Jordan 📚
@jaaaygilbert.bsky.social
27 | she/her | 666 is my lucky number. Posting books and rambling about theatre
ICYMI, in a celebration of human art in an age of AI slop, a Redditor’s humble fanart went super viral. They posted the pic in the center with a caption to the effect of “this perspective is hard,” prompting hundreds to try the pose themselves and post their own impressive or imperfect results
November 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
ICYMI, in a celebration of human art in an age of AI slop, a Redditor’s humble fanart went super viral. They posted the pic in the center with a caption to the effect of “this perspective is hard,” prompting hundreds to try the pose themselves and post their own impressive or imperfect results
This is perhaps the worst way to describe a woman I’ve ever read
November 17, 2025 at 6:00 AM
This is perhaps the worst way to describe a woman I’ve ever read
I forgot to add my red side-shave moment from 2022. This happened too
Partial shave is a tremendous bitch to grow out and I do not recommend it
Also, in summer 2022 my skin looked nicer than it literally ever did before and ever has since, and I have no idea why. Rip 2022 skin, I miss you
Partial shave is a tremendous bitch to grow out and I do not recommend it
Also, in summer 2022 my skin looked nicer than it literally ever did before and ever has since, and I have no idea why. Rip 2022 skin, I miss you
November 16, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I forgot to add my red side-shave moment from 2022. This happened too
Partial shave is a tremendous bitch to grow out and I do not recommend it
Also, in summer 2022 my skin looked nicer than it literally ever did before and ever has since, and I have no idea why. Rip 2022 skin, I miss you
Partial shave is a tremendous bitch to grow out and I do not recommend it
Also, in summer 2022 my skin looked nicer than it literally ever did before and ever has since, and I have no idea why. Rip 2022 skin, I miss you
Two separate people in the cast of this show have not remembered me despite meeting me (like, multiple times, across multiple previous rehearsal processes) and I just keep saying “I get it I change my hair a lot”
So I felt like it was time to update Ye Olde Collage
So I felt like it was time to update Ye Olde Collage
November 16, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Two separate people in the cast of this show have not remembered me despite meeting me (like, multiple times, across multiple previous rehearsal processes) and I just keep saying “I get it I change my hair a lot”
So I felt like it was time to update Ye Olde Collage
So I felt like it was time to update Ye Olde Collage
I’m just gonna present this one straight from the screenshots
November 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I’m just gonna present this one straight from the screenshots
Good time for this painting
John Brosio, “Dinosaurs Eating the CEO” (2013)
John Brosio, “Dinosaurs Eating the CEO” (2013)
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Good time for this painting
John Brosio, “Dinosaurs Eating the CEO” (2013)
John Brosio, “Dinosaurs Eating the CEO” (2013)
I’m still trying to get through the rest of Ken Follett’s Kingsbridge saga but this bit about a Black man who was previously enslaved (plot complications likely to arise by which he will be enslaved once more OR killed— remains to be seen) just made me wince and say “ohhhh buddy” out loud
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I’m still trying to get through the rest of Ken Follett’s Kingsbridge saga but this bit about a Black man who was previously enslaved (plot complications likely to arise by which he will be enslaved once more OR killed— remains to be seen) just made me wince and say “ohhhh buddy” out loud
Indeed is a wild and lawless place
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Indeed is a wild and lawless place
I invested in a $25 dry erase calendar to keep track of how many words I write per day, with the intention of posting it monthly for accountability, and it’s been immediately helpful tbh
Eventually I may aim to reach a min of words per day/week, but for now I’m just building habits and avoiding 0s!
Eventually I may aim to reach a min of words per day/week, but for now I’m just building habits and avoiding 0s!
October 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I invested in a $25 dry erase calendar to keep track of how many words I write per day, with the intention of posting it monthly for accountability, and it’s been immediately helpful tbh
Eventually I may aim to reach a min of words per day/week, but for now I’m just building habits and avoiding 0s!
Eventually I may aim to reach a min of words per day/week, but for now I’m just building habits and avoiding 0s!
🎶I love to cry at weddings, anybody's wedding
Any time! Anywhere! Anyplace!🎶
Any time! Anywhere! Anyplace!🎶
October 12, 2025 at 12:23 AM
🎶I love to cry at weddings, anybody's wedding
Any time! Anywhere! Anyplace!🎶
Any time! Anywhere! Anyplace!🎶
I hate meta but I can NEVER get rid of my Facebook
October 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I hate meta but I can NEVER get rid of my Facebook
Me slam dunking between “this is going great” “this whole thing is terrible” “wow I can’t believe I have almost 150 pages I’m making such good progress” “this is awful it’s all shit I can’t use any of this”
October 8, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Me slam dunking between “this is going great” “this whole thing is terrible” “wow I can’t believe I have almost 150 pages I’m making such good progress” “this is awful it’s all shit I can’t use any of this”
My friend got a new partner no one has ever met or seen or knows anything about
![A text thread:
Person 1: I have more questions than answers.
Person 2: Yeah same, girl. I also can’t find [PARTNER’S NAME] on any social media.
Person 1: Does he… does he… go to another school?
Person 2: Like, metaphorically or literally?
Person 1: I mean is he… [FRIEND]’s girlfriend from Canada? Is his name George Glass? Are we picking up what I’m putting down? Is [PARTNER’S NAME] a real person lol](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yq2teomfbvrxg3hohfoiiqih/bafkreiarzdlftjyqiqxfguesrauf7vi6s2fxsbque42a66x2ej6the4hzu@jpeg)
October 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My friend got a new partner no one has ever met or seen or knows anything about
Longhand writing stuff out is patently not a good memorization tool, but when I need to work silently, it’s *something*
But I hate wasting the paper? So I’ll just write it over and over itself until it looks like something you’d find in a horror movie ✨😌 it’s very normal
But I hate wasting the paper? So I’ll just write it over and over itself until it looks like something you’d find in a horror movie ✨😌 it’s very normal
October 7, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Longhand writing stuff out is patently not a good memorization tool, but when I need to work silently, it’s *something*
But I hate wasting the paper? So I’ll just write it over and over itself until it looks like something you’d find in a horror movie ✨😌 it’s very normal
But I hate wasting the paper? So I’ll just write it over and over itself until it looks like something you’d find in a horror movie ✨😌 it’s very normal
The timing didn’t work out the way the director expected at rehearsal last week so a good portion of our cast sat around for like an hour, it happens. It gave me SO much time to stare at this Rorschach blot of a pillow and have it stare back at me
Like— are we— we’re seeing the same thing right
Like— are we— we’re seeing the same thing right
October 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The timing didn’t work out the way the director expected at rehearsal last week so a good portion of our cast sat around for like an hour, it happens. It gave me SO much time to stare at this Rorschach blot of a pillow and have it stare back at me
Like— are we— we’re seeing the same thing right
Like— are we— we’re seeing the same thing right
I’ve been a big fan of making what I’ve been calling Not-Charcuterie Plates on days when I’m at home and can placidly graze my way through breakfast/brunch/lunch
October 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I’ve been a big fan of making what I’ve been calling Not-Charcuterie Plates on days when I’m at home and can placidly graze my way through breakfast/brunch/lunch
Opening the fridge post-workout to refill my water bottle and seeing all my little snacks
October 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Opening the fridge post-workout to refill my water bottle and seeing all my little snacks
“Dear Enemy” finished, I am hoping to make solid progress on the other book I brought with me for this very, very slow day at work
October 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“Dear Enemy” finished, I am hoping to make solid progress on the other book I brought with me for this very, very slow day at work
Two types in this world
October 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Two types in this world
Made this exact face to multiple lyrics
October 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Made this exact face to multiple lyrics
Okay this is my last last thought on this train (the train has brakes I swear it does it has to god I hope it does)
I think attempting to rehabilitate this text as something other than what it is, when THIS is the author (whom you’re paying to put the show on), is probably misguided at minimum
I think attempting to rehabilitate this text as something other than what it is, when THIS is the author (whom you’re paying to put the show on), is probably misguided at minimum
October 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Okay this is my last last thought on this train (the train has brakes I swear it does it has to god I hope it does)
I think attempting to rehabilitate this text as something other than what it is, when THIS is the author (whom you’re paying to put the show on), is probably misguided at minimum
I think attempting to rehabilitate this text as something other than what it is, when THIS is the author (whom you’re paying to put the show on), is probably misguided at minimum
I’ve been a fake theatre fan until now but I’m finally fixing that
September 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I’ve been a fake theatre fan until now but I’m finally fixing that
My boss is a “uses cute little book marks designed specifically to be used as bookmarks” person and today she caught me using a long-since eaten pouch of Welch’s fruit snacks as a bookmark
Worst part? I’ve been using this same fruit snack bag as a bookmark for like 3 books and 2000 pages now
Worst part? I’ve been using this same fruit snack bag as a bookmark for like 3 books and 2000 pages now
September 26, 2025 at 4:15 AM
My boss is a “uses cute little book marks designed specifically to be used as bookmarks” person and today she caught me using a long-since eaten pouch of Welch’s fruit snacks as a bookmark
Worst part? I’ve been using this same fruit snack bag as a bookmark for like 3 books and 2000 pages now
Worst part? I’ve been using this same fruit snack bag as a bookmark for like 3 books and 2000 pages now
Mine fired me because I started doing Too Good (hit some life milestones and had some things worth being proud of but still fundamentally depressed)
September 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Mine fired me because I started doing Too Good (hit some life milestones and had some things worth being proud of but still fundamentally depressed)