Taylor Ruddle Comedian
@taylorruddle.bsky.social
Stand up comedian from Christchurch, New Zealand. I love jokes and one liners. Check out www.taylorruddle.com to see upcoming gigs!
Just been in hospital, my neighbour texted me “get well soon”
I’m sick of him rubbing it in my face that he can afford landscaping.
I’m sick of him rubbing it in my face that he can afford landscaping.
July 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Just been in hospital, my neighbour texted me “get well soon”
I’m sick of him rubbing it in my face that he can afford landscaping.
I’m sick of him rubbing it in my face that he can afford landscaping.
Did you hear about the tiny wizard who only weighed 1/16th of a pound? They called him the wizard of oz.
July 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Did you hear about the tiny wizard who only weighed 1/16th of a pound? They called him the wizard of oz.
My optometrist showed me her vision board, I dunno why but she was manifesting a bunch of random letters of gradually descending size and increasing blurriness.
#joke #jokes #optometrist
#joke #jokes #optometrist
June 30, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My optometrist showed me her vision board, I dunno why but she was manifesting a bunch of random letters of gradually descending size and increasing blurriness.
#joke #jokes #optometrist
#joke #jokes #optometrist
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I was at a staff do and my boomer co-worker asked “Do you mind if I have a white wine?” I said “Sure” and he started complaining about the rates on his bach in Twizel.
June 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I was at a staff do and my boomer co-worker asked “Do you mind if I have a white wine?” I said “Sure” and he started complaining about the rates on his bach in Twizel.
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I really miss my old job at the video store, I could always get some action.
June 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I really miss my old job at the video store, I could always get some action.
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Just moved into a new place and the landlord said he wanted a bond, now we have a games night every Friday.
June 24, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Just moved into a new place and the landlord said he wanted a bond, now we have a games night every Friday.
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I love checking out the banned book display at the library, just got a great one about The Beatles.
June 24, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I love checking out the banned book display at the library, just got a great one about The Beatles.
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Home is where the heart is. Don’t tell the cops.
June 23, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Home is where the heart is. Don’t tell the cops.
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I went to KMart to get some potassium and was very disappointed.
June 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I went to KMart to get some potassium and was very disappointed.
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My wife keeps trying to argue about my bodybuilding regime but I'm trying to be the bigger person.
June 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
My wife keeps trying to argue about my bodybuilding regime but I'm trying to be the bigger person.
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I can’t stand tattoo artists, they really get under my skin.
June 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I can’t stand tattoo artists, they really get under my skin.
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A student emailed me asking for an extension on his essay. I replied, “Sure, make it as long as you like.”
June 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
A student emailed me asking for an extension on his essay. I replied, “Sure, make it as long as you like.”
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Lately I keep forgetting to put PDFs in my emails. Yeah, I’ve got attachment issues.
June 19, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Lately I keep forgetting to put PDFs in my emails. Yeah, I’ve got attachment issues.