guess is as good as mine...?
December 10, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Pencils, Green Scam, handsome young men in the audience, a graph about 'something' (?!?), Democrats = evil (as usual), & seemingly both very stupid yet able to facilitate an all encompassing plan to kill America, no one 'really wants Elon's electric cars' either...your guess is as good as mine...?
A thin crowd at Pennsylvania then. A bored group of people, downwind of Diahorrea Don. He's currently leading the terminally deluded through a graph he doesn't understand and regaling them about Biden walking into a wall. No, Don, that was you, you senile fat embarrassment.
December 10, 2025 at 1:04 AM
A thin crowd at Pennsylvania then. A bored group of people, downwind of Diahorrea Don. He's currently leading the terminally deluded through a graph he doesn't understand and regaling them about Biden walking into a wall. No, Don, that was you, you senile fat embarrassment.
The bit where Brainiac Witkoff lets the truth out...
December 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
The bit where Brainiac Witkoff lets the truth out...
Rees-Mogg shouldn't be on any TV anywhere. He's always wrong. He's a slimy waste of wood and methane. Here he is laughing at the idea of 'law' #Newsnight
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Rees-Mogg shouldn't be on any TV anywhere. He's always wrong. He's a slimy waste of wood and methane. Here he is laughing at the idea of 'law' #Newsnight
You know they're saying I could replace Ace Frehley. One guy said to me, 'Sir, will you put the make up on?' I said, sure, as long its orange'. After all, I like merch, money, and grabbin' the young ladies, But I could be Ace. The Space Ace. The Face of Space. The Ace Space of Face in a Race...'
December 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
You know they're saying I could replace Ace Frehley. One guy said to me, 'Sir, will you put the make up on?' I said, sure, as long its orange'. After all, I like merch, money, and grabbin' the young ladies, But I could be Ace. The Space Ace. The Face of Space. The Ace Space of Face in a Race...'
December 8, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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"Oooh, I think I got it wrong again..."
December 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
"Oooh, I think I got it wrong again..."
Reform as a visual metaphor
December 8, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Reform as a visual metaphor
"Yeah, you wouldn't say that to his face, would you?"
"Dunno, which one...?"
"Dunno, which one...?"
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
"Yeah, you wouldn't say that to his face, would you?"
"Dunno, which one...?"
"Dunno, which one...?"
Kiss drummer Peter Criss on the right there. He was deemed "unfit' to play at the band's farewell gig at Madison Square Gardens. But was seemingly match fit to join his buddies in sticking their heads up the arse of an orange paedo with brain damage. Quite a final historic pic. It's a shit business.
December 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Kiss drummer Peter Criss on the right there. He was deemed "unfit' to play at the band's farewell gig at Madison Square Gardens. But was seemingly match fit to join his buddies in sticking their heads up the arse of an orange paedo with brain damage. Quite a final historic pic. It's a shit business.
The Incompetent FBI Director Affair.
December 6, 2025 at 11:43 AM
The Incompetent FBI Director Affair.
"... This is DEFINITELY when the first bombs will drop.”
December 6, 2025 at 11:41 AM
"... This is DEFINITELY when the first bombs will drop.”
"Dear Vladimir, have you thought any more about coming on my chat show, The Late, Late Grift Show? It would be really fun & we could talk about...the...Deep...State and bloody cyclists. I've asked Alan Carr too & he said he'd think about it, but is a bit...busy. Hope you can make it...love, Liz xxx"
December 5, 2025 at 11:39 AM
"Dear Vladimir, have you thought any more about coming on my chat show, The Late, Late Grift Show? It would be really fun & we could talk about...the...Deep...State and bloody cyclists. I've asked Alan Carr too & he said he'd think about it, but is a bit...busy. Hope you can make it...love, Liz xxx"
Notably Ferridge didn't choose to mention Mrs. Brown's Boys in his bizarre diatribe on BBC comedy. Why? BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT A RACIST WOULD DO.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Notably Ferridge didn't choose to mention Mrs. Brown's Boys in his bizarre diatribe on BBC comedy. Why? BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT A RACIST WOULD DO.
I am surprised (and baffled) that Ferridge was dragging up Bernard Manning, Alf Garnett, Are You Being Served, earlier today, like a big, sulky child. As, a) he told Sarah Pascoe (with no irony whatsoever) that he doesn't like comedy & B) Mr. Grace isn't running for the PM job.
December 5, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I am surprised (and baffled) that Ferridge was dragging up Bernard Manning, Alf Garnett, Are You Being Served, earlier today, like a big, sulky child. As, a) he told Sarah Pascoe (with no irony whatsoever) that he doesn't like comedy & B) Mr. Grace isn't running for the PM job.
"I've got a letter here from my old school friend, Werner, who said you were always the perfect gentleman when we used to watch The Black & White Minstrel Show together, & you always made sure Jewish students were made to feel welcome in your 'fun bunker'. You can't say anything in this country now"
December 5, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"I've got a letter here from my old school friend, Werner, who said you were always the perfect gentleman when we used to watch The Black & White Minstrel Show together, & you always made sure Jewish students were made to feel welcome in your 'fun bunker'. You can't say anything in this country now"
Yusef has that look in his eye when he knows he's about to have his slimy, lying arse handed to him by someone in the audience who knows what they're talking about. His response? "You clearly weren't listening". Prick. #bbcqt
December 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Yusef has that look in his eye when he knows he's about to have his slimy, lying arse handed to him by someone in the audience who knows what they're talking about. His response? "You clearly weren't listening". Prick. #bbcqt
I maybe wrong here, but I seem to recall that the stupid phrase 'stop the boats' was conjured up by Sunak on the hoof. As he'd only just realised that Starmer was about to give a New Year speech & he needed to look like he knew what he was doing in a hurry. Now we're fucking stuck with it #bbcqt
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I maybe wrong here, but I seem to recall that the stupid phrase 'stop the boats' was conjured up by Sunak on the hoof. As he'd only just realised that Starmer was about to give a New Year speech & he needed to look like he knew what he was doing in a hurry. Now we're fucking stuck with it #bbcqt
Just for a second there, I imagined Lewis Goodall taking over the Nick Watt role when Derbyshire is on... #Newsnight
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Just for a second there, I imagined Lewis Goodall taking over the Nick Watt role when Derbyshire is on... #Newsnight
Stewart Lee: "I mean the BBC has a policy on their political programming, where in the interests of balance they have, on one side, someone who knows a bit about the subject at hand, and, on the other, someone who's wrong." #politicslive
December 2, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Stewart Lee: "I mean the BBC has a policy on their political programming, where in the interests of balance they have, on one side, someone who knows a bit about the subject at hand, and, on the other, someone who's wrong." #politicslive