Chonkyfire
@j4sonturner.bsky.social
Stuck behind enemy lines. MAGA City, State of Depression, Divided Dictatorship of America.
Today is impeachable. Just sweep the midterms. If elections still work anyway.
May 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Today is impeachable. Just sweep the midterms. If elections still work anyway.
May 21, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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This is one of the cowardly Brownshirt collaborators who let ICE run roughshod over Worcester. Name and shame him. Patrick Hanlon. #PatrickHanlon #NaziCollaborator
It is the duty of the police to protect their community, not to assist in a kidnapping.
It is the duty of the police to protect their community, not to assist in a kidnapping.
May 14, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This is one of the cowardly Brownshirt collaborators who let ICE run roughshod over Worcester. Name and shame him. Patrick Hanlon. #PatrickHanlon #NaziCollaborator
It is the duty of the police to protect their community, not to assist in a kidnapping.
It is the duty of the police to protect their community, not to assist in a kidnapping.
I’m just an aging Gen-Xer trying to figure out what the hip kids are calling groceries these days.
May 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I’m just an aging Gen-Xer trying to figure out what the hip kids are calling groceries these days.
I’m beginning to think my Roomba ran away from home.
April 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I’m beginning to think my Roomba ran away from home.
If you’re unlucky enough to get into a predicament where you MUST eat chain pizza, I swear to Christ you can literally taste end stage capitalism.
Everything in America has fallen off except the profit margin.
Everything in America has fallen off except the profit margin.
April 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
If you’re unlucky enough to get into a predicament where you MUST eat chain pizza, I swear to Christ you can literally taste end stage capitalism.
Everything in America has fallen off except the profit margin.
Everything in America has fallen off except the profit margin.
Wait. We just letting people walk around with radiation medication they could possibly expose others to? What could go wrong. Americans are known for responsibility.
April 26, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Wait. We just letting people walk around with radiation medication they could possibly expose others to? What could go wrong. Americans are known for responsibility.
You know what I've been thinking?
Since Diddy went crazy, if you say "No Diddy" that has a whole meaning now.
What happens if Biggie gets implicated.
Since Diddy went crazy, if you say "No Diddy" that has a whole meaning now.
What happens if Biggie gets implicated.
kermit the frog is holding a cup of tea with the words no biggie below it
ALT: kermit the frog is holding a cup of tea with the words no biggie below it
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April 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
You know what I've been thinking?
Since Diddy went crazy, if you say "No Diddy" that has a whole meaning now.
What happens if Biggie gets implicated.
Since Diddy went crazy, if you say "No Diddy" that has a whole meaning now.
What happens if Biggie gets implicated.
I have never seen a company fail at understanding the political leanings of its audience as badly as WWE. When Hogan, Hitchcliff, and Dana White are all booed mercilessly, perhaps it’s time to stop barking up the wrong tree. #WrestleMania
April 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I have never seen a company fail at understanding the political leanings of its audience as badly as WWE. When Hogan, Hitchcliff, and Dana White are all booed mercilessly, perhaps it’s time to stop barking up the wrong tree. #WrestleMania
WWE is god awful at ending Manias in Vegas. This is the worst finish since Hogan/Brett/Yokozuna #WrestleMania
April 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
WWE is god awful at ending Manias in Vegas. This is the worst finish since Hogan/Brett/Yokozuna #WrestleMania
Man, I’m out. I’ll catch the finish on YouTube. This fucking Costco guys level bullshit right here. #WrestleMania just jumped the shark.
April 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Man, I’m out. I’ll catch the finish on YouTube. This fucking Costco guys level bullshit right here. #WrestleMania just jumped the shark.
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it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.
April 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.
Tony Hinchcliff getting booed like the little unfunny incel geek that he is at #WrestleMania is the icing on a pretty solid Easter Sunday.
April 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Tony Hinchcliff getting booed like the little unfunny incel geek that he is at #WrestleMania is the icing on a pretty solid Easter Sunday.
Jey is white boy wasted right now. #WrestleMania
April 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jey is white boy wasted right now. #WrestleMania
So much makeup running at the White House right now.
April 2, 2025 at 2:09 AM
So much makeup running at the White House right now.
I don’t know about y’all, but between Cory Booker and Susan Crawford I feel like we needed a day like this so bad. Keep fighting!
April 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I don’t know about y’all, but between Cory Booker and Susan Crawford I feel like we needed a day like this so bad. Keep fighting!
Cory Fuckin’ Booker! Fuck off, Strom.
a crowd of people are sitting in a room applauding and clapping .
ALT: a crowd of people are sitting in a room applauding and clapping .
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April 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Cory Fuckin’ Booker! Fuck off, Strom.
If you happen to stumble upon Dr Phil episode at any point in time, you will see some god awful advice within 28 seconds.
April 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If you happen to stumble upon Dr Phil episode at any point in time, you will see some god awful advice within 28 seconds.
@hillaryclinton.bsky.social did not miss a single shot in 2016. Not one.
March 31, 2025 at 8:58 PM
@hillaryclinton.bsky.social did not miss a single shot in 2016. Not one.
Gotta love the 3 weekends a year we get Cali weather in Texas.
ice cube says i got to say it was a good day in front of a graveyard
ALT: ice cube says i got to say it was a good day in front of a graveyard
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March 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Gotta love the 3 weekends a year we get Cali weather in Texas.
Drug test politicians like 2-time NFL drug offenders.
March 21, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Drug test politicians like 2-time NFL drug offenders.
Step 1: Watch approximately 37 seconds of college basketball during the course of the entire season.
Step 2: Fill out bracket
Step 3: Get on social media and comment on how tragic your bracket results are.
Step 4: Repeat every March until you or college basketball dies.
Step 2: Fill out bracket
Step 3: Get on social media and comment on how tragic your bracket results are.
Step 4: Repeat every March until you or college basketball dies.
March 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Step 1: Watch approximately 37 seconds of college basketball during the course of the entire season.
Step 2: Fill out bracket
Step 3: Get on social media and comment on how tragic your bracket results are.
Step 4: Repeat every March until you or college basketball dies.
Step 2: Fill out bracket
Step 3: Get on social media and comment on how tragic your bracket results are.
Step 4: Repeat every March until you or college basketball dies.
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My law firm - Holon Law Partners LLP - has a robust A.I. Practice Group where we stay at the forefront of the legalities and policy considerations of the technology. I am apart of that practice and will say that we are ABSOLUTELY equipped to assist any authors looking to sue Meta due to copyright.
March 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My law firm - Holon Law Partners LLP - has a robust A.I. Practice Group where we stay at the forefront of the legalities and policy considerations of the technology. I am apart of that practice and will say that we are ABSOLUTELY equipped to assist any authors looking to sue Meta due to copyright.
“Yeah, sure. But have you read Grapes of Wrath?”
- Me, slowly turning into my literature teacher when my wife gives an impromptu review of her latest fiction murder mystery.
- Me, slowly turning into my literature teacher when my wife gives an impromptu review of her latest fiction murder mystery.
March 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“Yeah, sure. But have you read Grapes of Wrath?”
- Me, slowly turning into my literature teacher when my wife gives an impromptu review of her latest fiction murder mystery.
- Me, slowly turning into my literature teacher when my wife gives an impromptu review of her latest fiction murder mystery.
