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"To our dreams. For they alone keep us sane."-V
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Schlubs From U.S., China Meet In Lowest-Level Talks
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Schlubs From U.S., China Meet In Lowest-Level Talks
January 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Judge Delays Decision After Learning One Menendez Brother Always Lies, One Always Tells The Truth
Judge Delays Decision After Learning One Menendez Brother Always Lies, One Always Tells The Truth
LOS ANGELES—Appearing stumped by the convicted murderers’ testimony, Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Michael Jesic reportedly delayed his decision Thursday in the resentencing of Lyle and Erik Menend...
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December 5, 2024 at 8:49 PM
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The Scroll of Truth meme - an exploitable image series based on a web comic by artist Tate Parker, in which an explorer discovers a scroll that provides various unpleasant or unsettling truths, causing him to angrily toss the parchment away. In this adaption the text reads "I've finally found it... after all these years - THE SCROLL OF TRUTH!: 'efficient public transportation is more important than electric cars'...NYEHHH!" - as the character throws the scroll away on reading the unwanted information
November 28, 2024 at 6:47 AM
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I don’t care how many cases against him get dropped, delayed or buried. He’s guilty as sin and the whole world knows it.
November 27, 2024 at 9:36 PM
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FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College
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FDA Bans Captain Morgan Rum After Having Way Too Much Of That Shit In College -The Onion
November 27, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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Here’s A Comic About Elon Musk & His Infinite Possibilities
Two Panel Comic Panel 1: Person is pointing to a beautiful sunlit landscape with rivers and forests and saying “Yo Elon, check out this beautiful life of infinite possibilities your immense wealth gives you access to” Panel 2: Elon Musk is on all fours in a darkened room, naked and covered in a dubious brown substance. He is surrounded by trash and smashing his phone with a hammer. He screams “The people on this fucking website won’t call me the meme maestro”
November 26, 2024 at 9:23 AM
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Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach
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Sweating RFK Jr. Performs Self-Surgery To Extract Big Mac From Stomach -The Onion
November 18, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
here’s a comic about ❤️being kind❤️
November 14, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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supersisi.bsky.social
Hands up who does exactly this
November 14, 2024 at 10:01 AM