john 🍉
@jaaahhnnn.bsky.social
i am a guy who likes to hang out. he/him.
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sometimes when you're very overdue on doing laundry, your only shirts available are your worst shirt, for obvious reasons, and your favorite shirt, which you have reserved in case of emergency. this is known as the Launderer's Paradox and may result in you wearing your favorite shirt to walgreens
August 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
sometimes when you're very overdue on doing laundry, your only shirts available are your worst shirt, for obvious reasons, and your favorite shirt, which you have reserved in case of emergency. this is known as the Launderer's Paradox and may result in you wearing your favorite shirt to walgreens
i relate heavily with this guy fr
November 22, 2024 at 4:09 PM
i relate heavily with this guy fr
a high-protein diet will have your guts sounding like an old wooden ship creaking in the dead of night
November 21, 2024 at 8:12 PM
a high-protein diet will have your guts sounding like an old wooden ship creaking in the dead of night
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i am the Globglogabgalab
November 17, 2024 at 4:17 AM
i am the Globglogabgalab
he is sitting inside my belt
November 17, 2024 at 3:58 AM
he is sitting inside my belt
sobering up….ouughhh
November 17, 2024 at 3:20 AM
sobering up….ouughhh
drunk tweeting is dead…long live drunk blueskying…………
November 16, 2024 at 11:33 PM
drunk tweeting is dead…long live drunk blueskying…………
you come to me girthless…on fat cock frid- oh shit it’s saturday
November 16, 2024 at 11:32 PM
you come to me girthless…on fat cock frid- oh shit it’s saturday
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Yeah I was on bsky when it was invite only, I'm part of a pretty selective few, otherwise known as "social media addicted losers"
November 15, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Yeah I was on bsky when it was invite only, I'm part of a pretty selective few, otherwise known as "social media addicted losers"
dreamt i was back in high school doing solo and ensemble competitions and one of my opps from high school did really poorly and i actually did kind of well
November 16, 2024 at 12:06 PM
dreamt i was back in high school doing solo and ensemble competitions and one of my opps from high school did really poorly and i actually did kind of well
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“Crack open a cold one — it’s Friday once again.”
-Jon Bois
-Jon Bois
November 16, 2024 at 12:09 AM
“Crack open a cold one — it’s Friday once again.”
-Jon Bois
-Jon Bois
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A cool thing about the South is that you'll see a huge pickup truck with a giant sticker on the back glass that says:
ℑ𝔫 𝔯𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣
"𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐒”
"𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 ‘𝓮𝓶 𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓼 𝓾𝓹"
𝟙𝟡𝟡𝟝-𝟚𝟘𝟙𝟡
♱
ℑ𝔫 𝔯𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣
"𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐒”
"𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 ‘𝓮𝓶 𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓼 𝓾𝓹"
𝟙𝟡𝟡𝟝-𝟚𝟘𝟙𝟡
♱
July 2, 2023 at 3:39 AM
A cool thing about the South is that you'll see a huge pickup truck with a giant sticker on the back glass that says:
ℑ𝔫 𝔯𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣
"𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐒”
"𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 ‘𝓮𝓶 𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓼 𝓾𝓹"
𝟙𝟡𝟡𝟝-𝟚𝟘𝟙𝟡
♱
ℑ𝔫 𝔯𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔟𝔯𝔞𝔫𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣
"𝐂𝐎𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐒”
"𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴 ‘𝓮𝓶 𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵𝓼 𝓾𝓹"
𝟙𝟡𝟡𝟝-𝟚𝟘𝟙𝟡
♱
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yep we're screwed
November 8, 2024 at 8:10 PM
yep we're screwed
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I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.
November 7, 2024 at 3:55 PM
I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.
forearm pump lowkey the best pump to feel out of them all imo
November 8, 2024 at 12:10 AM
forearm pump lowkey the best pump to feel out of them all imo
moved this app into the place where i used to have twitter in the hopes that through muscle memory i will just end up posting on here more regularly
November 7, 2024 at 10:33 PM
moved this app into the place where i used to have twitter in the hopes that through muscle memory i will just end up posting on here more regularly
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in these trying times, it's more important than ever to post lunch
November 7, 2024 at 5:48 PM
in these trying times, it's more important than ever to post lunch
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it’s been over a year does Bluesky still not have group dms or am i stupid
I think the only way I’ll use this app regularly is when 1) DMs/group DMs become a thing, and 2) twitter actually dies
October 20, 2024 at 3:57 AM
it’s been over a year does Bluesky still not have group dms or am i stupid
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fuck the new york yankees bro
October 20, 2024 at 3:54 AM
fuck the new york yankees bro