alex (they/them)
@itsthatalexguy.bsky.social
they/them • 34 • queer • nonbinary • ohio
tell the chef that I want a Kraft single draped across my grilled Atlantic salmon like a blanket, and if he doesn't like it, he can meet me in the parking lot
tell the chef that I want a Kraft single draped across my grilled Atlantic salmon like a blanket, and if he doesn't like it, he can meet me in the parking lot
Gotta say, between the central air dying when it's 900° out and the furnace dying when lows are approaching freezing, both of which happened this year, I preferred the AC. I didn't have to drive 6 hours round trip to buy the right part.
October 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Gotta say, between the central air dying when it's 900° out and the furnace dying when lows are approaching freezing, both of which happened this year, I preferred the AC. I didn't have to drive 6 hours round trip to buy the right part.
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Political violence disproportionately hurts people with less power, not people with more power. Political violence will disproportionately hurt people of color and women and LGBTQ people. It’s not fair, but that’s the way it works. Celebrating political violence means at best indifference to that.
Political violence is bad. It usually begets more political violence.
Celebrating political violence is bad. It usually encourages more political violence, against various targets.
Campus shootings are bad. They make everyone on campus less safe.
It's bad that what I wrote here is controversial.
Celebrating political violence is bad. It usually encourages more political violence, against various targets.
Campus shootings are bad. They make everyone on campus less safe.
It's bad that what I wrote here is controversial.
September 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Political violence disproportionately hurts people with less power, not people with more power. Political violence will disproportionately hurt people of color and women and LGBTQ people. It’s not fair, but that’s the way it works. Celebrating political violence means at best indifference to that.
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Remember that you don’t have to post your first reaction and Bluesky is forever even if you delete
September 10, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Remember that you don’t have to post your first reaction and Bluesky is forever even if you delete
Me: [minding my own agnostic ex-Chr*stian business]
The tiny DJ in my brain that absolutely hates my guts: So anyway, here's a 90's Chr*stian pop song you haven't thought about since then. It's gonna be stuck in your head forever. Bye
Me: WHY
Avalon: FOR AS LONG AS I SHALL LIVE I WILL TESTIFY--
The tiny DJ in my brain that absolutely hates my guts: So anyway, here's a 90's Chr*stian pop song you haven't thought about since then. It's gonna be stuck in your head forever. Bye
Me: WHY
Avalon: FOR AS LONG AS I SHALL LIVE I WILL TESTIFY--
July 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Me: [minding my own agnostic ex-Chr*stian business]
The tiny DJ in my brain that absolutely hates my guts: So anyway, here's a 90's Chr*stian pop song you haven't thought about since then. It's gonna be stuck in your head forever. Bye
Me: WHY
Avalon: FOR AS LONG AS I SHALL LIVE I WILL TESTIFY--
The tiny DJ in my brain that absolutely hates my guts: So anyway, here's a 90's Chr*stian pop song you haven't thought about since then. It's gonna be stuck in your head forever. Bye
Me: WHY
Avalon: FOR AS LONG AS I SHALL LIVE I WILL TESTIFY--
@samreich.bsky.social Hi Sam! I have a question that, don't worry, totally isn't maybe creepy or unsettling:
I'm planning to cosplay you in Game Changer at Gen Con this year. Out of curiosity, where is your suit from? I'm a stickler for details and I'd like to get as close as possible.
I'm planning to cosplay you in Game Changer at Gen Con this year. Out of curiosity, where is your suit from? I'm a stickler for details and I'd like to get as close as possible.
June 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
@samreich.bsky.social Hi Sam! I have a question that, don't worry, totally isn't maybe creepy or unsettling:
I'm planning to cosplay you in Game Changer at Gen Con this year. Out of curiosity, where is your suit from? I'm a stickler for details and I'd like to get as close as possible.
I'm planning to cosplay you in Game Changer at Gen Con this year. Out of curiosity, where is your suit from? I'm a stickler for details and I'd like to get as close as possible.
My toxic trait is that I absolutely hate it when people who advocate for sImPlE tHiNgS yOu cAn dO tO fEeL bEtTeR are vindicated.
June 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My toxic trait is that I absolutely hate it when people who advocate for sImPlE tHiNgS yOu cAn dO tO fEeL bEtTeR are vindicated.
Someday I'll stop being obsessed with the Sinners soundtrack and score. That day isn't today.
May 21, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Someday I'll stop being obsessed with the Sinners soundtrack and score. That day isn't today.
Totally get and identify with Marvel fatigue, but Thunderbolts is GOOD. Go see it. Gave me a good, cathartic cry throughout the last third.
May 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Totally get and identify with Marvel fatigue, but Thunderbolts is GOOD. Go see it. Gave me a good, cathartic cry throughout the last third.
Had a FedEx driver notice my painted nails, stop, excitedly ask to see my nails, and then tell me they were “fucking fire.”
If you think I’m not gonna be carrying that compliment with me all weekend, you are INCORRECT
If you think I’m not gonna be carrying that compliment with me all weekend, you are INCORRECT
April 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Had a FedEx driver notice my painted nails, stop, excitedly ask to see my nails, and then tell me they were “fucking fire.”
If you think I’m not gonna be carrying that compliment with me all weekend, you are INCORRECT
If you think I’m not gonna be carrying that compliment with me all weekend, you are INCORRECT
Me, minding my own business at work:
My brain, unprovoked: Honk honk, honk honk, honk honk! Seatbelts, everyone! Please, let this be a normal field trip! With the Frizz? No way! Awwww! Cruisin’ on down Main Street—
My brain, unprovoked: Honk honk, honk honk, honk honk! Seatbelts, everyone! Please, let this be a normal field trip! With the Frizz? No way! Awwww! Cruisin’ on down Main Street—
April 9, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Me, minding my own business at work:
My brain, unprovoked: Honk honk, honk honk, honk honk! Seatbelts, everyone! Please, let this be a normal field trip! With the Frizz? No way! Awwww! Cruisin’ on down Main Street—
My brain, unprovoked: Honk honk, honk honk, honk honk! Seatbelts, everyone! Please, let this be a normal field trip! With the Frizz? No way! Awwww! Cruisin’ on down Main Street—
Did we do it? Are we great now?
The US stock market has lost over $2 trillion in the last 20 minutes.
Nice, nice. Nice.
Nice, nice. Nice.
April 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Did we do it? Are we great now?
Finally finished Sunrise on the Reaping and now I feel like I need to cleanse my soul with something happy. Jesus.
April 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Finally finished Sunrise on the Reaping and now I feel like I need to cleanse my soul with something happy. Jesus.
The first 95% of that Severance finale: I was already sad I’ll never get to watch it for the first time ever again
The last 5%: Fonzie’s skis are on, the boat is in motion, Ben Stiller is at the wheel, and the jump is in sight.
The last 5%: Fonzie’s skis are on, the boat is in motion, Ben Stiller is at the wheel, and the jump is in sight.
March 21, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The first 95% of that Severance finale: I was already sad I’ll never get to watch it for the first time ever again
The last 5%: Fonzie’s skis are on, the boat is in motion, Ben Stiller is at the wheel, and the jump is in sight.
The last 5%: Fonzie’s skis are on, the boat is in motion, Ben Stiller is at the wheel, and the jump is in sight.
You ever just have one of those days where all of your clothes irritate you because they make you look cis and straight**, so you buy $60 worth of nail polish about it?
**Context: You’re neither.
**Context: You’re neither.
March 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
You ever just have one of those days where all of your clothes irritate you because they make you look cis and straight**, so you buy $60 worth of nail polish about it?
**Context: You’re neither.
**Context: You’re neither.
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One good reason for Democrats to show up for Mahmoud Khalil is you're all fucking next
March 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
One good reason for Democrats to show up for Mahmoud Khalil is you're all fucking next
Genuine question: How is it that Mitch McConnell was able to trip up so much legislation over the last few Democratic presidencies as Senate Minority Leader but Democrats cannot manage to do the same? Is it “they go low, we go high” from Chuck? I’m so sick of feeling like this.
March 14, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Genuine question: How is it that Mitch McConnell was able to trip up so much legislation over the last few Democratic presidencies as Senate Minority Leader but Democrats cannot manage to do the same? Is it “they go low, we go high” from Chuck? I’m so sick of feeling like this.
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You could always just delete your Twitter account, you know.
March 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
You could always just delete your Twitter account, you know.
If I mysteriously disappear, you know it’s because I missed a day of French.
March 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
If I mysteriously disappear, you know it’s because I missed a day of French.
Wanted: Someone to whack me with a pool noodle when I get too close to my fridge so I don’t mindlessly eat something and ruin my endoscopy prep. Successful candidates will be paid in food, as long as they share.
March 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Wanted: Someone to whack me with a pool noodle when I get too close to my fridge so I don’t mindlessly eat something and ruin my endoscopy prep. Successful candidates will be paid in food, as long as they share.
My doctor and I are having me try out ADHD medication.
We’re on day 1 of Strattera and I would like to propose that its slogan should be, “Oh, you wanna focus? Start by focusing on the inside of your eyelids, you sleepy bitch.”
We’re on day 1 of Strattera and I would like to propose that its slogan should be, “Oh, you wanna focus? Start by focusing on the inside of your eyelids, you sleepy bitch.”
February 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
My doctor and I are having me try out ADHD medication.
We’re on day 1 of Strattera and I would like to propose that its slogan should be, “Oh, you wanna focus? Start by focusing on the inside of your eyelids, you sleepy bitch.”
We’re on day 1 of Strattera and I would like to propose that its slogan should be, “Oh, you wanna focus? Start by focusing on the inside of your eyelids, you sleepy bitch.”
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Me: [tears in eyes] you can't keep doing this!
Chuck schumer [eating a bag of chips]: someone should really try to stop trump because this stuff seems bad
Chuck schumer [eating a bag of chips]: someone should really try to stop trump because this stuff seems bad
February 3, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Me: [tears in eyes] you can't keep doing this!
Chuck schumer [eating a bag of chips]: someone should really try to stop trump because this stuff seems bad
Chuck schumer [eating a bag of chips]: someone should really try to stop trump because this stuff seems bad
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“Won’t anyone put out this blaze?” shouts Chuck Schumer, holding a fire hose
January 31, 2025 at 11:06 PM
“Won’t anyone put out this blaze?” shouts Chuck Schumer, holding a fire hose