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Just another freak in the freak kingdom.
Environmental Scientist. Permaculture Advocate. Secular Humanist. Animal Lover. Grounded Futurist. Writer. Organizer. New Deal Democrat. Motivated.
Environmental Scientist. Permaculture Advocate. Secular Humanist. Animal Lover. Grounded Futurist. Writer. Organizer. New Deal Democrat. Motivated.
I just realized we've come full circle, now that this is essentially OUR attitude towards the mouthbreathing crayon munchers of maga.
February 10, 2026 at 5:39 PM
I just realized we've come full circle, now that this is essentially OUR attitude towards the mouthbreathing crayon munchers of maga.
If they knew what umbrage was, they'd certainly be taking it right now.
Nation Furious After Realizing Super Bowl Ad For Kindness
theonion.com
February 10, 2026 at 1:59 PM
If they knew what umbrage was, they'd certainly be taking it right now.
E Pluribus Own 'Em.
February 10, 2026 at 1:25 PM
E Pluribus Own 'Em.
He...actually BELIEVED...we wouldn't see...RIGHT the f*ck through this...
Musk Offers To Cover Legal Fees Of Anyone Who’s Sued For Speaking ‘Truth’ On Epstein
Musk’s offer was in response to an ad released by the survivors of Epstein’s crimes demanding the release of all remaining documents.
www.forbes.com
February 9, 2026 at 11:25 PM
He...actually BELIEVED...we wouldn't see...RIGHT the f*ck through this...
EX is certainly having a normal one since yesterday...
February 9, 2026 at 9:29 PM
EX is certainly having a normal one since yesterday...
You don't even need THAT much. A simple logo change or tan suit will do the trick every time.
February 9, 2026 at 8:11 PM
You don't even need THAT much. A simple logo change or tan suit will do the trick every time.
Sesame Street, in their inimitable way, telling Don to eat a great big ol' bowl o' shit. You love to see it, folks.
February 9, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Sesame Street, in their inimitable way, telling Don to eat a great big ol' bowl o' shit. You love to see it, folks.
Same...
February 9, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Same...
I'd just assumed this to be the case. Why else would so many prominent public figures defend his most ridiculous, malicious, and reckless behavior? He chose his staff based on loyalty, but what is that loyalty really based on, how does he enforce it? Simple: He just picked up where Epstein left off.
Veteran makes explosive claim about Trump 'blackmail' plot using secret Epstein recordings
Donald Trump is forcing people to remain loyal to him by "blackmailing" them with "secret Epstein recordings," according to an Air Force vet.Jake Broe, a United States Air Force veteran who served as ...
www.rawstory.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:21 PM
I'd just assumed this to be the case. Why else would so many prominent public figures defend his most ridiculous, malicious, and reckless behavior? He chose his staff based on loyalty, but what is that loyalty really based on, how does he enforce it? Simple: He just picked up where Epstein left off.
"That adorable defenseless puppy was coming right for me! I feared for my life and did what I had to!" -Marshal Empty-Sack
Small dog suffers broken rib after being repeatedly kicked by U.S. Marshals deputy. "Action News 5 obtained two videos that show the marshals service employee kicking Yoshi not once, but twice." www.actionnews5.com/2026/02/07/d...
Dog kicked by Memphis Safe Task Force member on the mend as US Marshals defend action
The dog’s owner told Action News 5 that the deputy U.S. marshal seen punting her pup had no reason to do so, but officials with the U.S. Marshals Service say otherwise.
www.actionnews5.com
February 8, 2026 at 10:45 PM
"That adorable defenseless puppy was coming right for me! I feared for my life and did what I had to!" -Marshal Empty-Sack
Jizzus CHRIIIST...
February 8, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Jizzus CHRIIIST...
An emerging pattern in the files compels me to view Don's fixation on Hannibal Lecter in a whole new light.
February 8, 2026 at 5:19 PM
An emerging pattern in the files compels me to view Don's fixation on Hannibal Lecter in a whole new light.
Bellingcat OSINT Confirms: Epstein victim used rail fence cipher in journal entries to surreptitiously name 25 of her abusers...including DJT.
I was asked to check this, the journal uses a Rail Fence Cipher, so you read each line up and down, left to right. The deciphered text in the article below is accurate, and names names. The file itself can be found here:
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
February 8, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Bellingcat OSINT Confirms: Epstein victim used rail fence cipher in journal entries to surreptitiously name 25 of her abusers...including DJT.
Bro, we HAVE a support group.
Man Feels Like Whole Life Just Endless Cycle Of Work, Eat, Sleep, Get Abducted By Aliens
CLEVELAND—Bemoaning the exhausting pattern into which his existence seemed to have fallen, local man Matthew Taylor told reporters Wednesday that he felt like his whole life was just an endless cycle ...
theonion.com
February 8, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Bro, we HAVE a support group.
My money's on Steve Witkoff, with Jared Kushner a close fucking second.
NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump
Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff
www.theguardian.com
February 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
My money's on Steve Witkoff, with Jared Kushner a close fucking second.
I'm with Bubba.
February 7, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I'm with Bubba.
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Just gonna drop this photo of January 6 insurrectionist Jake Lang destroying a "Prosecute ICE" sculpture in Minneapolis. He's been arrested for this, btw.
February 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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Pam Bondi's hearing is coming up...
Does anyone ELSE think that unless she has some damn good answers, or preferably that she discloses the remaining files by hearing's end, she should be detained on the spot by the Sergeant at Arms and jailed for Contempt of Congress until she's willing to comply?
Does anyone ELSE think that unless she has some damn good answers, or preferably that she discloses the remaining files by hearing's end, she should be detained on the spot by the Sergeant at Arms and jailed for Contempt of Congress until she's willing to comply?
February 6, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Pam Bondi's hearing is coming up...
Does anyone ELSE think that unless she has some damn good answers, or preferably that she discloses the remaining files by hearing's end, she should be detained on the spot by the Sergeant at Arms and jailed for Contempt of Congress until she's willing to comply?
Does anyone ELSE think that unless she has some damn good answers, or preferably that she discloses the remaining files by hearing's end, she should be detained on the spot by the Sergeant at Arms and jailed for Contempt of Congress until she's willing to comply?
He just deleted it and is now blaming a nonexistent WH staffer, mere hours after KL defended it.
February 6, 2026 at 7:03 PM
He just deleted it and is now blaming a nonexistent WH staffer, mere hours after KL defended it.
Comer: We're going to subpoena the Clintons!
Bill: I'm your huckleberry...
Hillary: Also, public hearing. Not negotiable.
Don: Now now, let's not get carried away. You know, I've always liked Bill. He's the most smartest handsomest guy in the whole wide world. Schlong like you wouldn't...
(1/2)
Bill: I'm your huckleberry...
Hillary: Also, public hearing. Not negotiable.
Don: Now now, let's not get carried away. You know, I've always liked Bill. He's the most smartest handsomest guy in the whole wide world. Schlong like you wouldn't...
(1/2)
February 6, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Comer: We're going to subpoena the Clintons!
Bill: I'm your huckleberry...
Hillary: Also, public hearing. Not negotiable.
Don: Now now, let's not get carried away. You know, I've always liked Bill. He's the most smartest handsomest guy in the whole wide world. Schlong like you wouldn't...
(1/2)
Bill: I'm your huckleberry...
Hillary: Also, public hearing. Not negotiable.
Don: Now now, let's not get carried away. You know, I've always liked Bill. He's the most smartest handsomest guy in the whole wide world. Schlong like you wouldn't...
(1/2)
At time of reporting, Bovino had not yet landed and his whereabouts remain unknown.
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar
Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.
lasvegassun.com
February 6, 2026 at 12:24 PM
At time of reporting, Bovino had not yet landed and his whereabouts remain unknown.
JESUS H. FUCK!
February 6, 2026 at 4:21 AM
JESUS H. FUCK!