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i heard a clip of the new lady gaga song—i know recession music when i hear it, trying to figure out which skincare products to stock up on
February 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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what the right wants free speech to be: saying slurs without any social consequences and getting jobs on how based you are

also what the right wants free speech to be. getting fired for being LGBTQ, brown, black, or a woman
February 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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"Libs went a little too far with trans rights so now you've forced us to stop looking for missing trans kids"
February 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Here's something to bless your feed.

He's just a lil guy.

(And a die-cut sticker version of him is coming soon to my shop).
February 7, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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fuck my cloaca
February 8, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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January 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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FLY EAGLES FLYYY
ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY
FIGHT EAGLES FIGHT
SCORE A TOUCHDOWN 1 2 3
HIT EM LOW
HIT EM HIGH
AND WATCH OUR EAGLES FLYYY
FLY EAGLES FLYYY
ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY
E-A-G-L-E-S!
EAGLES
January 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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January 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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greatest city on earth
January 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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It really feels like moving away from that firm ground is a kind of mirror image to a horrible normalisation of the idea that people deserve to get stuff quickly without leaving the house when there is no world in which that will be ethically viable
January 22, 2025 at 12:29 PM
The temp agency I work with just sent this email out. Only took 1 day and already bloodthirsty companies are trying to capitalize on the pain. I am beyond disgusted.
January 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Trying to find a happy medium between not knowing anything that's happening in the world and being pissed off all the time
November 17, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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This is so funny. Dems cooked themselves
January 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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gonna be bleak when liberals spend more time coming up with catchy nicknames for the gestapo rather than doing anything about it
January 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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January 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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While the Biden administration is trying to ban TikTok over concerns about “foreign influence operations,” the White House is working behind the scenes to use TikTok for its own foreign influence activities, and allowing some government employees to still use the app
Biden Administration Quietly Carves TikTok Ban Loophole for Itself, Leaked Document Shows
TikTok ban for thee but not for me
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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January 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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I just don’t understand how or why some parents are shocked their adult children don’t treat them like friends after spending eighteen years assuring them that you have no interest in being their friend.
January 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
My dog enjoyed the snow. I'm sad to be back at work today.
January 7, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Finishing the regular season with a dub!

BetMGM | #FlyEaglesFly
January 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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GLP-1 hormone research goes back to the 1970's, its testing to treat diabetes goes back to 1993, phase II clinical trials for Ozempic go back to 2008.

Your desire to see others punished for losing weight 'the wrong way' is ignorant, mean spirited, and most importantly a tired & lousy joke
can’t wait for all those class-action lawsuits in 5-10 years when we see what the actual long-term effects of ozempic are
January 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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I'm feeling nostalgic for a vacation that I'm 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 experiencing.
January 3, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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January 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM