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Im gonna need Alan Tudyk from Resident Alien to know that his performance in that show has changed my life because I yell “This. Is. Some. Bullshit!” At far too many things. I thought I over used it then heard my partner yell “This. Is. Some. Bullshit!” From the back yard and was like”nah, I’m good”
September 24, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Im gonna need Alan Tudyk from Resident Alien to know that his performance in that show has changed my life because I yell “This. Is. Some. Bullshit!” At far too many things. I thought I over used it then heard my partner yell “This. Is. Some. Bullshit!” From the back yard and was like”nah, I’m good”
Just heard the guy that shot Charlie Kirk was super far crazy right wing and Mormon. So Charlie Kirk wasn’t far right enough for you? Is there another cult inside maga that is even more maga? How many cults do ya’ll need?!? This is the Inception of cults.
September 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Just heard the guy that shot Charlie Kirk was super far crazy right wing and Mormon. So Charlie Kirk wasn’t far right enough for you? Is there another cult inside maga that is even more maga? How many cults do ya’ll need?!? This is the Inception of cults.
My image goal as a person is to be as deep, brooding and mysterious as that train whistle at 3:00 am that wakes everyone the fuck up.
May 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
My image goal as a person is to be as deep, brooding and mysterious as that train whistle at 3:00 am that wakes everyone the fuck up.
I’ve been working non stop for a month and I’m pretty sure the only person working more than me on the planet is Pedro Pascal.
May 3, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I’ve been working non stop for a month and I’m pretty sure the only person working more than me on the planet is Pedro Pascal.
We all think we’re tech savvy until someone asks us what PDF stands for.
May 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
We all think we’re tech savvy until someone asks us what PDF stands for.
Pierre Poilievre losing the election for Prime Minister and also losing his MP seat and refusing to step down is like a kid that doesn’t like he lost at musical chairs.
April 30, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Pierre Poilievre losing the election for Prime Minister and also losing his MP seat and refusing to step down is like a kid that doesn’t like he lost at musical chairs.
“Tell me Mr Bond… should you use baking soda… or baking powder? The wrong choice will explode your muffins! MuuuuaaaaHAHAHA!!!!!”
April 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
“Tell me Mr Bond… should you use baking soda… or baking powder? The wrong choice will explode your muffins! MuuuuaaaaHAHAHA!!!!!”
“The perfect t-shirt doesnt exis-nevermind.”
Thrifted for four dollars!
Thrifted for four dollars!
April 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
“The perfect t-shirt doesnt exis-nevermind.”
Thrifted for four dollars!
Thrifted for four dollars!
Today I went to work and held a 110 pound dog’s butt up so he could walk and pee and poop and wag his tail and have a great time. My job is the absolute best.
April 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Today I went to work and held a 110 pound dog’s butt up so he could walk and pee and poop and wag his tail and have a great time. My job is the absolute best.
Why is it the urge to eat bacon comes out of nowhere? I’m out being a person then suddenly I want fucking bacon while I’m riding a bike or some shit.
April 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Why is it the urge to eat bacon comes out of nowhere? I’m out being a person then suddenly I want fucking bacon while I’m riding a bike or some shit.
Im sorry, but my dog turns me into a fucking psycho because of how much I love him. Cause tell me I’m not taking pictures of you while you sleep. If I did this to a human… guuuurl… Jail and years of therapy to be reintroduced into society.
April 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Im sorry, but my dog turns me into a fucking psycho because of how much I love him. Cause tell me I’m not taking pictures of you while you sleep. If I did this to a human… guuuurl… Jail and years of therapy to be reintroduced into society.
Elon Musk - Tech harder! Get to Mars! Jumping awkwardly! No human rights in workplace for you!
Everyone else: fuck off Space Karen.
Everyone else: fuck off Space Karen.
April 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Elon Musk - Tech harder! Get to Mars! Jumping awkwardly! No human rights in workplace for you!
Everyone else: fuck off Space Karen.
Everyone else: fuck off Space Karen.
I have never met a person that wakes me up at 5am with a big smile and just wants me to hold their hand cause they love me. Dogs are the best people.
April 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I have never met a person that wakes me up at 5am with a big smile and just wants me to hold their hand cause they love me. Dogs are the best people.
I just sneezed five times in a row and I’m pretty sure that’s the Millennial version of going to Disney Land.
April 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I just sneezed five times in a row and I’m pretty sure that’s the Millennial version of going to Disney Land.
I’ve told people numerous times I want Tori Amos “Cornflake Girl” played at my funeral and you would not believe how many straight people screamed at me to change that, then friends high five me. Figure it out amongst yo’selves, bitches. I’ll be dead.
April 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I’ve told people numerous times I want Tori Amos “Cornflake Girl” played at my funeral and you would not believe how many straight people screamed at me to change that, then friends high five me. Figure it out amongst yo’selves, bitches. I’ll be dead.
I am always astounded that men get to walk around every day and never have to experience part of their inside parts becoming the outside via their private parts once a month then want to know nothing about that process. If men did this I would have a ten part netflix series about it because, WTF?!
April 6, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I am always astounded that men get to walk around every day and never have to experience part of their inside parts becoming the outside via their private parts once a month then want to know nothing about that process. If men did this I would have a ten part netflix series about it because, WTF?!
When you very publicly trip over your own feet is it socially acceptable to hold up a hand and say, “Sorry! Sorry…. I was a theater kid!”
April 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
When you very publicly trip over your own feet is it socially acceptable to hold up a hand and say, “Sorry! Sorry…. I was a theater kid!”
Chappelle Roan out here getting heat for being a child free woman stating that all her friends with kids warn her from having kids. So real. I had a friend randomly vomit while we were hanging out and said “yeah, sorry that happens since I gave birth.” What? He’s.four. That is too old to puke over!
March 29, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Chappelle Roan out here getting heat for being a child free woman stating that all her friends with kids warn her from having kids. So real. I had a friend randomly vomit while we were hanging out and said “yeah, sorry that happens since I gave birth.” What? He’s.four. That is too old to puke over!
Noooo! The McBarge just sank last night. Welp…. Maybe it’ll have a special on McFish sandwiches now.
March 27, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Noooo! The McBarge just sank last night. Welp…. Maybe it’ll have a special on McFish sandwiches now.
American government: “So you wanna be the 51st state?”
Canada: “Not at all.”
American government: “but have you heard our counter argument of ‘come ooonnn….’”
Seriously, you guys just let people die because they don’t have money. How fucking stupid is that garbage, eh?
Canada: “Not at all.”
American government: “but have you heard our counter argument of ‘come ooonnn….’”
Seriously, you guys just let people die because they don’t have money. How fucking stupid is that garbage, eh?
March 27, 2025 at 6:17 AM
American government: “So you wanna be the 51st state?”
Canada: “Not at all.”
American government: “but have you heard our counter argument of ‘come ooonnn….’”
Seriously, you guys just let people die because they don’t have money. How fucking stupid is that garbage, eh?
Canada: “Not at all.”
American government: “but have you heard our counter argument of ‘come ooonnn….’”
Seriously, you guys just let people die because they don’t have money. How fucking stupid is that garbage, eh?
Not me out here thinking George Lucas directed all the original three Star Wars movies then being like “Who the fuck is ‘Richard Marquand?!?’”
March 27, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Not me out here thinking George Lucas directed all the original three Star Wars movies then being like “Who the fuck is ‘Richard Marquand?!?’”
Is this the Death Star from “Retuen Of The Jedi” or the set of “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?”
March 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Is this the Death Star from “Retuen Of The Jedi” or the set of “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?”
Let’s all take a moment to appreciate this hair from Return Of The Jedi. How was this acceptable in future earth let alone the universe:
March 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Let’s all take a moment to appreciate this hair from Return Of The Jedi. How was this acceptable in future earth let alone the universe:
I’m just rewatching Return Of The Jedi…. Tell me how Boba Fett VERY PROMINENTLY dies in the first 20 minutes of that movie and yet we have a whole series about him? Am I nerding wrong, too much or not enough?
March 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I’m just rewatching Return Of The Jedi…. Tell me how Boba Fett VERY PROMINENTLY dies in the first 20 minutes of that movie and yet we have a whole series about him? Am I nerding wrong, too much or not enough?
I would just like to say that NO ONE knows what Cream of Tartar actually is or what it does other than pop up in recepies you already were unsure about.
March 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I would just like to say that NO ONE knows what Cream of Tartar actually is or what it does other than pop up in recepies you already were unsure about.