Jacinta Tenoko
@jacintatenoko.bsky.social
I love cooking, nature and doing terrifying adrenaline activities like ziplines. Come on a journey with me via my skeets.
The Indian remix of Sleigh Ride just saved me from having a bad panic attack because i was halfway though one when it started playing in my head, and the ridiculous thought of panic + that song together actually brought me back to Earth lol
December 28, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The Indian remix of Sleigh Ride just saved me from having a bad panic attack because i was halfway though one when it started playing in my head, and the ridiculous thought of panic + that song together actually brought me back to Earth lol
It's bigger than that, Chris. It's large.
December 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
It's bigger than that, Chris. It's large.
today i almost sat on a $45,000 artwork because it looked like a chair
December 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
today i almost sat on a $45,000 artwork because it looked like a chair
I once knew a woman
Her name was Ms Clark
She lived by herself
In a flat by the park
She'd talk for a while
Then suddenly pause
Thank you mid-sentence
And then close the doors
1/2
#poem
Her name was Ms Clark
She lived by herself
In a flat by the park
She'd talk for a while
Then suddenly pause
Thank you mid-sentence
And then close the doors
1/2
#poem
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I once knew a woman
Her name was Ms Clark
She lived by herself
In a flat by the park
She'd talk for a while
Then suddenly pause
Thank you mid-sentence
And then close the doors
1/2
#poem
Her name was Ms Clark
She lived by herself
In a flat by the park
She'd talk for a while
Then suddenly pause
Thank you mid-sentence
And then close the doors
1/2
#poem
My old boss was extremely short.
Guess you could call her a micromanager.
Guess you could call her a micromanager.
December 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
My old boss was extremely short.
Guess you could call her a micromanager.
Guess you could call her a micromanager.
Reposted by Jacinta Tenoko
Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Scientists recently combined the DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
My partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage brings all the boys to the yard.
December 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
My partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverage brings all the boys to the yard.
Reposted by Jacinta Tenoko
apparently my ig ad profile is tuned perfectly
January 9, 2024 at 4:10 AM
apparently my ig ad profile is tuned perfectly
why do default microsoft fonts sound like upper class baby names?
"It's time for Tahoma and Calibri's cello lessons!"
"Gabriola do stop leaving your skis in the foyer!"
"Are you quite finished with your olive fork, Verdana?"
"It's time for Tahoma and Calibri's cello lessons!"
"Gabriola do stop leaving your skis in the foyer!"
"Are you quite finished with your olive fork, Verdana?"
December 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
why do default microsoft fonts sound like upper class baby names?
"It's time for Tahoma and Calibri's cello lessons!"
"Gabriola do stop leaving your skis in the foyer!"
"Are you quite finished with your olive fork, Verdana?"
"It's time for Tahoma and Calibri's cello lessons!"
"Gabriola do stop leaving your skis in the foyer!"
"Are you quite finished with your olive fork, Verdana?"
December 6, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I do have a family member who looks exactly like Edna Mode and I can't look at her the same way since having that realisation.
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I do have a family member who looks exactly like Edna Mode and I can't look at her the same way since having that realisation.
I really thought that this person was inside the tree cage thingy for a second haha
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I really thought that this person was inside the tree cage thingy for a second haha
I think that's a jellyfish that has washed up here 😲🙁
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I think that's a jellyfish that has washed up here 😲🙁
Hmm, I wonder what sort of person would buy THIS??
Oh yeah... me
Oh yeah... me
December 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Hmm, I wonder what sort of person would buy THIS??
Oh yeah... me
Oh yeah... me
"I'm a free spirit, I like to travel. You never know where I'm going to go next. Don't try to pin me down, I'm a wanderer at heart and that's what I'll always be."
-the fitted sheet on my bed if it could talk
-the fitted sheet on my bed if it could talk
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
"I'm a free spirit, I like to travel. You never know where I'm going to go next. Don't try to pin me down, I'm a wanderer at heart and that's what I'll always be."
-the fitted sheet on my bed if it could talk
-the fitted sheet on my bed if it could talk
I do love a good Moomin accoutrement.
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I do love a good Moomin accoutrement.
So apparently someone stole a Fabergé egg by swallowing it. That's going to hurt when it... you know... exits out the other end. Oof
December 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
So apparently someone stole a Fabergé egg by swallowing it. That's going to hurt when it... you know... exits out the other end. Oof
Almost certain I went to school with someone called William Wee
December 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Almost certain I went to school with someone called William Wee
We need to stop playing Shape of You, I've heard it too often and I don't like thinking about what the lyrics mean.
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
We need to stop playing Shape of You, I've heard it too often and I don't like thinking about what the lyrics mean.
quite a nice cabbage tree
November 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
quite a nice cabbage tree
Playing scrabble and they've got me looking up whether "munted" is in the dictionary 😑
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Playing scrabble and they've got me looking up whether "munted" is in the dictionary 😑
Millers in the 12th century be like:
Rise and grind
Rise and grind
November 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Millers in the 12th century be like:
Rise and grind
Rise and grind
Watching Gilmore Girls again and we definitely should've got a Lane Kim spinoff show. In a lot of ways, I think her life is actually more interesting than Rory's.
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Watching Gilmore Girls again and we definitely should've got a Lane Kim spinoff show. In a lot of ways, I think her life is actually more interesting than Rory's.