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I am the most vile of tapeworms can I pleeeease get in your bloodstream pleeeease
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I am the most vile of tapeworms can I pleeeease get in your bloodstream pleeeease
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
I hit a car pulling out of the parking lot because I was screaming to I saw the devil in portland oregon thanks @anitavelveeta.bsky.social #blessed
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I hit a car pulling out of the parking lot because I was screaming to I saw the devil in portland oregon thanks @anitavelveeta.bsky.social #blessed
apparently some people just want to get rid of their old overhead projectors??? anyways bought one for $7 life is beautifullllll
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
apparently some people just want to get rid of their old overhead projectors??? anyways bought one for $7 life is beautifullllll
it turns out if you paper mache with wood glue you come out looking like you fingereda bottle of mustard
November 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
it turns out if you paper mache with wood glue you come out looking like you fingereda bottle of mustard
they call it sleep apparently and by god is it not happening
November 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
they call it sleep apparently and by god is it not happening
got asked if my spike collar was real or "stolen valor" and I laughed so hard I almost cried
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 PM
got asked if my spike collar was real or "stolen valor" and I laughed so hard I almost cried
the question is not should I make an entire batch of waffles at an unreasonable hour of the night, but will I do so with malice and hatred in my heart
November 9, 2025 at 5:41 AM
the question is not should I make an entire batch of waffles at an unreasonable hour of the night, but will I do so with malice and hatred in my heart
sometimes you sit up in a frenzy and have to finish that helmet you started 6 months ago. you just have to
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
sometimes you sit up in a frenzy and have to finish that helmet you started 6 months ago. you just have to
brethren i fear the. Eels have escaped once More
November 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
brethren i fear the. Eels have escaped once More
the cane is making everyone tell me that my halloween costume must be house. bad news for them because I will be the sexiest house out there
September 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
the cane is making everyone tell me that my halloween costume must be house. bad news for them because I will be the sexiest house out there
10 hours of lab safety modules 🫠🫠🫠
September 9, 2025 at 12:27 AM
10 hours of lab safety modules 🫠🫠🫠
made myself gyoza and salad and rice and so it turns out life is beautiful
September 8, 2025 at 11:18 PM
made myself gyoza and salad and rice and so it turns out life is beautiful
turns out drunk waffle is becoming a time honored tradition. drunk waffle.
September 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
turns out drunk waffle is becoming a time honored tradition. drunk waffle.
too many people in my house i feel like a startled deer
September 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
too many people in my house i feel like a startled deer
was captain underpants outfit bikini armor. discuss
September 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
was captain underpants outfit bikini armor. discuss
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waiter, there's a freaky white boy in my soup
July 27, 2025 at 6:13 AM
waiter, there's a freaky white boy in my soup
I couldn't get my seahorse abortion ):
July 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I couldn't get my seahorse abortion ):
why are people following me hwuh
July 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
why are people following me hwuh
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Doing a pronoun circle with all the other people stuck with me in the Saw trap
July 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Doing a pronoun circle with all the other people stuck with me in the Saw trap
maybe the only evil thing was the pants
July 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
maybe the only evil thing was the pants
longing for scraps of canvas (yummy)
July 7, 2025 at 11:26 PM
longing for scraps of canvas (yummy)
a bullet is just violence in pill form
July 7, 2025 at 11:25 PM
a bullet is just violence in pill form