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jabronlame.bsky.social
@jabronlame.bsky.social
Twitter Refugee :( shit post, complain, repeat❤️
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being on a public account got me nervous. I’m posting like normal spongebob and I apologize for that. give me some time and I’ll let the freak fly a little
some days I really LOVE being in Kansas City, Missouri.
December 31, 2024 at 9:46 AM
I watched three timotheè chalamet tik toks and now that’s all I get on the for you page
December 27, 2024 at 1:50 AM
wtf… Noah Eagle looks like THAT????
December 21, 2024 at 9:05 PM
where’s the chef? I want to f*ck the chef
December 21, 2024 at 2:06 PM
some days I got that shit on, some days I got that SHIT on
December 20, 2024 at 10:20 PM
december is the most forgettable month of the year. wtf am I doing? wtf was I doing at this time last year? who knows.
December 18, 2024 at 3:57 PM
iphone 16 pro battery is GARBAGE.
December 18, 2024 at 3:57 AM
about to do the dash on apple and verizon today. I’ve cooked up quite the finesse to get an upgrade
December 16, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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I've decided to enlist in the war on Christmas.
December 16, 2024 at 7:13 AM
I just found out Verizon is fuckin playing with me!!!! They discontinued my plan and re-released it for $10 a month cheaper YEARS AGO, but kept me on the DISCONTINUED more expensive plan!!!
December 16, 2024 at 6:10 PM
does chat gpt work better if you say please and thank you
December 12, 2024 at 6:03 PM
stucklostconfused.jpg
December 12, 2024 at 4:20 AM
put pumpkin seeds in the protein shake. mistake
December 11, 2024 at 7:25 PM
the masculine urge to risk my near perfect credit score to take out a WILD loan to start a business betting 100% on myself and putting myself in the feast or famine mentality for the next 2-5 years
December 10, 2024 at 6:21 PM
that was fuxked up
December 8, 2024 at 4:31 PM
i just watched the cops kill someone
December 8, 2024 at 4:28 PM
you know what’s ridiculous? $50 for a taper fade
December 7, 2024 at 2:00 PM
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Pixar rejected my Up sequel Down. Carl tying boulders to his house to drag it underground so he can rescue Ellie from hell “didn’t make sense” according to the suits. “Why is Ellie in hell? She didn’t commit any sins.” Yes she did, hubris
December 5, 2024 at 3:32 PM
I changed the battery in my 2 car key fobs today. plz clap.
December 5, 2024 at 9:12 PM
I wanna post that picture of that dude listening to the headphones plugged into that girls ass for spotify wrapped day, but that is a bit too crude for instagram.. and bluesky
December 4, 2024 at 7:52 PM
listening to my spotify wrapped playlist from this year, and I think I KINDA LIKE THESE SONGS!!!
December 4, 2024 at 6:41 PM
is a porch too much to ask for
December 4, 2024 at 4:02 PM
apparently aliens are coming and I just paid my property tax :/// sad
December 3, 2024 at 6:36 AM
redownloaded hinge out of curiosity and deleted it almost immediately
December 3, 2024 at 2:48 AM
I think I have to leave Kansas City
December 2, 2024 at 4:52 AM