Jewbacca
@j3wbacca.bsky.social
Thuper gay Jew✡️boy. I like to bake. I love abstract art. Also cats. And dogs. But mostly cats.
Non-sequiturs. I haz 'em.
Non-sequiturs. I haz 'em.
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BREAKING: Ted Cruz Burns Off *Facial Hair* In Tragic Friction-Related Ass-Eating Incident
*By "Facial Hair," I mean a tangled patchwork of of other guys' pubes adhering to his visage, courtesy of many gallons' worth of dried cum deposited by countless customers throughout his legislative tenure.
*By "Facial Hair," I mean a tangled patchwork of of other guys' pubes adhering to his visage, courtesy of many gallons' worth of dried cum deposited by countless customers throughout his legislative tenure.
November 29, 2025 at 6:13 AM
BREAKING: Ted Cruz Burns Off *Facial Hair* In Tragic Friction-Related Ass-Eating Incident
*By "Facial Hair," I mean a tangled patchwork of of other guys' pubes adhering to his visage, courtesy of many gallons' worth of dried cum deposited by countless customers throughout his legislative tenure.
*By "Facial Hair," I mean a tangled patchwork of of other guys' pubes adhering to his visage, courtesy of many gallons' worth of dried cum deposited by countless customers throughout his legislative tenure.
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Someone said don’t call MAGAs “Christian Nationalists,,” but call them Nationalist Christians, or “Nat-Cs” for short.
And now I can’t unsee it.
And now I can’t unsee it.
November 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Someone said don’t call MAGAs “Christian Nationalists,,” but call them Nationalist Christians, or “Nat-Cs” for short.
And now I can’t unsee it.
And now I can’t unsee it.
I wonder if my barber would let me schedule an appointment, not to get my hair cut, but just for them to play with my hair for a half hour.
November 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I wonder if my barber would let me schedule an appointment, not to get my hair cut, but just for them to play with my hair for a half hour.
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The House passed a resolution condemning socialism. Okay.
When are they going to pass a resolution condemning fascism?
When are they going to pass a resolution condemning fascism?
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
The House passed a resolution condemning socialism. Okay.
When are they going to pass a resolution condemning fascism?
When are they going to pass a resolution condemning fascism?
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Untitled from Camouflage, 1987
https://botfrens.com/collections/19/contents/1161903
https://botfrens.com/collections/19/contents/1161903
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Untitled from Camouflage, 1987
https://botfrens.com/collections/19/contents/1161903
https://botfrens.com/collections/19/contents/1161903
Today is my birthday. 55
November 23, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Today is my birthday. 55
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Seattle is using stencils when neighbors go missing
November 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Seattle is using stencils when neighbors go missing
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Find someone who looks at you the way Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Find someone who looks at you the way Donald Trump looks at Zohran Mamdani.
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Yesterday was the 80th anniversary of the Nuremberg trials. The judges declared that "following orders" was NOT a valid excuse to commit atrocities. This set an international legal precedent that allows troops to refuse illegal or immoral commands. The US troops should be informed of this.
November 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Yesterday was the 80th anniversary of the Nuremberg trials. The judges declared that "following orders" was NOT a valid excuse to commit atrocities. This set an international legal precedent that allows troops to refuse illegal or immoral commands. The US troops should be informed of this.
Try the cock, Albert. It's a delicacy, and you know where it's been. @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Try the cock, Albert. It's a delicacy, and you know where it's been. @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
Remember when the Shared Responsibility Payment (SRP) helped cover the subsidies for the Affordable Care Act? I do.
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Remember when the Shared Responsibility Payment (SRP) helped cover the subsidies for the Affordable Care Act? I do.
The irony of marketplace insurance no longer being affordable under the Affordable Care Act.
November 19, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The irony of marketplace insurance no longer being affordable under the Affordable Care Act.
It's amazing how many people in this building don't wash their hands after defecating.
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
It's amazing how many people in this building don't wash their hands after defecating.
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
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November 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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I am SOFA KING over people being snotty about a million different things that all boil down to
the attempt to communicate more clearly to other people is GOOD
the attempt to be understood better by others is GOOD
the attempt to be accessible to more people is GOOD
gatekeeping + elitism is NOT
the attempt to communicate more clearly to other people is GOOD
the attempt to be understood better by others is GOOD
the attempt to be accessible to more people is GOOD
gatekeeping + elitism is NOT
November 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I am SOFA KING over people being snotty about a million different things that all boil down to
the attempt to communicate more clearly to other people is GOOD
the attempt to be understood better by others is GOOD
the attempt to be accessible to more people is GOOD
gatekeeping + elitism is NOT
the attempt to communicate more clearly to other people is GOOD
the attempt to be understood better by others is GOOD
the attempt to be accessible to more people is GOOD
gatekeeping + elitism is NOT
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The countdown to my surgery has begun! In about a month I will be getting two titanium rods put in my spine to compensate for two fractures. As I am a freelancer, I will be unable to work for potentially three months so any support would be greatly appreciated: patreon.com/seejurassicr...
November 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
The countdown to my surgery has begun! In about a month I will be getting two titanium rods put in my spine to compensate for two fractures. As I am a freelancer, I will be unable to work for potentially three months so any support would be greatly appreciated: patreon.com/seejurassicr...
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True or false: Shutdowns cost the American taxpayer nothing. Always know the facts—and take action: bit.ly/4oqtg1v
November 3, 2025 at 4:58 PM
True or false: Shutdowns cost the American taxpayer nothing. Always know the facts—and take action: bit.ly/4oqtg1v
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November 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM