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“Arizona is considering suing for taxation without representation if you don’t seat Adelita Grijalva.”

Speaker Johnson: *continues to cover for Pesophiles*
October 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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This is Bruschi. He's 14 and has flagged down this ice cream truck every week for the past decade. Firmly believes a weekly cone is the secret to a long, happy life. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
April 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Researchers Taste Miso Fermented In Space
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April 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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The man who sent Japan's cherry blossoms out to the world: "If my cherries can help spread some happiness and avoid war, then it’s all worthwhile, and I can sleep soundly."
The man who sent Japan's cherry blossoms out to the world
Masatoshi Asari's trees — symbols of peace and reconciliation — blossom in the U.K., U.S., Poland and China.
www.japantimes.co.jp
April 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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“I said to him, ‘Donald, these reciprocal tariffs have got to go,’ and that poor son of a bitch was like putty in my hands,” said Trump
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Trump Boasts About Strong-Arming Trump Into Pausing Tariffs
WASHINGTON—Bragging that he had forced the world leader into “total submission,” President Donald Trump boasted to reporters Thursday that he had strong-armed President Donald Trump into pausing his latest round of tariffs. “I said to him, ‘Donald, these reciprocal tariffs have got to go,’ and that poor son of a bitch was like putty in […]
theonion.com
April 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child
March 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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March 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado.

11,000 people showed up.

Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.
Overflow crowd for Bernie/AOC rally in Greeley, CO — the small one today, big one is in Denver later
March 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family
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February 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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If you are a federal worker or have insight into DOGE, please reach out.

We can speak anonymously. You can contact me securely on Signal: makenakelly.32

www.wired.com/story/doge-h...
DOGE Staff Had Questions About the 'Resign' Email. Their New HR Chief Dodged Them
"I think the information that you’re going to have about this is available to you right now,” Stephanie Holmes told workers at Elon Musk's DOGE who pressed for detail on offers of “deferred resignatio...
www.wired.com
February 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Report: Universe To End Next Friday
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February 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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#Severance
February 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Trump Claims God Spared Him In Airplane Crash
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January 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Commentary: Hackers penetrating critical facilities or the devices of top officials show glaring U.S. weaknesses if there’s ever a major conflict. It’s time to get serious.
Trump’s bigger China cyber threat isn’t TikTok
China-backed hackers are infiltrating U.S. critical infrastructure, telecom networks and government systems, exposing vulnerabilities that demand stronger cybersecurity measures.
buff.ly
January 31, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Report: 32% Of Prayers Deflected Off Passing Satellites
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January 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Man Succumbs To 7-Year Battle With Health Insurance
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January 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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This is Nala Bear. Her human hid medicine in a piece of bread hoping she wouldn't notice... She did. 13/10
January 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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Man Decides Eating Lunch Without Headphones On Counts As Meditating
Man Decides Eating Lunch Without Headphones On Counts As Meditating
CHARLESTON, SC—Remarking that the unexpected moment of solitude was “good enough for him,” local man Alan Stambaugh told reporters Thursday that eating lunch without headphones counted as mediating. “...
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January 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids
January 1, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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God To Delete Several Million Humans Due To Inactivity
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December 15, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.
December 14, 2024 at 7:49 PM
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Breaking News: A panel of federal judges upheld a law that could lead to the banning of TikTok, the popular Chinese-owned video app, by mid-January.
TikTok Loses Bid to Overturn Law Forcing a Ban or Sale
A federal court on Friday upheld a law that will ban the video app in the United States by Jan. 19 if its owner, ByteDance, does not sell it to a non-Chinese company.
www.nytimes.com
December 6, 2024 at 3:51 PM
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FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy
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December 6, 2024 at 4:11 PM
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'The 50 best video games of 2024'

You'll never guess who's number 1 🤡

www.polygon.com/what-to-play...
The 50 best video games of 2024
It’s been a great year for new games
www.polygon.com
December 6, 2024 at 3:22 PM
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