Reed Ellis
@itsreedellis.bsky.social
I sell antiques, write things & drink iced tea •
she/her, 🖤🤍💜
she/her, 🖤🤍💜
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“homestuck animated show”
August 9, 2025 at 9:18 PM
“homestuck animated show”
When there’s major drama at work but no one on shift knows the tea so we’re stuck WAITING like PEASANTS -
July 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
When there’s major drama at work but no one on shift knows the tea so we’re stuck WAITING like PEASANTS -
I’m 29 drinking with my 3rd grade crush life is so weird
July 12, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I’m 29 drinking with my 3rd grade crush life is so weird
We’re gonna see if my coworker gets drunk again and I have to babysit her on the clock 🙃
July 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
We’re gonna see if my coworker gets drunk again and I have to babysit her on the clock 🙃
Being able to see the Resorts World billboard flying into Vegas is ridiculous. I shouldn’t be able to make out a billboard 10,000 feet in the air
June 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Being able to see the Resorts World billboard flying into Vegas is ridiculous. I shouldn’t be able to make out a billboard 10,000 feet in the air
Someone get Aiden Hill a drink god DAMN
May 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Someone get Aiden Hill a drink god DAMN
Had to reinstall Infinity Nikki for the update to process so most of my photos are gone. Really bittersweet but at least everything’s working (?) now.
April 29, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Had to reinstall Infinity Nikki for the update to process so most of my photos are gone. Really bittersweet but at least everything’s working (?) now.
A fic I love updated today after 4 years.
Never stop believing.
Never stop believing.
April 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
A fic I love updated today after 4 years.
Never stop believing.
Never stop believing.
Tf you mean iDubbz put out a new content cop? What is this 2016?
April 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Tf you mean iDubbz put out a new content cop? What is this 2016?
Got my omnipod app set up and I feel like a kid with how giddy I am. Like this is so cool. I can control everything on my phone. Technology is so cool
April 13, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Got my omnipod app set up and I feel like a kid with how giddy I am. Like this is so cool. I can control everything on my phone. Technology is so cool
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Me at Outback Steakhouse: This place has no rules, just right
April 11, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Me at Outback Steakhouse: This place has no rules, just right
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eBay have changed their terms of service and you're automatically opted-in for your personal data to be used for AI development and training.
To turn this off, sign into your account click on the Hi (your name)! > My eBay > Account > AI training preferences and you can toggle off the permission.
To turn this off, sign into your account click on the Hi (your name)! > My eBay > Account > AI training preferences and you can toggle off the permission.
March 19, 2025 at 5:48 PM
eBay have changed their terms of service and you're automatically opted-in for your personal data to be used for AI development and training.
To turn this off, sign into your account click on the Hi (your name)! > My eBay > Account > AI training preferences and you can toggle off the permission.
To turn this off, sign into your account click on the Hi (your name)! > My eBay > Account > AI training preferences and you can toggle off the permission.
I’m not built for the club life
March 16, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I’m not built for the club life
Baby’s first and last Bud Light what is that
March 16, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Baby’s first and last Bud Light what is that
The girl singing live at this downtown country bar is far too talented to be here
March 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
The girl singing live at this downtown country bar is far too talented to be here
Me to Southwest Airlines
a man says " you were the chosen one " in front of a burning fire
ALT: a man says " you were the chosen one " in front of a burning fire
media.tenor.com
March 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Me to Southwest Airlines
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70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ
Can Tom cruise please parachute into the stadium
February 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Can Tom cruise please parachute into the stadium
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Favorite sign so far
February 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Favorite sign so far
Happy birthday winx club can’t believe you’re old enough to drink
January 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Happy birthday winx club can’t believe you’re old enough to drink
Funyuns are underrated
January 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Funyuns are underrated
Also the worst part of TikTok coming back is my boss will still be insufferable plugging the one semi-viral one we had about our store *everywhere*
January 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Also the worst part of TikTok coming back is my boss will still be insufferable plugging the one semi-viral one we had about our store *everywhere*
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dick sucking record any%
January 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
dick sucking record any%
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He was ready for this moment
January 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
He was ready for this moment