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Just going to post this today for no particular reason.
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Stop the slop.
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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We're going to be really speeding up adding testers from the waitlist as we work towards an open beta. If you're already on the list, make sure you're checking your spam folder, and if not, sign up at sprk.so!
Spark - Take back your timeline
Social media is addictive and manipulative. It's time for social that puts the user in control.
sprk.so
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Alright party people, 0.3.0 is finally out! The app's gone through a full makeover, we have a new photo and video editor, and we've changed our lexicon (with a way to convert legacy posts in settings)! This sets the stage for two big features we are currently finishing: sounds/music and feeds.
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Who better to fix Britain than the dickhead who broke it?
November 18, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Sending love to everyone who has lost someone to suicide. There is no wrong or right way to grieve. However lonely it feels please know you are not alone.

#InternationalSurvivorsOfSuicideLossDay
November 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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IT'S RACE WEEK IN VEGAS!! 🤩🎲✨

The Las Vegas Strip awaits... 💪

#F1 #LasVegasGP
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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As a married man, I have two missions in life.

To calm my wife down when she's mad and to make her mad when she's calm.
November 13, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.

They're calling it the Apollo G.
November 11, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Bottom of the league but…

“We can take positives from being top of our Vertu Trophy group”

Speechless.

#pafc
November 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Trump team is secretly handing out tax breaks to wealthy corporations: report
Trump team is secretly handing out tax breaks to wealthy corporations: report
Trump team is secretly handing out tax breaks to wealthy corporations: report
www.independent.co.uk
November 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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FT: Huddersfield Town 3-1 Plymouth Argyle.

Utterly depressing. Incredibly embarrassing. Absolutely pathetic.

Not fit to wear the shirt.

Full-time thoughts? 🤔

#pafc
November 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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We should have a national quiet day where everyone just shuts up for 24 hours.
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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I just saw this fella going up a hill with a wheelbarrow full of horseshoes, four-leaf clovers, and rabbit's feet...

I thought to myself, "He's really pushing his luck!"
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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IT'S RACE WEEK IN SAO PAULO!! 🇧🇷💨

Who here is excited for us to go racing in Brazil? 🙌

#F1 #BrazilGP
November 3, 2025 at 9:25 AM
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I don't resent poor people who use food stamps to buy another soft drink.

I resent rich people who take away the funds for food stamps to buy another yacht.
November 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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FT: Wycombe Wanderers 2-0 Plymouth Argyle

Argyle exit the FA Cup after a Cauley Woodrow double.

Full-time thoughts? 🤔

#pafc | #wwfc
November 1, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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If I were rich I would give most of my money to the poor.

But instead I'm poor so I give most of my money to the rich.
November 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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A rich Frenchman showed me his yachts.
"This is Un, this is Deux, this is Trois, this is Quatre, this is Six."

Me: "where's the fifth one?"

"Cinq."
November 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Happy Halloween!!! Have a spooky day!
October 31, 2025 at 8:50 AM
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What’s that coming over the hill? 👀

SHAUN THE SHEEP: THE BEAST OF MOSSY BOTTOM is a brand new movie coming to cinemas Halloween 2026!

#ShaunTheSheepMovie #ShauntheSheep #BeastOfMossyBottom
October 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Wishing you a wonderful 27th birthday, Lance 🥳🎂

#F1
October 29, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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To our friends in Jamaica: your beautiful island is loved across the world. Our hearts are with you as you face nature at its most destructive.
October 28, 2025 at 1:36 PM