jabml.bsky.social
@jabml.bsky.social
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hour #4 hunched over my big red plastic ipad w/ headphones at carrabbas watching analysis tubers yell at bojack horseman like hes a real guy
December 19, 2024 at 4:17 AM
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tom petty should be played by tilda swinton
December 18, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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Why would she do such a thing??
December 12, 2024 at 12:23 PM
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December 10, 2024 at 11:52 AM
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no way
November 15, 2024 at 8:01 PM
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the orcas are thrifting and doing nostalgia
November 27, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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preparing for my annual thanksgiving tradition of brining a turkey in a 50/50 mix of kratom and johnny walker and then pan-frying that sum'bitch till it turns black
November 27, 2024 at 1:37 AM
Save the silica gel packets you can fill up a big beanbag chair free or a waterbed
November 25, 2024 at 6:10 PM
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In Bismarck for a show. Saw a wall that forbade kissing. Went to a restaurant that had a wall of kisses. We asked the waitress if it was a North Dakota thing and she looked aghast. “But there’s one across the street and one here,” we said. “That has nothing to do with ours,” she replied
November 20, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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agreed. I have basically been pressured to pretend to be gay on here and do not feel safe disclosing my wretched wife to my adoring public
Twitter/X is terrible but there’s a disdain toward straight men on here.

This might not be our scene either 🤷🏾‍♂️
November 21, 2024 at 4:46 PM
why does using the bathroom on the clock feel like getting away with something
November 22, 2024 at 2:31 PM