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jackie
@jackbarakat.bsky.social
· Dec 5
since drafts aren’t a thing here this is my draft thread. avert your eyes
order doordash > get fried > forget you ordered doordash > free food
May 17, 2025 at 2:25 PM
order doordash > get fried > forget you ordered doordash > free food
rewatched princess mononoke brb now i have to get shredded and live in the forest
April 10, 2025 at 3:04 PM
rewatched princess mononoke brb now i have to get shredded and live in the forest
sorry, what was that? i can’t hear you over my maladaptive daydream
April 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
sorry, what was that? i can’t hear you over my maladaptive daydream
if i had the money, the one thing i would do for myself is take vocal lessons
March 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
if i had the money, the one thing i would do for myself is take vocal lessons
living in nyc is like a humiliation ritual stg
February 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
living in nyc is like a humiliation ritual stg
choosing to wear glasses every day is so brave
January 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
choosing to wear glasses every day is so brave
gaslight, gate keep, mandala effect
January 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
gaslight, gate keep, mandala effect
do you ever just look at such a good looking man & immediately know 2 things
1) he’s probably the biggest douche
2) you would totally f him
1) he’s probably the biggest douche
2) you would totally f him
December 14, 2024 at 4:13 AM
do you ever just look at such a good looking man & immediately know 2 things
1) he’s probably the biggest douche
2) you would totally f him
1) he’s probably the biggest douche
2) you would totally f him
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by the santa clause rules luigi magione is now the ceo of united healthcare
December 13, 2024 at 2:29 AM
by the santa clause rules luigi magione is now the ceo of united healthcare
the government really thinks we’re all dumb like that huh
December 13, 2024 at 4:21 AM
the government really thinks we’re all dumb like that huh
*car sized drones in the sky*
general public: wtf are those and what are they doing here?
government: no idea :)) but if i were you i wouldn’t worry my pretty little head about it!
general public: wtf are those and what are they doing here?
government: no idea :)) but if i were you i wouldn’t worry my pretty little head about it!
December 13, 2024 at 4:21 AM
*car sized drones in the sky*
general public: wtf are those and what are they doing here?
government: no idea :)) but if i were you i wouldn’t worry my pretty little head about it!
general public: wtf are those and what are they doing here?
government: no idea :)) but if i were you i wouldn’t worry my pretty little head about it!
ope well i guess it’s time to rewatch dr who
December 6, 2024 at 3:31 PM
ope well i guess it’s time to rewatch dr who
starting the day off with a bang and by that i mean banging my head against the wall because i have to listen to my boss rave about trump
December 6, 2024 at 3:12 PM
starting the day off with a bang and by that i mean banging my head against the wall because i have to listen to my boss rave about trump
since drafts aren’t a thing here this is my draft thread. avert your eyes
December 5, 2024 at 10:22 PM
since drafts aren’t a thing here this is my draft thread. avert your eyes
thinking too much today
December 5, 2024 at 10:20 PM
thinking too much today
the apartment across from me put up a ring door bell and like i’m sorry but what the hell do you need to surveil? god i hate this surveillance state
December 5, 2024 at 9:20 PM
the apartment across from me put up a ring door bell and like i’m sorry but what the hell do you need to surveil? god i hate this surveillance state
nothing is quite as unpleasant as biting into food and the texture is not even remotely close to what food texture should be
December 4, 2024 at 10:31 PM
nothing is quite as unpleasant as biting into food and the texture is not even remotely close to what food texture should be
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5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
December 3, 2024 at 7:43 AM
5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
1. Snow
2. Red rum
3. Hyperactive kids
4. Big snuggly jumpers
5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.
spotify sucks so hard i had to move to apple music so I can’t even participate in sharing my spotify wrapped
December 4, 2024 at 3:28 PM
spotify sucks so hard i had to move to apple music so I can’t even participate in sharing my spotify wrapped
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you’re singing. the grinch literally just stole Christmas and you’re singing.
December 3, 2024 at 7:18 PM
you’re singing. the grinch literally just stole Christmas and you’re singing.