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The Tennessee Holler

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“Arizona is considering suing for taxation without representation if you don’t seat Adelita Grijalva.”

Speaker Johnson: *continues to cover for Pesophiles*

October 16, 2025 at 2:07 PM

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WeRateDogs

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This is Bruschi. He's 14 and has flagged down this ice cream truck every week for the past decade. Firmly believes a weekly cone is the secret to a long, happy life. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

April 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM

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The Onion

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Researchers Taste Miso Fermented In Space
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“This brings America one step closer to putting an Asian fusion restaurant on the moon.”

Morgan Gilbert, Chili Expert

April 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM

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The Japan Times

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The man who sent Japan's cherry blossoms out to the world: "If my cherries can help spread some happiness and avoid war, then it’s all worthwhile, and I can sleep soundly."

The man who sent Japan's cherry blossoms out to the world

Masatoshi Asari's trees — symbols of peace and reconciliation — blossom in the U.K., U.S., Poland and China.

www.japantimes.co.jp

April 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM

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The Onion

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“I said to him, ‘Donald, these reciprocal tariffs have got to go,’ and that poor son of a bitch was like putty in my hands,” said Trump
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Trump Boasts About Strong-Arming Trump Into Pausing Tariffs

WASHINGTON—Bragging that he had forced the world leader into “total submission,” President Donald Trump boasted to reporters Thursday that he had strong-armed President Donald Trump into pausing his latest round of tariffs. “I said to him, ‘Donald, these reciprocal tariffs have got to go,’ and that poor son of a bitch was like putty in […]

theonion.com

April 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM

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The Onion

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Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child

March 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM

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Sarah Andersen

@sarahseeandersen.bsky.social

March 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

@aoc.bsky.social

We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado.

11,000 people showed up.

Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.

Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · Mar 21

Overflow crowd for Bernie/AOC rally in Greeley, CO — the small one today, big one is in Denver later

March 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM

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The Onion

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Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family
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February 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM

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makena kelly

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If you are a federal worker or have insight into DOGE, please reach out.

We can speak anonymously. You can contact me securely on Signal: makenakelly.32

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DOGE Staff Had Questions About the 'Resign' Email. Their New HR Chief Dodged Them

"I think the information that you’re going to have about this is available to you right now,” Stephanie Holmes told workers at Elon Musk's DOGE who pressed for detail on offers of “deferred resignatio...

www.wired.com

February 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM

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The Onion

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Report: Universe To End Next Friday
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February 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM

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Ben Stiller

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February 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM

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The Onion

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Trump Claims God Spared Him In Airplane Crash
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January 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM

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The Japan Times

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Commentary: Hackers penetrating critical facilities or the devices of top officials show glaring U.S. weaknesses if there’s ever a major conflict. It’s time to get serious.