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I have two cats named after Dolly Parton. 🏳️‍🌈
She’s so mad because it isn’t delivery.
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
When I went to the University of Oklahoma in the early 2010s I remember they allowed the Westboro Baptist Church to spew homophobic and violent hate speech at me and other students *on campus* because it was their first amendment rights.

OU hasn’t changed.
December 3, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video:

“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I graduated from OU and sometimes it is so embarrassing to have this diploma on my wall.

I knew some amazing professors and faculty and students at OU and I know there still are, but OU has always been this school.
Oklahoma University has placed a grad student instructor on admin leave for failing a psychology paper on gender for citing *the Bible* as a source of empirical evidence.

In response, OU has placed on instructor on admin leave citing, get this, the FIRST AMENDMENT.

Universities are cooked.
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Third year in a row that Carly Rae Jepsen is my top artist
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I got drunk and texted all my friends that an asteroid is coming and only she can save us. But I am and was right. Also I was watching Deep Impact. But she would save us. I’m also right about that.
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I saw Wicked For Good and only cried a little bit on account of how brave I am.
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I got bullied into booking a trip to Chicago for St. Patrick’s day.

And by “bullied” I mean I was asked if I want to go to Chicago for St. Patrick’s day.
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I just saw a tiny little Fiat 500 with tiny little Swangers and it’s my favorite thing I’ve seen all year and I’m so sad I didn’t get a picture and also sad cuz I don’t think anyone outside of Houston Texas is gonna know what I’m talking about.
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from
November 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
That guy from the Real World can take my Airport Sweatpants™️ when he pries them off of my cold dead legs.
November 21, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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SOMEONE: Fuck you!

BOVINO: That’s not very nice.

THE MOST MOM VOICE YOU’VE EVER HEARD: Well, are you doing nice things?
Bovino is taking part in CBP detentions in Charlotte. dickfc_w_l on TikTok.
November 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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please don't do this. MAGA hats are made from an acrylic blend, which will release toxic chemicals when set on fire, potentially harming you and downwind woodland creatures
November 16, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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a big runoff last night, in New Orleans:

Calvin Duncan was exonerated after spending *28 years* in prison; he tried to get his own case records from the New Orleans city clerk—but the office dragged its feet.

So Duncan ran to become city clerk himself, and yesterday ousted the incumbent.
Calvin Duncan wins Orleans clerk of court race - Verite News New Orleans
Duncan, a political newcomer and former prisoner, defeated incumbent Darren Lombard by a wide margin in Saturday's runoff.
veritenews.org
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
If I was a sentient human being I would just simply not visit pedophile island. That’s what I would do, but that’s just me. 🤷🏼‍♂️
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Crazy how they just released all those emails about the president having a jolly good time on Pedophile Island, USofAmerica and he’s still just like… the current active president.

Also crazy how there was a Pedophile Island, America at all.
November 13, 2025 at 3:24 AM
HEB has these southwest chicken salads with a spicy cilantro dressing for $3.50 and it’s one of the best salads I’ve ever had. I’ve had 3 in the past week.

(HEB is a grocery store in Texas and Mexico and it is an amazing grocery store and the B stands for Butt)
November 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
90 Day Fiance has turned into Jerry Springer. They’re all so unlikable and I’m rooting against all of them*

*Except Yara. She is precious and I will defend her at all costs.
November 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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This moment demands fighters, not folders.
Official statement from @jamestalarico.bsky.social on shutdown negotiations
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Went to see this today. Was good.
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
You could never make Deep Impact today because nobody trusts scientists anymore.
November 7, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Can’t wait to get down to my goal weight of *checks math* Negative 231lbs!
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
November 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
The Law and Order episode of this is gonna be amazing
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
One time in high school for Halloween I went as “Dick Cheney’s BFF.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Congratulations, Andrew Cuomo!

I know how hard you worked for this.
November 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM