Imagine working at the CDC and RFK Jr. comes up to you and says "IiIi wWanNnNaa cHChaAngNGge tH wWweBbBsite" and you are like "what"
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Imagine working at the CDC and RFK Jr. comes up to you and says "IiIi wWanNnNaa cHChaAngNGge tH wWweBbBsite" and you are like "what"
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It's surreal watching people arrive at conclusions about Donald Trump today that even the most passively informed of us arrived at 10 years ago
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It's surreal watching people arrive at conclusions about Donald Trump today that even the most passively informed of us arrived at 10 years ago
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Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
Jimmy Fallon, James Corden croon Sinatra, Bennett standards for gobsmacked guests in NYC
A source said, "The Eric Newman Jazz Band was playing, and before long, Fallon and Corden were up onstage trading Sinatra and Tony Bennett tunes!"
pagesix.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Stunned onlookers were overheard asking “Did we die? Is this Hell?"
[INT: SUPREME COURT]
Roberts: are Trump's tariffs legal?
Kagan: no
Roberts: hmmm
[END]
Roberts: are Trump's tariffs legal?
Kagan: no
Roberts: hmmm
[END]
November 5, 2025 at 7:12 PM
[INT: SUPREME COURT]
Roberts: are Trump's tariffs legal?
Kagan: no
Roberts: hmmm
[END]
Roberts: are Trump's tariffs legal?
Kagan: no
Roberts: hmmm
[END]
The act of opening a Microsoft Word document on my Microsoft computer proved so onerous that the entire computer crashed and needed to be rebooted.
What the fuck are we doing?
What the fuck are we doing?
November 4, 2025 at 1:20 PM
The act of opening a Microsoft Word document on my Microsoft computer proved so onerous that the entire computer crashed and needed to be rebooted.
What the fuck are we doing?
What the fuck are we doing?
Proud of the Blue Jays. They continued a long-standing Toronto tradition of losing in the worst and dumbest and most humiliating way imaginable.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Proud of the Blue Jays. They continued a long-standing Toronto tradition of losing in the worst and dumbest and most humiliating way imaginable.
There's a chill in the air and that can only mean one thing: the next episode of Til Death do us Blart is only one month away
October 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
There's a chill in the air and that can only mean one thing: the next episode of Til Death do us Blart is only one month away
It is so funny to me that Meta changed their company's entire name to Meta like six weeks before the metaverse fad imploded forever
October 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
It is so funny to me that Meta changed their company's entire name to Meta like six weeks before the metaverse fad imploded forever
I cannot overstate how boring it is to watch someone speedrun a game where all they do is make the game glitch until the end credits show up. Who the fuck cares?
October 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I cannot overstate how boring it is to watch someone speedrun a game where all they do is make the game glitch until the end credits show up. Who the fuck cares?
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[pulled over]
DOG COP: you ran a gray light
DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection
DOG COP: no it was gray
DOG COP: you ran a gray light
DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection
DOG COP: no it was gray
October 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
[pulled over]
DOG COP: you ran a gray light
DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection
DOG COP: no it was gray
DOG COP: you ran a gray light
DOG DRIVER: but it was still gray when i went through the intersection
DOG COP: no it was gray
Me: Hey Google please turn off all your shitty AI integrations
Google:
Google:
October 17, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Me: Hey Google please turn off all your shitty AI integrations
Google:
Google:
Me: Hey google, play Spirit in the Night by Bruce Springsteen
Google assistant: got it, here's a community playlist called "fat dubstep jams for workout bois", playing on YouTube Music
Google assistant: got it, here's a community playlist called "fat dubstep jams for workout bois", playing on YouTube Music
October 16, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Me: Hey google, play Spirit in the Night by Bruce Springsteen
Google assistant: got it, here's a community playlist called "fat dubstep jams for workout bois", playing on YouTube Music
Google assistant: got it, here's a community playlist called "fat dubstep jams for workout bois", playing on YouTube Music
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
When asked "Why don't you simply follow the posted speed limit and parking rules?" Dasrath promptly shit his pants and fell screaming to the floor
Driver who racks up between $300 and $400 a month in speeding and parking tickets feels like he’s "being bullied.” www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/arti...
September 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
When asked "Why don't you simply follow the posted speed limit and parking rules?" Dasrath promptly shit his pants and fell screaming to the floor
A cool feature for autocorrect would be if it stopped randomly capitalizing words in the middle of sentences or replacing correctly spelled words with other words for no reason, just a thought.
September 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
A cool feature for autocorrect would be if it stopped randomly capitalizing words in the middle of sentences or replacing correctly spelled words with other words for no reason, just a thought.
I tried YT Music's AI playlist generator and typed in "acoustic guitar and vocals." The first three songs:
Mr Brightside by the Killers
Dashboard by Modest Mouse
Ship to Wreck by Florence & The Machine
What the fuck lmao
Mr Brightside by the Killers
Dashboard by Modest Mouse
Ship to Wreck by Florence & The Machine
What the fuck lmao
September 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I tried YT Music's AI playlist generator and typed in "acoustic guitar and vocals." The first three songs:
Mr Brightside by the Killers
Dashboard by Modest Mouse
Ship to Wreck by Florence & The Machine
What the fuck lmao
Mr Brightside by the Killers
Dashboard by Modest Mouse
Ship to Wreck by Florence & The Machine
What the fuck lmao
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
September 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
They should hold a global lottery and the winner gets to change "is" to "was" on his Wikipedia page
August 30, 2025 at 2:20 PM
They should hold a global lottery and the winner gets to change "is" to "was" on his Wikipedia page
Collecting all the AI artwork before the bubble bursts so I can teach all my grandkids about the time when every image on the internet sucked shit
August 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Collecting all the AI artwork before the bubble bursts so I can teach all my grandkids about the time when every image on the internet sucked shit
What is she going to do in the movie? Is Bond gonna use her face as a shovel?
August 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
What is she going to do in the movie? Is Bond gonna use her face as a shovel?
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
August 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
The only thing relevant that Dean Cain has done in the last 20 years was when he appeared as a punchline in a John Mulaney bit
August 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
The only thing relevant that Dean Cain has done in the last 20 years was when he appeared as a punchline in a John Mulaney bit
Don't bring a wig to the afterlife, otherwise there's going to be hell toupée
August 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Don't bring a wig to the afterlife, otherwise there's going to be hell toupée