izzygibson.bsky.social
@izzygibson.bsky.social
How much you wanna bet Elon Musk wants to wear a black cape to look evil and overpowering like all supervillans and unlike all super heros that wear it because of the real reason -
March 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Walter confidently wanted to try and pick a fight with 2 Canadian Geese. I was like, “Dude… those two could mug me and steal my car. We’re not doing that today”
March 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I like Senator Bennet of Colorado but dayumn… he sounds like Mr. Mackey from South Park. I keep expecting him to say “”Mmmmmkay?”
January 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Me thinking I’m Gordon Ramsay then it dawns on me…
January 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM