Jabobby Shmurda
@jabobbyshmurda.bsky.social
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Congress basically doesn’t exist at this point
October 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Congress basically doesn’t exist at this point
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Yeah, this is really not great
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
July 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Yeah, this is really not great
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July 20, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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The orange beast wails—about football names, faucets, flags—anything to drown out the drums of reckoning. But the Epstein files whisper louder than his lies. The hour is near. No gold tower, no loyal mob, no name-change rage will save him. The truth remembers. And it is hungry. #EpsteinFiles
July 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
The orange beast wails—about football names, faucets, flags—anything to drown out the drums of reckoning. But the Epstein files whisper louder than his lies. The hour is near. No gold tower, no loyal mob, no name-change rage will save him. The truth remembers. And it is hungry. #EpsteinFiles
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One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP
June 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP
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Sending 1 smooch to anyone who reacts/shares this 😇🌸
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March 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Sending 1 smooch to anyone who reacts/shares this 😇🌸
#bskybaddies #bluesky #nsfw #nsfwbsky #nsfwbluesky #realnsfw #goonsky #petite #pale #egirl #gothgirl #lewd #boobies #onlyfans #chaturbate #nude #tattooed #altgirl #porn #adultcontent
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Hey, I've got an aces idea! Let's dismantle the FBI, put a Kremlin asset in charge of the DNI, and then bomb Iran! What could possibly go wrong?
March 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Hey, I've got an aces idea! Let's dismantle the FBI, put a Kremlin asset in charge of the DNI, and then bomb Iran! What could possibly go wrong?
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why would I have a kid when I can spend that money on cigarettes and liquor????
March 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
why would I have a kid when I can spend that money on cigarettes and liquor????
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the rice-frying shrimp have unionized. good
March 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
the rice-frying shrimp have unionized. good
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You mean like Bud Light?
March 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
You mean like Bud Light?
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One of my Radical Leftist opinions is the government shouldn't be able to deprive anyone of life, liberty, or property without due process of law
March 20, 2025 at 12:21 AM
One of my Radical Leftist opinions is the government shouldn't be able to deprive anyone of life, liberty, or property without due process of law
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This is a no debate zone. What we are doing here is forging an impenetrable echo chamber comprised of people who are friendly, cool and (this part is redundant) like alternative rock
February 19, 2025 at 5:41 AM
This is a no debate zone. What we are doing here is forging an impenetrable echo chamber comprised of people who are friendly, cool and (this part is redundant) like alternative rock
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Gonna need them to get acquainted with the billboard radio charts from 1996 thru 2001 so they'll understand my references
January 19, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Gonna need them to get acquainted with the billboard radio charts from 1996 thru 2001 so they'll understand my references
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Can't imagine the youth will be too bummed about their high energy video app being banned when they can just log onto blue sky and read sentences written by elder millennials
January 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Can't imagine the youth will be too bummed about their high energy video app being banned when they can just log onto blue sky and read sentences written by elder millennials
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Don't worry GenZ, just do what previous generations did when bored:
1. Vandalism & property destruction
2. Recreational substance & alcohol use in the woods
3. Look at pornography (also in the woods)
4. Smoke cigarettes behind a shed
5. Go to war
6. Be in a montage
1. Vandalism & property destruction
2. Recreational substance & alcohol use in the woods
3. Look at pornography (also in the woods)
4. Smoke cigarettes behind a shed
5. Go to war
6. Be in a montage
January 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Don't worry GenZ, just do what previous generations did when bored:
1. Vandalism & property destruction
2. Recreational substance & alcohol use in the woods
3. Look at pornography (also in the woods)
4. Smoke cigarettes behind a shed
5. Go to war
6. Be in a montage
1. Vandalism & property destruction
2. Recreational substance & alcohol use in the woods
3. Look at pornography (also in the woods)
4. Smoke cigarettes behind a shed
5. Go to war
6. Be in a montage
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NEW: The House Ethics Committee voted secretly earlier this month to release the Gaetz report by the end of the term. www.cnn.com/2024/12/18/p...
In reversal, key House panel votes to release Matt Gaetz ethics report | CNN Politics
The House Ethics Committee secretly voted earlier this month to release its report into the conduct of former Rep. Matt Gaetz before the end of this Congress, according to multiple sources with knowle...
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December 18, 2024 at 3:37 PM
NEW: The House Ethics Committee voted secretly earlier this month to release the Gaetz report by the end of the term. www.cnn.com/2024/12/18/p...
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your tired, your poor (in health)
December 18, 2024 at 5:56 PM
your tired, your poor (in health)
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Josh Shapiro called the McDonald’s employee who reported Luigi Mangione a “hero.”
She will NOT get the $10,000 reward money because she called 911 instead of the tip line.
By the way, Josh Shapiro got $15,000 in donations from United Healthcare last year.
Numbers are fun.
She will NOT get the $10,000 reward money because she called 911 instead of the tip line.
By the way, Josh Shapiro got $15,000 in donations from United Healthcare last year.
Numbers are fun.
December 16, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Josh Shapiro called the McDonald’s employee who reported Luigi Mangione a “hero.”
She will NOT get the $10,000 reward money because she called 911 instead of the tip line.
By the way, Josh Shapiro got $15,000 in donations from United Healthcare last year.
Numbers are fun.
She will NOT get the $10,000 reward money because she called 911 instead of the tip line.
By the way, Josh Shapiro got $15,000 in donations from United Healthcare last year.
Numbers are fun.
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a mistake a lot of people make when they go on a christmas adventure is learning the true meaning of christmas. if you don't learn it you get to go on another christmas adventure the next year, you basically just keep getting free christmas adventures as long as you don't learn anything.
December 16, 2024 at 6:08 AM
a mistake a lot of people make when they go on a christmas adventure is learning the true meaning of christmas. if you don't learn it you get to go on another christmas adventure the next year, you basically just keep getting free christmas adventures as long as you don't learn anything.
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"More people died from homelessness than homicide in Nashville this year.”
A friend shared this photo from yesterday's memorial at Riverfront Park.
A friend shared this photo from yesterday's memorial at Riverfront Park.
December 15, 2024 at 5:05 PM
"More people died from homelessness than homicide in Nashville this year.”
A friend shared this photo from yesterday's memorial at Riverfront Park.
A friend shared this photo from yesterday's memorial at Riverfront Park.