Sarah Dutcher
@itssarahdutch.bsky.social
certified california junior ranger, frodo baggins stan account.
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give stylists guns!
June 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
give stylists guns!
just now watching Andor and you know why it works? solidarity! everyone has their part in the resistance
June 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
just now watching Andor and you know why it works? solidarity! everyone has their part in the resistance
this book is funnier than expected
June 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
this book is funnier than expected
not having to plan my summer camping trips around my period anymore makes my hysterectomy worth it
June 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
not having to plan my summer camping trips around my period anymore makes my hysterectomy worth it
my job’s start date got moved up a week which means i’ll get paid before rent is due
June 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
my job’s start date got moved up a week which means i’ll get paid before rent is due
the easiest way to make new friends is for existing friends to make a baby and in a few years, boom. new friend
June 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
the easiest way to make new friends is for existing friends to make a baby and in a few years, boom. new friend
cut my foot into pieces
i stepped on something sharp
i stepped on something sharp
June 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
cut my foot into pieces
i stepped on something sharp
i stepped on something sharp
who else thinks trump’s pick for the nasa head will be a flat earther
May 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
who else thinks trump’s pick for the nasa head will be a flat earther
if you can’t afford a spa day, try getting an abdominal surgery. they fix your hair and massage your legs. having 5 people dote on you really is nice
May 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
if you can’t afford a spa day, try getting an abdominal surgery. they fix your hair and massage your legs. having 5 people dote on you really is nice
the body soap you use pre-surgery makes you smell like the hospital so the hospital sprites can’t smell you and won’t attack
May 23, 2025 at 3:01 AM
the body soap you use pre-surgery makes you smell like the hospital so the hospital sprites can’t smell you and won’t attack
if you give your cat a little bit of parmesan cheese, some might get stuck on their nose like cocaine
May 19, 2025 at 12:42 AM
if you give your cat a little bit of parmesan cheese, some might get stuck on their nose like cocaine
Reposted by Sarah Dutcher
500K Mexican-Americans served in the U.S. armed forces in WWII, as did millions of 1st and 2nd-gen immigrants, and 109K noncitizens.
Mexican immigrant Macario Garcia won the Medal of Honor in Normandy. When he returned to the US, he was was arrested for trying to eat at a segregated restaurant.
Mexican immigrant Macario Garcia won the Medal of Honor in Normandy. When he returned to the US, he was was arrested for trying to eat at a segregated restaurant.
May 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
500K Mexican-Americans served in the U.S. armed forces in WWII, as did millions of 1st and 2nd-gen immigrants, and 109K noncitizens.
Mexican immigrant Macario Garcia won the Medal of Honor in Normandy. When he returned to the US, he was was arrested for trying to eat at a segregated restaurant.
Mexican immigrant Macario Garcia won the Medal of Honor in Normandy. When he returned to the US, he was was arrested for trying to eat at a segregated restaurant.
C3-PO is like if jar jar binks didn’t have nefarious political aspirations
May 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
C3-PO is like if jar jar binks didn’t have nefarious political aspirations
Reposted by Sarah Dutcher
Early review of FRIENDSHIP:
It's a cosmic mix of the action of the 90s combined with the exploitation films of the 70s, but with modern touches. It's hyperviolent, but it knows what it is. It's a little bit Tarantino, definitely a little bit Michael Mann. It's sort of a cosmic gumbo.
It's a cosmic mix of the action of the 90s combined with the exploitation films of the 70s, but with modern touches. It's hyperviolent, but it knows what it is. It's a little bit Tarantino, definitely a little bit Michael Mann. It's sort of a cosmic gumbo.
May 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Early review of FRIENDSHIP:
It's a cosmic mix of the action of the 90s combined with the exploitation films of the 70s, but with modern touches. It's hyperviolent, but it knows what it is. It's a little bit Tarantino, definitely a little bit Michael Mann. It's sort of a cosmic gumbo.
It's a cosmic mix of the action of the 90s combined with the exploitation films of the 70s, but with modern touches. It's hyperviolent, but it knows what it is. It's a little bit Tarantino, definitely a little bit Michael Mann. It's sort of a cosmic gumbo.
it’s officially a sin to put ketchup on a hot dog
May 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
it’s officially a sin to put ketchup on a hot dog
watching the clone wars and why did i hope that natalie portman’s cartoon would be hot? this is a children’s cartoon sarah, calm down
May 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
watching the clone wars and why did i hope that natalie portman’s cartoon would be hot? this is a children’s cartoon sarah, calm down
my mental health is off the charts
April 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
my mental health is off the charts
looking at my childhood home on zillow
April 29, 2025 at 12:24 AM
looking at my childhood home on zillow
the tree of knowledge of good and evil as a metaphor for humans gaining sentience and higher intelligence
April 27, 2025 at 7:39 AM
the tree of knowledge of good and evil as a metaphor for humans gaining sentience and higher intelligence
the software i used for seven years in a niche industry is hiring my exact job title. i can’t wait to get that rejection email
April 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
the software i used for seven years in a niche industry is hiring my exact job title. i can’t wait to get that rejection email
checking my personal email multiple times a day is a recession indicator
April 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
checking my personal email multiple times a day is a recession indicator
Reposted by Sarah Dutcher
Dude you’re transphobic? Like from Harry Potter? Grow up.
April 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Dude you’re transphobic? Like from Harry Potter? Grow up.
rip simone de beauvoir you would’ve loved girl, so confusing ft lorde
April 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
rip simone de beauvoir you would’ve loved girl, so confusing ft lorde
i haven’t seen a single meme about the pope’s death. who do i follow to see this
April 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
i haven’t seen a single meme about the pope’s death. who do i follow to see this
if i k*ll elon musk can i go back on twitter?
April 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
if i k*ll elon musk can i go back on twitter?