Izzy Phoenix
@izzyphoenix.bsky.social
she/her. UMC clergy candidate. preacher, writer, singer, conductor. chaotic omnisexual transfemme. transit nerd. all bodies are worthy of love. BLM/protect trans kids/🍉
I need y'all to know that when I drive to work, I pass a place called LGT Restoration, and I'm sure they're a lovely local business, but every time I pass it I reflexively blurt out "that's bi erasure"
February 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I need y'all to know that when I drive to work, I pass a place called LGT Restoration, and I'm sure they're a lovely local business, but every time I pass it I reflexively blurt out "that's bi erasure"
The good news, friends, is that I can virtually guarantee one Canadian rapper is having a worse day than you today
February 10, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The good news, friends, is that I can virtually guarantee one Canadian rapper is having a worse day than you today
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Before you say not all churches, just remember Germany and the participation of the Church, both conservative and liberal, in the rise of fascism.
I ask, "What does the Church want out of this cooperation?"
I think it's power, ultimate rule and dominion over the all the earth.
I ask, "What does the Church want out of this cooperation?"
I think it's power, ultimate rule and dominion over the all the earth.
January 31, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Before you say not all churches, just remember Germany and the participation of the Church, both conservative and liberal, in the rise of fascism.
I ask, "What does the Church want out of this cooperation?"
I think it's power, ultimate rule and dominion over the all the earth.
I ask, "What does the Church want out of this cooperation?"
I think it's power, ultimate rule and dominion over the all the earth.
Did you take your antidepressants? If you don't take your antidepressants, the fascists win
January 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Did you take your antidepressants? If you don't take your antidepressants, the fascists win
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Too many Denethors out here thinking they’re Aragorns.
January 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Too many Denethors out here thinking they’re Aragorns.
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Quick, someone educate Mitch McConnell about gender theory
January 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Quick, someone educate Mitch McConnell about gender theory
I'm not okay.
Which is not to say I won't make it. My faith tells me to resist evil, injustice, and oppression in whatever forms they present themselves, and I'm not letting the fascists fucking win.
But I'm not okay. I will not be okay. And that's okay, because we'll need each other either way.
Which is not to say I won't make it. My faith tells me to resist evil, injustice, and oppression in whatever forms they present themselves, and I'm not letting the fascists fucking win.
But I'm not okay. I will not be okay. And that's okay, because we'll need each other either way.
January 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
I'm not okay.
Which is not to say I won't make it. My faith tells me to resist evil, injustice, and oppression in whatever forms they present themselves, and I'm not letting the fascists fucking win.
But I'm not okay. I will not be okay. And that's okay, because we'll need each other either way.
Which is not to say I won't make it. My faith tells me to resist evil, injustice, and oppression in whatever forms they present themselves, and I'm not letting the fascists fucking win.
But I'm not okay. I will not be okay. And that's okay, because we'll need each other either way.
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Today and in the coming days, remember
January 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Today and in the coming days, remember
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$%^&*()_T%O()
LITERALLY THERE'S A THING WHERE SOME OF US DON'T SAY THIS LINE IN THE GRACE AFTER MEALS BECAUSE IT'S SUCH ATROCIOUS THEOLOGY
And for the most powerful man on the planet to offer this, now, given the state of abortion, Affirmative Action, trans rights, democracy, the planet...?
I....
LITERALLY THERE'S A THING WHERE SOME OF US DON'T SAY THIS LINE IN THE GRACE AFTER MEALS BECAUSE IT'S SUCH ATROCIOUS THEOLOGY
And for the most powerful man on the planet to offer this, now, given the state of abortion, Affirmative Action, trans rights, democracy, the planet...?
I....
January 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
$%^&*()_T%O()
LITERALLY THERE'S A THING WHERE SOME OF US DON'T SAY THIS LINE IN THE GRACE AFTER MEALS BECAUSE IT'S SUCH ATROCIOUS THEOLOGY
And for the most powerful man on the planet to offer this, now, given the state of abortion, Affirmative Action, trans rights, democracy, the planet...?
I....
LITERALLY THERE'S A THING WHERE SOME OF US DON'T SAY THIS LINE IN THE GRACE AFTER MEALS BECAUSE IT'S SUCH ATROCIOUS THEOLOGY
And for the most powerful man on the planet to offer this, now, given the state of abortion, Affirmative Action, trans rights, democracy, the planet...?
I....
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Schlubs From U.S., China Meet In Lowest-Level Talks
theonion.com/schlubs...
theonion.com/schlubs...
January 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Schlubs From U.S., China Meet In Lowest-Level Talks
theonion.com/schlubs...
theonion.com/schlubs...
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January 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I just think it's worth noting that the college football national champion this year will either
1) have lost at home to a team starting a former walk-on quarterback who threw for 62 yards and two interceptions in the game
2) have lost at home to Northern Illinois
1) have lost at home to a team starting a former walk-on quarterback who threw for 62 yards and two interceptions in the game
2) have lost at home to Northern Illinois
January 11, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I just think it's worth noting that the college football national champion this year will either
1) have lost at home to a team starting a former walk-on quarterback who threw for 62 yards and two interceptions in the game
2) have lost at home to Northern Illinois
1) have lost at home to a team starting a former walk-on quarterback who threw for 62 yards and two interceptions in the game
2) have lost at home to Northern Illinois
Quick, someone tell Google about Pelagius
December 11, 2024 at 2:43 AM
Quick, someone tell Google about Pelagius
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BREAKING: NYPD has located the tunnel the assassin used to escape the city but found it to be merely a painting on a brick wall and smashed up several squad cars upon trying to enter it
December 9, 2024 at 1:09 AM
BREAKING: NYPD has located the tunnel the assassin used to escape the city but found it to be merely a painting on a brick wall and smashed up several squad cars upon trying to enter it
Today is "every valley shall be exalted" day in the lectionary, a.k.a. the day where I do a double take when I hear about the crooked being made straight
I tried that once, it didn't go well
I tried that once, it didn't go well
December 8, 2024 at 12:30 PM
Today is "every valley shall be exalted" day in the lectionary, a.k.a. the day where I do a double take when I hear about the crooked being made straight
I tried that once, it didn't go well
I tried that once, it didn't go well
3 years ago, a comical miscommunication led the guy handling our family's Indian food order into giving me a free mango lassi because my "wife" (my famously lesbian mom) "dragged me around shopping all day" (no one in our family left the house)
I'd like another free mango lassi but now I'm trans
I'd like another free mango lassi but now I'm trans
November 27, 2024 at 11:55 AM
3 years ago, a comical miscommunication led the guy handling our family's Indian food order into giving me a free mango lassi because my "wife" (my famously lesbian mom) "dragged me around shopping all day" (no one in our family left the house)
I'd like another free mango lassi but now I'm trans
I'd like another free mango lassi but now I'm trans