Jaboopy
@jaboopy.bsky.social
I'm nice if you're not a shithead. | You do not need to do mental gymnastics to justify not liking someone or something, you can just not like it. If you don't like me, then that's fine. Leave. Vtuber-specific alt: @mintovaxx.bsky.social
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Jaboopy
@jaboopy.bsky.social
· Nov 3
For the record to those seeing my posts for the first time: I am a bit of a grouch on the surface level and come across as somewhat coarse. I have no plans to change this, but know that I'm not really an asshole, just loud mouthed and a bit cranky sometimes.
Played the Delta Green module Convergence with the group recently. decided to stay the night at the reservoir, alone, with my submachine gun and nvgs. woke up to lost time, and find out my lungs are gone and replaced with alien goop. aw, DAMNIT i did it again!
February 22, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Played the Delta Green module Convergence with the group recently. decided to stay the night at the reservoir, alone, with my submachine gun and nvgs. woke up to lost time, and find out my lungs are gone and replaced with alien goop. aw, DAMNIT i did it again!
Re: this.
fuckin uhhhh, the footage turned out shit and my mic sounded incomprehensibly bad, i need to fix OBS. friend group has decided we're gonna do V3 offline and instead record Ace Attorney dubs.
fuckin uhhhh, the footage turned out shit and my mic sounded incomprehensibly bad, i need to fix OBS. friend group has decided we're gonna do V3 offline and instead record Ace Attorney dubs.
I've officially got horrible content to create. Me and a few friends are doing a horrible fucked up evil joke dub of Danganronpa V3 and I'm recording it and will be creating a highlight reel. This will release eventually. The prologue took 4 entire hours to finish. God help us all.
January 3, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Re: this.
fuckin uhhhh, the footage turned out shit and my mic sounded incomprehensibly bad, i need to fix OBS. friend group has decided we're gonna do V3 offline and instead record Ace Attorney dubs.
fuckin uhhhh, the footage turned out shit and my mic sounded incomprehensibly bad, i need to fix OBS. friend group has decided we're gonna do V3 offline and instead record Ace Attorney dubs.
yknow i dont think ive mentioned this more than in an offhanded manner on here but im trying to get back into FFXIV right now. i am very easily distracted, though, which is making this difficult because MGSV keeps dragging me back kicking and screaming.
January 3, 2025 at 5:42 AM
yknow i dont think ive mentioned this more than in an offhanded manner on here but im trying to get back into FFXIV right now. i am very easily distracted, though, which is making this difficult because MGSV keeps dragging me back kicking and screaming.
gonna shout from the rooftops once again:
ACHIEVEMENTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HARD, THAT'S WHY THEY'RE ACHIEVEMENTS. YOU HAVE TO ACHIEVE SOMETHING. IF YOU DONT HAVE THE TIME OR ENERGY TO GET A HARD ACHIEVEMENT THEN DONT GET IT, IDIOT.
ACHIEVEMENTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HARD, THAT'S WHY THEY'RE ACHIEVEMENTS. YOU HAVE TO ACHIEVE SOMETHING. IF YOU DONT HAVE THE TIME OR ENERGY TO GET A HARD ACHIEVEMENT THEN DONT GET IT, IDIOT.
People being mad that the rarest of the Caves of Qud achievements are hard/tedious to get.
"The devs made an insanely bad decision"
Over an achievement? You sure? You sure that was us and not you making bad decisions
"The devs made an insanely bad decision"
Over an achievement? You sure? You sure that was us and not you making bad decisions
December 31, 2024 at 1:08 AM
gonna shout from the rooftops once again:
ACHIEVEMENTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HARD, THAT'S WHY THEY'RE ACHIEVEMENTS. YOU HAVE TO ACHIEVE SOMETHING. IF YOU DONT HAVE THE TIME OR ENERGY TO GET A HARD ACHIEVEMENT THEN DONT GET IT, IDIOT.
ACHIEVEMENTS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HARD, THAT'S WHY THEY'RE ACHIEVEMENTS. YOU HAVE TO ACHIEVE SOMETHING. IF YOU DONT HAVE THE TIME OR ENERGY TO GET A HARD ACHIEVEMENT THEN DONT GET IT, IDIOT.
I've officially got horrible content to create. Me and a few friends are doing a horrible fucked up evil joke dub of Danganronpa V3 and I'm recording it and will be creating a highlight reel. This will release eventually. The prologue took 4 entire hours to finish. God help us all.
December 29, 2024 at 9:06 PM
I've officially got horrible content to create. Me and a few friends are doing a horrible fucked up evil joke dub of Danganronpa V3 and I'm recording it and will be creating a highlight reel. This will release eventually. The prologue took 4 entire hours to finish. God help us all.
I got back into ffxiv
December 23, 2024 at 8:45 PM
I got back into ffxiv
i saw some marvel rivals edit with this vid and knew instantly what i had to do.
December 20, 2024 at 1:12 PM
i saw some marvel rivals edit with this vid and knew instantly what i had to do.
I binged like, 5 entire yakuza games or so, and put another like 400-ish hours into Metal Gear Solid 5 this year. lotta fuckin metals were gear'd
December 19, 2024 at 11:25 AM
I binged like, 5 entire yakuza games or so, and put another like 400-ish hours into Metal Gear Solid 5 this year. lotta fuckin metals were gear'd
This may genuinely be my magnum opus of sentences that leave my mouth.
December 8, 2024 at 7:42 AM
This may genuinely be my magnum opus of sentences that leave my mouth.
Reposted by Jaboopy
November 28, 2024 at 12:16 AM
i think two of my all time most iconic no-context quotes are "YOU CANT TEEHEE PERO YOUR WAY OUTTA THIS ONE, WOMAN!" and "Bro you're not just a pussy, you're an entire vagina."
November 19, 2024 at 10:02 AM
i think two of my all time most iconic no-context quotes are "YOU CANT TEEHEE PERO YOUR WAY OUTTA THIS ONE, WOMAN!" and "Bro you're not just a pussy, you're an entire vagina."
i quit FFXIV probably ~6 months prior to the drop of Dawntrail and honestly havent looked at the game since. i played that game for 10 years and honestly i cant bring myself to even think about going back. MMOs dont hit the same anymore.
November 19, 2024 at 9:51 AM
i quit FFXIV probably ~6 months prior to the drop of Dawntrail and honestly havent looked at the game since. i played that game for 10 years and honestly i cant bring myself to even think about going back. MMOs dont hit the same anymore.
i should do martial arts or some shit.
November 19, 2024 at 9:48 AM
i should do martial arts or some shit.
idk what it is with me but sometimes i have times in my life where i just have a spiritual craving to get in a fist fight and i wish i had a way to actually do that without getting arrested.
November 19, 2024 at 9:48 AM
idk what it is with me but sometimes i have times in my life where i just have a spiritual craving to get in a fist fight and i wish i had a way to actually do that without getting arrested.
Pekora has been nominated for creator of the year at the game awards. now i'm not saying that Kojima did it, but it is a well known fact that Geoffrey "Gay Awards" Keighley bottoms for Hideo "Big Dick Game Man" Kojima and will do anything to please him.
November 18, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Pekora has been nominated for creator of the year at the game awards. now i'm not saying that Kojima did it, but it is a well known fact that Geoffrey "Gay Awards" Keighley bottoms for Hideo "Big Dick Game Man" Kojima and will do anything to please him.
update: i have settled on the name John Handjob Kellogg. this name is funny to me, and if you know anything about John Harvey Kellogg then you know why this is funny.
im trying to workshop the worst screen name possible to use in a discord server. so far i've got XxX_ButtFuckBastard_XxX, XxX_BigFuckinEurethra_XxX, Shart Simpson, Lewis "Longer" Donger, and Cromulent Fuckcrustable, but im sure i can do better. open to suggestions.
November 18, 2024 at 7:53 AM
update: i have settled on the name John Handjob Kellogg. this name is funny to me, and if you know anything about John Harvey Kellogg then you know why this is funny.
im trying to workshop the worst screen name possible to use in a discord server. so far i've got XxX_ButtFuckBastard_XxX, XxX_BigFuckinEurethra_XxX, Shart Simpson, Lewis "Longer" Donger, and Cromulent Fuckcrustable, but im sure i can do better. open to suggestions.
November 18, 2024 at 7:06 AM
im trying to workshop the worst screen name possible to use in a discord server. so far i've got XxX_ButtFuckBastard_XxX, XxX_BigFuckinEurethra_XxX, Shart Simpson, Lewis "Longer" Donger, and Cromulent Fuckcrustable, but im sure i can do better. open to suggestions.
petition to refer to posts on bluesky as "Bleats"
November 10, 2024 at 2:51 PM
petition to refer to posts on bluesky as "Bleats"
watching Arcane with my boyfriend, S1 slapped, S2 is great so far. audible shouts of "YEAH!" were had when them bitches gay
November 10, 2024 at 2:50 PM
watching Arcane with my boyfriend, S1 slapped, S2 is great so far. audible shouts of "YEAH!" were had when them bitches gay
reminder that the usual military service age is dudes in their early 20s, which means lots of weebs. I'm trying to say that there's a non-zero chance we one day get video of a door breach followed by shouts of "IT'S MOOMIN' TIME!" and i think that's funny ngl
November 10, 2024 at 7:02 AM
reminder that the usual military service age is dudes in their early 20s, which means lots of weebs. I'm trying to say that there's a non-zero chance we one day get video of a door breach followed by shouts of "IT'S MOOMIN' TIME!" and i think that's funny ngl
IDK what it is about old manga but sometimes it just has the most fucked up proportions and I adore it. Yaoi Hands, Shoujo Legs, whatever the fuck this Long Dennis-looking MF is in image 3, it's the funniest shit ever to me.
November 10, 2024 at 6:49 AM
IDK what it is about old manga but sometimes it just has the most fucked up proportions and I adore it. Yaoi Hands, Shoujo Legs, whatever the fuck this Long Dennis-looking MF is in image 3, it's the funniest shit ever to me.
i think that the funniest realization i've had in a long time is that while on paper i'm bisexual, in terms of practical application i'm just straight up gay because romantic relationships with women just dont vibe for me for some reason.... which really explains some things from my younger years.
November 7, 2024 at 11:53 PM
i think that the funniest realization i've had in a long time is that while on paper i'm bisexual, in terms of practical application i'm just straight up gay because romantic relationships with women just dont vibe for me for some reason.... which really explains some things from my younger years.
Kazuma "The Dragon of Dojima" Kiryu shocks the world and suddenly sweeps the US Election!!!
I made this edit. I will not be commenting further on the US Presidential Election, I dont talk about that shit publicly.
I made this edit. I will not be commenting further on the US Presidential Election, I dont talk about that shit publicly.
November 6, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Kazuma "The Dragon of Dojima" Kiryu shocks the world and suddenly sweeps the US Election!!!
I made this edit. I will not be commenting further on the US Presidential Election, I dont talk about that shit publicly.
I made this edit. I will not be commenting further on the US Presidential Election, I dont talk about that shit publicly.