Jack Byrom
jackbyrom.bsky.social
Jack Byrom
@jackbyrom.bsky.social
Unsolicited take haver
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looks like shit, thanks
I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:
December 19, 2025 at 8:13 PM
No y’all don’t understand, she didn’t mean “the president has an alcoholic’s personality” when she said the president has an alcoholic’s personality
December 16, 2025 at 3:29 PM
i don't claim to be perfect, but i cannot imagine the damage it does to someone's soul to have to excuse this kind of behavior on a daily basis.
December 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
looking great sir!
December 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
this is the kind of the thing you intentionally leak right before you fire your athletic director
Michigan had been alerted prior to Wednesday that Sherrone Moore was dealing with mental health issues yet Warde Manuel fired him alone with no HR rep and no security present, source told NBC Sports.
December 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
excuse me but that has been extensively covered previously
December 4, 2025 at 9:55 PM
the president would post a photo holding a paint chip with a thumbs up, and ben shaprio would film himself eating chips to own the libs
it is MIRACULOUS that we got rid of lead paint and asbestos when we did. if we had tried that today, there would be people whining about how we're restricting their rights.
Bring back residential-use lead paint, you cowards.
December 4, 2025 at 3:51 PM
far and away the best to ever do it
December 4, 2025 at 4:12 AM
this is disgusting and there’s no other way to say it. in any just society this would be his final broadcast.
Fox News' Will Cain: "I’m sure there are very honorable law-abiding upstanding citizens and contributors from the Somali community here in the United States, BUT..."

He goes on to say "we aren’t going to pretend here that all cultures are of equal value or the same."
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
December 3, 2025 at 2:39 PM
tag yourself I’m M A S T E R R 0 K S N
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
trump speaking at a rally via speakerphone held up to a mic. could not have less rizz.
"She hates Christianity" -- Trump rants on Mike Johnson's phone at a Van Epps rally
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
🤘🏻
imagine being 11-0 and everyone hates the team your playing and thinks the QB is overrated and they give you the work
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
republicans knew rfk jr was lying in his confirmation hearings and decided to just pretend he wasn't
November 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
the masculine tendency to crash out when you see a man with a beard
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 PM
i guess you only learn this kind of law (stupid) at yale
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
imagine being so stupid that an article iii judge has to tell you that you don't even have a real job
WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge dismisses cases against James Comey and Letitia James after finding that prosecutor was illegally appointed.
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Auburn head coach
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene says she's resigning from Congress — effective January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"intuit to incorporate feature that sometimes tells users to kill themselves" is the headline i personally would have suggested
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
i'm sincerely asking--has this *ever* happened before?
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.

Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
personally if I were accused of hanging around serial pedophiles on a regular basis I would probably not intervene to give an accused sex offender special treatment
November 18, 2025 at 2:21 PM
impeaching Emil Bove should be a democratic priority if they win back the house www.npr.org/2025/11/17/g...
Justice Department official told prosecutors that U.S. should 'just sink' drug boats
NPR interviews with current and former officials reveal more of the backstory around the military's strikes in the Caribbean.
www.npr.org
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“I went to the doctor but don’t know why” is definitely something you say when you have cognitive function
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.

Reporter: Was it your brain?

Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM