izzygibson.bsky.social
@izzygibson.bsky.social
“The perfect t-shirt doesnt exis-nevermind.”

Thrifted for four dollars!
April 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Im sorry, but my dog turns me into a fucking psycho because of how much I love him. Cause tell me I’m not taking pictures of you while you sleep. If I did this to a human… guuuurl… Jail and years of therapy to be reintroduced into society.
April 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I have never met a person that wakes me up at 5am with a big smile and just wants me to hold their hand cause they love me. Dogs are the best people.
April 13, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Noooo! The McBarge just sank last night. Welp…. Maybe it’ll have a special on McFish sandwiches now.
March 27, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Is this the Death Star from “Retuen Of The Jedi” or the set of “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?”
March 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Let’s all take a moment to appreciate this hair from Return Of The Jedi. How was this acceptable in future earth let alone the universe:
March 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Do you think when my mom gave birth to me she was like “Gee…. I hope she reads graphic novels about Che Guevara while shame ordering greasy pizza.”

And here we are…

And yes. That napkin used as a book mark was used. Life goals.
March 26, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Holy shit. This is my favourite Bluesky account; @muheggs.bsky.social

Like, chefs kiss and a bravo bow to you!
March 26, 2025 at 10:42 PM
March 26, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Hands down, this is the best picture I’ve ever taken because it breaks all the photography rules and most importantly: dog,
March 26, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I woke up at 4:00 am and thought, “Man, I feel lonely….” Then turned my head and was like “OH YEAH! I keep you alive!!!”
March 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
This body pillow cost me 60 dollars seven years ago. It helps my sciatica, autism and now…
March 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Can we make the “I need six eggs!!!” Woman from Beauty And The Beast an official Disney Princess cause this woman has LIFE STRUGGLES and I feel for her so bad.
March 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
See ya soon raccoon…
March 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
You gotta keep shit TOIGHT!”
March 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
How much you wanna bet Elon Musk wants to wear a black cape to look evil and overpowering like all supervillans and unlike all super heros that wear it because of the real reason -
March 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Walter confidently wanted to try and pick a fight with 2 Canadian Geese. I was like, “Dude… those two could mug me and steal my car. We’re not doing that today”
March 5, 2025 at 9:31 PM
When your partner is a guitarist and has an obsession with buying pedals so you make him a themed cake:
February 17, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Me in my early 20’s at the end of the party:
February 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
“Merv” the Mandalorian sourdough starter made his first loaf! Actually, I should call him the ManDOUGHlorian Sourdough starter….. see what I did there? See? Huh? Yeah, I’ll show myself out….
#starwars #mandalorian
February 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This is the only time I want the middle seat.
February 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Sometimes you just gotta be a quesadilla in the sun.
February 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Me when I drive in snow uphill with passengers in my 20 year old Nissan X-Trail…
February 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I like Senator Bennet of Colorado but dayumn… he sounds like Mr. Mackey from South Park. I keep expecting him to say “”Mmmmmkay?”
January 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Me thinking I’m Gordon Ramsay then it dawns on me…
January 29, 2025 at 2:34 AM