James
@j1mm3r.bsky.social
I have two cats named after Dolly Parton. 🏳️🌈
She’s so mad because it isn’t delivery.
December 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
She’s so mad because it isn’t delivery.
Third year in a row that Carly Rae Jepsen is my top artist
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Third year in a row that Carly Rae Jepsen is my top artist
I got drunk and texted all my friends that an asteroid is coming and only she can save us. But I am and was right. Also I was watching Deep Impact. But she would save us. I’m also right about that.
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I got drunk and texted all my friends that an asteroid is coming and only she can save us. But I am and was right. Also I was watching Deep Impact. But she would save us. I’m also right about that.
Went to see this today. Was good.
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Went to see this today. Was good.
One time in high school for Halloween I went as “Dick Cheney’s BFF.”
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
One time in high school for Halloween I went as “Dick Cheney’s BFF.”
Not my original idea, but I’d like to bring back the petition to turn the hit 2001 film 13 Ghosts into a 13 part mini series with an episode focusing on each ghost and also Matthew Lillard is in it or no deal.
October 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Not my original idea, but I’d like to bring back the petition to turn the hit 2001 film 13 Ghosts into a 13 part mini series with an episode focusing on each ghost and also Matthew Lillard is in it or no deal.
One year ago today I adopted this little orange baby. Happy birthday, Jolene 🐈 🎉
October 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
One year ago today I adopted this little orange baby. Happy birthday, Jolene 🐈 🎉
Happy one and only day a year I enthusiastically watch football to all who celebrate. (Me)
October 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Happy one and only day a year I enthusiastically watch football to all who celebrate. (Me)
I visited Portland for the first time last month and the people were very polite and friendly and the city was overall quite lovely and not a war zone at all.
September 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I visited Portland for the first time last month and the people were very polite and friendly and the city was overall quite lovely and not a war zone at all.
I really did love my dad. And the thing about parent suicide is you spend the rest of your life wondering why you weren’t worth staying alive for.
August 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I really did love my dad. And the thing about parent suicide is you spend the rest of your life wondering why you weren’t worth staying alive for.
My cat picked this flower for you.
July 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
My cat picked this flower for you.
Why does my cat sleep like this?
The first several times I saw her sleeping like this I thought she broke her neck.
The first several times I saw her sleeping like this I thought she broke her neck.
July 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Why does my cat sleep like this?
The first several times I saw her sleeping like this I thought she broke her neck.
The first several times I saw her sleeping like this I thought she broke her neck.
I met Jake Shears from the Scissor Sisters at the Tits Out tour and I have loved the scissor sisters since I was an undergrad and I only cried a little bit after.
July 11, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I met Jake Shears from the Scissor Sisters at the Tits Out tour and I have loved the scissor sisters since I was an undergrad and I only cried a little bit after.
It’s the 3 year anniversary of my dad’s suicide and I got a new tattoo.
June 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It’s the 3 year anniversary of my dad’s suicide and I got a new tattoo.
Finished up with work early. OOO is on for the next 2 days. Tomorrow is my birthday. Monday is Memorial Day. Starting my 5 day weekend now with a little cat nap.
May 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Finished up with work early. OOO is on for the next 2 days. Tomorrow is my birthday. Monday is Memorial Day. Starting my 5 day weekend now with a little cat nap.
One thing about me is if I’m packing and one of my cats jumps in the suitcase I’m gonna take a picture and post a joke about my cat(s) coming with me.
April 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
One thing about me is if I’m packing and one of my cats jumps in the suitcase I’m gonna take a picture and post a joke about my cat(s) coming with me.
I go to Alaska an unusual amount.
April 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
I go to Alaska an unusual amount.
Jesus or something about rabbits.
April 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Jesus or something about rabbits.
Finally watched the season 2 premier of The Last of Us and I love the crossover with Shauna as The Antler Queen from Yellowjackets.
(These are the two best shows on television rn imo)
(These are the two best shows on television rn imo)
April 16, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Finally watched the season 2 premier of The Last of Us and I love the crossover with Shauna as The Antler Queen from Yellowjackets.
(These are the two best shows on television rn imo)
(These are the two best shows on television rn imo)
It was 63 degrees but it’s my last day in Barcelona so I made myself go to the beach anyway.
April 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It was 63 degrees but it’s my last day in Barcelona so I made myself go to the beach anyway.
Every time I’ve been to Europe I came alone. I think next time I’ll bring friends.
April 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Every time I’ve been to Europe I came alone. I think next time I’ll bring friends.
