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Just another freak in the freak kingdom.
Environmental Scientist. Permaculture Advocate. Secular Humanist. Animal Lover. Grounded Futurist. Writer. Organizer. New Deal Democrat. Motivated.
Environmental Scientist. Permaculture Advocate. Secular Humanist. Animal Lover. Grounded Futurist. Writer. Organizer. New Deal Democrat. Motivated.
They'd initially planned to call it 'New Puerto Rico,' but conservative focus groups liked the sound of 'APR' far more than 'NPR.'
Turning Point USA Announces Alternative Puerto Rico
WASHINGTON—Hailing the move as a more wholesome and patriotic substitute for the current U.S. territory, conservative advocacy group Turning Point USA announced Thursday that it was setting up an alte...
theonion.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:38 PM
They'd initially planned to call it 'New Puerto Rico,' but conservative focus groups liked the sound of 'APR' far more than 'NPR.'
Brutal. DESERVED...but brutal.
February 12, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Brutal. DESERVED...but brutal.
Quick reminder that on top of having the most loathsome personality/punchable face on the planet, Jesse Watters is also probably a serial killer.
Fox News' Jesse Watters Jokes About Flattening Future Wife's Tires So He Could Drive Her Home
'She hopped right in the car,' Jesse Watters recalled of giving now-wife Emma a ride home after he says he let the air out of her tires
people.com
February 12, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Quick reminder that on top of having the most loathsome personality/punchable face on the planet, Jesse Watters is also probably a serial killer.
In their ham-handed effort to indict Mark Kelly, the DOJ failed to muster a SINGLE Grand Jury vote in their favor.
February 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
In their ham-handed effort to indict Mark Kelly, the DOJ failed to muster a SINGLE Grand Jury vote in their favor.
3 CHEERS FOR CAP'N K!
Also...FUCK YOU, PETE.
Also...FUCK YOU, PETE.
Judge says Pentagon 'trampled' on Sen. Mark Kelly's rights, blocks effort to demote him over 'illegal orders' video
The Pentagon moved to downgrade Kelly’s military retirement rank and pay over a video he appeared in that urged the military and intelligence community not to follow illegal orders.
www.nbcnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:57 PM
3 CHEERS FOR CAP'N K!
Also...FUCK YOU, PETE.
Also...FUCK YOU, PETE.
Remember Pam, the harder you debase yourself on his behalf, the harder he'll inevitably betray and humiliate you for it.
Every. Single. Time.
Every. Single. Time.
Pam Bondi’s chances of leaving cabinet surge past Kristi Noem's
The likelihood that U.S. Attorney General Pam Bondi will be the first individual to leave President Donald Trump's cabinet has surged, surpassing Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem who has also b...
www.newsweek.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Remember Pam, the harder you debase yourself on his behalf, the harder he'll inevitably betray and humiliate you for it.
Every. Single. Time.
Every. Single. Time.
Judge: How do you plead?
Defendant: The Dow is over 50,000 right now?
Defendant: The Dow is over 50,000 right now?
February 12, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Judge: How do you plead?
Defendant: The Dow is over 50,000 right now?
Defendant: The Dow is over 50,000 right now?
BEST. HEADLINE. EVER.
February 12, 2026 at 4:39 AM
BEST. HEADLINE. EVER.
I've finally solved the enduring mystery of 'Jack the Ripper.' The true killer was...
CLASS.
CLASS.
February 12, 2026 at 4:28 AM
I've finally solved the enduring mystery of 'Jack the Ripper.' The true killer was...
CLASS.
CLASS.
That one lady burning a hole right through Pam's platinum pate...
February 11, 2026 at 10:39 PM
That one lady burning a hole right through Pam's platinum pate...
The House Judiciary Committee just ripped Pam Bondi ALL the new assholes.
February 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
The House Judiciary Committee just ripped Pam Bondi ALL the new assholes.
COWARDS ABOUND.
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years
Gallup will no longer track presidential approval ratings after more than eight decades doing so, the public opinion polling agency confirmed to The Hill on Wednesday. The company said starting thi…
thehill.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:11 PM
COWARDS ABOUND.
Surreal...
Raskin eviscerates Bondi as Jim Jordan (who allegedly strangled an Epstein victim to death) sits right next to him.
Raskin eviscerates Bondi as Jim Jordan (who allegedly strangled an Epstein victim to death) sits right next to him.
February 11, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Surreal...
Raskin eviscerates Bondi as Jim Jordan (who allegedly strangled an Epstein victim to death) sits right next to him.
Raskin eviscerates Bondi as Jim Jordan (who allegedly strangled an Epstein victim to death) sits right next to him.
"88? Try 86. You've quaffed your last Cosmo, pal. Bouncer, the guy in the tank top and cutoffs is tanked and cut off."
February 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
"88? Try 86. You've quaffed your last Cosmo, pal. Bouncer, the guy in the tank top and cutoffs is tanked and cut off."
Howard Nutlick took his KIDS & their NANNIES to the island...and we're supposed to believe he made that trip for lunch?
February 10, 2026 at 9:31 PM
Howard Nutlick took his KIDS & their NANNIES to the island...and we're supposed to believe he made that trip for lunch?
wut.
February 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
wut.
LITERALLY A MILLION TIMES.
Trump is in the unredacted Epstein files "more than a million times," Raskin alleges
One document recounts that Trump said he "never" asked Epstein to leave Mar-a-Lago.
www.axios.com
February 10, 2026 at 9:16 PM
LITERALLY A MILLION TIMES.
Lapsed Catholic here, thinking of asking the Vatican to formally designate 'Willful Ignorance' the 8th Deadly Sin.
February 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Lapsed Catholic here, thinking of asking the Vatican to formally designate 'Willful Ignorance' the 8th Deadly Sin.
I think many of us immediately considered the possibility that the usual suspects might be involved. Since this revelation/reminder, it's pretty hard not to lean in that direction. It's just way too weird for it NOT to be related.
February 10, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I think many of us immediately considered the possibility that the usual suspects might be involved. Since this revelation/reminder, it's pretty hard not to lean in that direction. It's just way too weird for it NOT to be related.
I just realized we've come full circle, now that this is essentially OUR attitude towards the mouthbreathing crayon munchers of maga.
February 10, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I just realized we've come full circle, now that this is essentially OUR attitude towards the mouthbreathing crayon munchers of maga.
If they knew what umbrage was, they'd certainly be taking it right now.
Nation Furious After Realizing Super Bowl Ad For Kindness
theonion.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:59 PM
If they knew what umbrage was, they'd certainly be taking it right now.
E Pluribus Own 'Em.
February 10, 2026 at 1:25 PM
E Pluribus Own 'Em.