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Just another freak in the freak kingdom.

Environmental Scientist. Permaculture Advocate. Secular Humanist. Animal Lover. Grounded Futurist. Writer. Organizer. New Deal Democrat. Motivated.
I dig Ossoff too. His time will come, sooner or later. No doubt he has it.
February 12, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I heartily concur. That's one reason of many why I consider Kelly high in the running as the best choice to restore a functional government and put the country back together. I'll keep an open mind, but...suffice to say, dude's got nothing left to prove to ME.
February 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Can't wait to find out what Don has on her...and all the others. It's increasingly obvious that he staffed admin 2.0 with loyalty at top of mind...and the leverage to enforce that loyalty a close second...
February 12, 2026 at 10:41 PM
They'd initially planned to call it 'New Puerto Rico,' but conservative focus groups liked the sound of 'APR' far more than 'NPR.'
Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico
WASHINGTONโ€”Hailingย the moveย asย a more wholesome and patriotic substitute for theย currentย U.S.ย territory,ย conservative advocacy groupย Turning Point USA announced Thursdayย that it was setting upย an alte...
theonion.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Brutal. DESERVED...but brutal.
February 12, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Quick reminder that on top of having the most loathsome personality/punchable face on the planet, Jesse Watters is also probably a serial killer.
Fox News' Jesse Watters Jokes About Flattening Future Wife's Tires So He Could Drive Her Home
'She hopped right in the car,' Jesse Watters recalled of giving now-wife Emma a ride home after he says he let the air out of her tires
people.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:57 PM
...giving Obama's DOJ a 99.997% success rate that year. THESE clowns, on the other hand, couldn't even score the smallest fraction of a purely symbolic "victory" in this case, which comes on the heels of several OTHER failed indictments. (2/2)
February 12, 2026 at 7:49 PM
To put in perspective just how extraordinarily embarrassing and how epic a fail that is, in 2013, there were approximately 165,000 Federal indictments brought before a Grand Jury. Of those attempts, only FIVE were unsuccessful... (1/2)
February 12, 2026 at 7:49 PM
In their ham-handed effort to indict Mark Kelly, the DOJ failed to muster a SINGLE Grand Jury vote in their favor.
February 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Remember Pam, the harder you debase yourself on his behalf, the harder he'll inevitably betray and humiliate you for it.

Every. Single. Time.
Pam Bondiโ€™s chances of leaving cabinet surge past Kristi Noem's
The likelihood that U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi will be the first individual to leave President Donald Trump's cabinet has surged, surpassing Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem who has also b...
www.newsweek.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Judge: How do you plead?

Defendant: The Dow is over 50,000 right now?
February 12, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I've finally solved the enduring mystery of 'Jack the Ripper.' The true killer was...
CLASS.
February 12, 2026 at 4:28 AM
A sacrifice made for the sake of alliteration.
February 11, 2026 at 11:01 PM
That one lady burning a hole right through Pam's platinum pate...
February 11, 2026 at 10:39 PM
All of them. FUCKING ALL OF THEM.
February 11, 2026 at 10:02 PM
The House Judiciary Committee just ripped Pam Bondi ALL the new assholes.
February 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Surreal...
Raskin eviscerates Bondi as Jim Jordan (who allegedly strangled an Epstein victim to death) sits right next to him.
February 11, 2026 at 6:24 PM
"88? Try 86. You've quaffed your last Cosmo, pal. Bouncer, the guy in the tank top and cutoffs is tanked and cut off."
February 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM